Incel trait: waking up to no alerts

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Just woke up and i have absolutely no alerts this is bullshit my entire day is ruined now

 

[Deleted member 18515]

if you get @ more than 1 time in the week ur a fakecel

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

if you get @ more than 1 time in the week ur a fakecel

I must statusmaxx ngl

 

[Deleted member 19079]

check out my alertmaxxing guide you loser

https://incels.is/threads/incels-co-alertmaxxing-guide-2019-legit.129522/

 

[GoonCel]

ngl biggest incelt trait

 

[Deleted member 19079]

if you get @ more than 1 time in the week ur a fakecel

@Toadman
@Toadman

 

[Deleted member 18515]

@Toadman
@Toadman

checkmate nigga

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

check out my alertmaxxing guide you loser

https://incels.is/threads/incels-co-alertmaxxing-guide-2019-legit.129522/

I only want 100% legit alerts (people quoting or mentioning me)

 

[Deleted member 19079]

nigga

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

I woke up to nothing as well

 

[needsolution]

im waking up to minimum 15 alerts and 3-4 pms every day

 

[FinnCel]

Over for alertcels

 

[needsolution]

Get out of here Chad.

im statusmaxxed

 

[Insomniac]

im waking up to minimum 15 alerts and 3-4 pms every day

reported for brag

 

[TheSecondComing]

I woke up to 2 right now, I rarely wake up to zero but when I do that shit sucks, yesterday I woke up to 7 and that was epic

 

[ionlycopenow]

If you have normshit social media like Snapchat or Instagram and wake up to no alerts you're 100% a subhuman

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Thanks for the alerts kind strangerinos

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

Got one today

 

[TheSecondComing]

Thanks for the alerts kind strangerinos

no

 

[Deleted member 14866]

the drought is real

 

[Deleted member 19079]

no

gay

 

[Cuyen]

Thanks for the alerts kind strangerinos

 

[TheSecondComing]

gay

no

 

[Deleted member 19079]

no

r u not gay

 

[TheSecondComing]

r u not gay

inject soy

 

[Deleted member 19079]

inject soy

adding that to my siggy lel

 

[TheSecondComing]

adding that to my siggy lel

over for taken out of contextcels

 

[FlamingCel]

Over for alertcels

 

[Deleted member 8884]

ngl biggest incelt trait

the drought is real

If you have normshit social media like Snapchat or Instagram and wake up to no alerts you're 100% a subhuman

I woke up to nothing as well

 

[Dionysus]

i usually have 7-12

 

[ihaveno1]

i woke up with quite a bit today, but i do get pissed whenever i wake up with less than 4

 

[Deleted member 14577]

I'm watching the ban discussion megathread so I always wake up to 1 notification.