It's Over Incel Trait: too depressed to wipe his ass after taking a shit (and reading these articles)

[Deleted member 1060]

Just look at these articles:

1. “How do I tell my boyfriend he needs to wipe more?”
2. Real chads don't wipe their butt-holes.
3. It's so common that now feminists are labelling it as "septic masculinity"
4. They want us to make our butt-holes wiped.

Remember, the comments are from women complaining about their bfs/husbands.

After reading those articles, I am feeling very depressed.

I came to the realization that "ass wiping is a major cope".

A 9/10 blonde chad who never wipes his ass after taking shit with a turd riddled butt-hole surrounded by buzzing flies won't have any problem getting laid. Where a 5'2" 2/10 butt-ugly curry who thoroughly washes his butt-hole on the squirting hot-spring of the old faithful geyser at Yellowstone national park 10 times a day will never be able to get any shit.

JFL @ ass-wipercels.

Never began.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

If you dont wipe your ass your ass itches so I wipe

 

[WawelDragon1683]

Great thread. Important topic.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

If you dont wipe your ass your ass itches so I wipe

Yea I felt that too. Most probably because of our shit genetics subhuman butt-hole linings.

Read those articles, their bfs/husbands don't have any such problem. Guess chads have strong butt-hole linings.

Great thread. Important topic.

 

[autism kills]

stinky skidmark chad >>>>> incel with perfect hygiene that wears an expensive fragrance

 

[Mr.Sophistication]

A 9/10 blonde chad who never wipes his ass after taking shit with a turd riddled butt-hole surrounded by buzzing flies won't have any problem getting laid. Where a 5'2" 2/10 butt-ugly curry who thoroughly washes his butt-hole on the squirting hot-spring of the old faithful geyser at Yellowstone national park 10 times a day will never be able to get any shit.

Lol, shit thread (hah) but that part was really funny. In any case, wiping your ass properly is important to your hygiene and probably has a lot of health benefits, just as showering, dont get how someone can bring himself to neglect either so much.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

stinky skidmark chad >>>>> incel with perfect hygiene that wears an expensive fragrance

 

[MountainGorilla]

over for kegelcels

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Lol, shit thread (hah) but that part was really funny. In any case, wiping your ass properly is important to your hygiene and probably has a lot of health benefits, just as showering, dont get how someone can bring himself to neglect either so much.

Hygiene is a cope. Everything an incel does is a cope. Our existence is a cope.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Great thread. Very important topic.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

stinky skidmark chad >>>>> incel with perfect hygiene that wears an expensive fragrance

over for kegelcels

Never began.

 

[Mr.Sophistication]

Hygiene is a cope. Everything an incel does is a cope. Our existence is a cope.

Not to say that youre assessment is wrong really, but I think running around while my own feces cling to my ass would be a rather uncomfortable experience.

 

[FinnCel]

I just use water, buddy boyos

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I just use water, buddy boyos

I used to use water too, but stopped it, there is no point.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I read every single word and laughed

 

[Dionysus]

I read every single word and laughed

 

[universallyabhorred]

That could be a major problems for foids when they lick chad's butthole. Refer to https://incels.is/threads/shitpill-the-complex-relationship-between-women-and-chads-shit.160551/ .Chad's shit>>>>> incel.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I read every single word and laughed

That could be a major problems for foids when they lick chad's butthole. Refer to https://incels.is/threads/shitpill-the-complex-relationship-between-women-and-chads-shit.160551/ .Chad's shit>>>>> incel.

Brutal shitpill. Deserves it's own thread.

 

[Ap0calypse]

Literal shitpost

 

[Deleted member 10314]

Any skidmarkcels here?

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Literal shitpost

 

[Deleted member 22466]

When I am on leave from wageslaving and don't need to go outside I sometimes go a week or more without showering, then the smell gets too much. If I didn't need to go outside I'd have probably one shower a month and luxuriate in my musk tbh.

 

[speedtypingincel]

Shitty thread.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

When I am on leave from wageslaving and don't need to go outside I sometimes go a week or more without showering, then the smell gets too much. If I didn't need to go outside I'd have probably one shower a month and luxuriate in my musk tbh.

Based and stinkpilled.

Shitty thread.

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Humanity is disgusting

 

[Deleted member 19236]

JFL at hygiene copers

 

[TINMAN]

Hygiene is a cope. Everything an incel does is a cope. Our existence is a cope.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Humanity is disgusting

JFL at hygiene copers

 

[FukFeminism]

stinky skidmark chad >>>>> incel with perfect hygiene that wears an expensive fragrance

 

[tehgymcel420]

Hygiene is a cope. Everything an incel does is a cope. Our existence is a cope.

Zabbaleen strays who've never bathed in their lives and never wipe their ass still mogs us.

 

[masterwizard]

Chad probably has such robust GI health and intestinal fauna genetic predisposition that he doesn't need to wipe, his turds are perfectly composed in terms of density and softness, being neither too hard or too soft and squidgy.

I've taken a few chad shits in my life time, where it just slides out easily despite its girth/length yet when I wipe there is literally no residue to clean up. I imagine its the closest a man can come to experiencing an orgasmic child birth.

 

[KingOfRome]

I don't wipe because I have a bidet attachment on my toilet that works so much better with less waste.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Zabbaleen strays who've never bathed in their lives and never wipe their ass still mogs us.

turd-crusted-butt-holed-dog-pill is the most lethal dogpill among all genre of dogpills.

Chad probably has such robust GI health and intestinal fauna genetic predisposition that he doesn't need to wipe, his turds are perfectly composed in terms of density and softness, being neither too hard or too soft and squidgy.

This is not a joke. Intestinal health plays a very big part of your metabolism, nutrient absorption, physical growth and overall physical soundness. It also greatly effects your brain functions. Even a healthy shit production dictates your acne and skin conditions. Not only that, a very sound and strong digestive tract is genetic. No wonder chads butt-holes produce the most ideal shit.

I don't wipe because I have a bidet attachment on my toilet that works so much better with less waste.

Bidetmaxxing is a legit game.

 

[Deleted member 21218]

Chads crusty poopoo hole mogs all pf us into oblivion

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Chads crusty poopoo hole mogs all pf us into oblivion

Shitpill is lethal.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

 

[DarwinsDisgrace]

Wiping your ass is gay.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Wiping your ass is gay.

 

[Musophobia]

pooppill is no joke, there were articles about poop and autism being related if i remember correctly, I wouldnt be surprised if it becomes an established blackpill in a few years

 

[tehgymcel420]

Wiping your ass is gay.

Chad gets Stacy to lick his ass clean.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

pooppill is no joke, there were articles about poop and autism being related if i remember correctly, I wouldnt be surprised if it becomes an established blackpill in a few years

Sounds interesting, any link? We need to do more research on shitpill.

Chad gets Stacy to lick his ass clean.

Stacies pay money to lick a chad's skidmark.

 

[Llama]

I try to use expensive shower supplies and wear nice clothing and I get laughed at. Chad puts on his white t-shirt turned yellow from coffee stains, cum stains, and sweat., never shower and still find fuckmeat.

 

[Musophobia]

Sounds interesting, any link? We need to do more research on shitpill.

Autism symptoms reduced nearly 50 percent two years after fecal transplant

In a new study, researchers demonstrate long-term beneficial effects for children diagnosed with ASD through a revolutionary fecal transplant technique known as microbiota transfer therapy (MTT).

www.sciencedaily.com

this subject needs more research but considering females can judge a male's genetic makeup from smell alone, I wouldnt be surprised if poop was an indicator of genetic superiority

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Autism symptoms reduced nearly 50 percent two years after fecal transplant

In a new study, researchers demonstrate long-term beneficial effects for children diagnosed with ASD through a revolutionary fecal transplant technique known as microbiota transfer therapy (MTT).

www.sciencedaily.com

this subject needs more research but considering females can judge a male's genetic makeup from smell alone, I wouldnt be surprised if poop was an indicator of genetic superiority

High IQ hypothesis, thanks for the link. I will do some study on it.

 

[DarwinsDisgrace]

pooppill is no joke, there were articles about poop and autism being related if i remember correctly, I wouldnt be surprised if it becomes an established blackpill in a few years

'Faecal transplant may help children with autism'

'Faecal transplant may help children with autism', study suggests

"Autism symptoms can be reduced 50% in children who received faecal transplants," reports the Mail Online. A new US study involving 18 children with autistic spectrum disorder (ASD) found an improvement in digestive and autism symptoms 2 years after receiving a faecal transplant.

www.nhs.uk

"Autism symptoms can be reduced 50% in children who received faecal transplants,"

Literally take the brownpill guys

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I try to use expensive shower supplies and wear nice clothing and I get laughed at. Chad puts on his white t-shirt turned yellow from coffee stains, cum stains, and sweat., never shower and still find fuckmeat.

'Faecal transplant may help children with autism'

'Faecal transplant may help children with autism', study suggests

"Autism symptoms can be reduced 50% in children who received faecal transplants," reports the Mail Online. A new US study involving 18 children with autistic spectrum disorder (ASD) found an improvement in digestive and autism symptoms 2 years after receiving a faecal transplant.

www.nhs.uk

"Autism symptoms can be reduced 50% in children who received faecal transplants,"

Literally take the brownpill guys

Damn ...

 

[Musophobia]

'Faecal transplant may help children with autism'

'Faecal transplant may help children with autism', study suggests

"Autism symptoms can be reduced 50% in children who received faecal transplants," reports the Mail Online. A new US study involving 18 children with autistic spectrum disorder (ASD) found an improvement in digestive and autism symptoms 2 years after receiving a faecal transplant.

www.nhs.uk

"Autism symptoms can be reduced 50% in children who received faecal transplants,"

Literally take the brownpill guys

I can imagine gigachads selling their poops for transplant tbh
It has the potential to become a huge industry, if I had the money I would start a business on it tbh

 

[DarwinsDisgrace]

Damn ...

Elite Daily: just be an ""elite man"" who gets chicks like this tall homeless guy lol

 

[Llama]

Damn ...

Just get a poop transplant bro, also i fucking hate the dude in the video, such a stuck up fag

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Chad doesn't need to wipe, that's what his gf's tongue is for.