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Incel Trait: Sitting on the toilet at 4am taking a shit while enjoying the solitude and quietness

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I'm sure many of us have stayed up all night doing nothing but watching movies and browsing forums then getting the urge to take a shit and getting up only to notice it's 4am and you've stayed up all night again so you pick up your phone and spend the next 20 minutes browsing more while you take a shit. Then you kind of notice the gravity of your situation and realize you're a degenerate and LDARing isn't getting you anywhere in life but you have no choice, it's impossible to ascend.
 
Still better than wageslaving.
 
Taking a shit and reading an old video game magazine (back before game journalism went to shit) is better than fapping
 
I'm sure many of us have stayed up all night doing nothing but watching movies and browsing forums then getting the urge to take a shit and getting up only to notice it's 4am and you've stayed up all night again so you pick up your phone and spend the next 20 minutes browsing more while you take a shit.
The peak of human evolution.
 
It's over for constipatedcels
 
I do this Almost everyday...
 
I drank a lot of red bull and it made me shit 5 times today
 
I'm sure many of us have stayed up all night doing nothing but watching movies and browsing forums then getting the urge to take a shit and getting up only to notice it's 4am and you've stayed up all night again so you pick up your phone and spend the next 20 minutes browsing more while you take a shit. Then you kind of notice the gravity of your situation and realize you're a degenerate and LDARing isn't getting you anywhere in life but you have no choice, it's impossible to ascend.
Are you Neet bro
 
The bathroom is my second bedroom in regards to privacy and alone time.

Hell I LDAR'd on my sides waiting to puke up Chink food I had. I hardly even stay for very long in terms of actually "going."

Bathroomaxxing is underrated.
 
Having a super shitty sleep schedule like that alone is definitely an incel trait.
 
It's 7am for me and I always take a shit after I fap.
 
I get plenty of alone time in my room. All the time
 
I drank a lot of red bull and it made me shit 5 times today

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#158860797Sunday, March 29, 2015 12:54 AM CDT
The goal of the event is to provide an entertaining "Hunting" experience.Why do you need someone to simplify the task for you when it was your decision to participate?
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#158860887Sunday, March 29, 2015 12:56 AM CDT
dfgdfggdfggdfgdfgdfgggi am da cool kid
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#158861188Sunday, March 29, 2015 1:02 AM CDT
i am da cool kid
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#158635223Wednesday, March 25, 2015 5:58 PM CDT
Why not just avoid providing any genuine images of yourself entirely
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#158635226Wednesday, March 25, 2015 5:58 PM CDT
imo only ugly people say that xDDD
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#158635397Wednesday, March 25, 2015 6:00 PM CDT
I've gotten death threats and some really scary things from DM's after my face.

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#158635368Wednesday, March 25, 2015 6:00 PM CDT
There's a certain barrier between student and educational-instructor communication that should be recognized universally.
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#158635387Wednesday, March 25, 2015 6:00 PM CDT
WHY WOULD YOU TELL YOU TEACHER YOUR TWITTER.
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#158635411Wednesday, March 25, 2015 6:00 PM CDT
if she followed you on twitteryou should probably talk to your principal is mayonnaise an instrument?
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#158629260Wednesday, March 25, 2015 4:41 PM CDT
Middle-School-aged children should not engage in "romantic" relationships.
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#158629911Wednesday, March 25, 2015 4:50 PM CDT
middle school people are too young to datethey dont even know what dating is in real life
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#158630090Wednesday, March 25, 2015 4:53 PM CDT
coming from a middle schooler, i laugh really hard when my classmates say romantic things


To all worried that Ebola will mutate and become airborne

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#149738548Friday, November 14, 2014 7:57 AM CST
While it's certainly a plausible assumption that the pathogen itself is unlikely to develop airborne capabilities soon, It would be entirely inaccurate and purely incorrect to make the assumption that the virus itself wouldn't be capable of this.The actual molecular mechanisms involved allow for various components of a cell to adapt to it's environment.
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#149738700Friday, November 14, 2014 8:04 AM CST
My dad THINKS it's airborne, because he thinks sneezing mucus is a bodily fluid, and you spread the virus that way. What a moron.Now here comes an angry mob with torches and pitchforks chanting "RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!" chasing me out of OT in the meantime....
I get plenty of alone time in my room. All the time

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Chad Trait: Sitting on multiple toilets at 4am taking a shit while enjoying the solitude and quietness
 

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#151376304Monday, December 08, 2014 9:17 PM CST
There's a significant quantity of research being performed simply to understand the mutative mechanisms utilized by common pathogens.Weaponizing "Ebolavirus" would require a significant amount of biological analysis and modification to ensure that the pathogen itself is capable of infecting a large amount of individuals within a short duration of time without eliminating all of the reservoirs or creating a crucial weakness in the pathogen's RNA structure.Additionally, there's plenty of other pathogens that have been thought of as potential biological weapons for decades, such as "Francisella Tularensis".
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#151376317Monday, December 08, 2014 9:17 PM CST
"They will for sureAnd when they do

"You never know...think about all the stuff that was planned in WW2 that was recently found out about
 

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