Negroid Berber
Manlet, Ethnic, Hairless (on the head)
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My mom told me that a package she didn't order came home and sent me to take it
Weirdly there was no one passing me the package, instead it was left on the floor
It had a cilindric form and a thought passed in my head: "what if it's a bomb"
I started sweating and holded it as far from my face as possible like a retard and the neighbour saw me as well
Turns out it was a fucking shampoo bottle that my mom forgot that she ordered
This is not the first time I get so paranoid
Whenever someone calls me even a decibel higher than the usual I start panicking thinking something happened
Weirdly there was no one passing me the package, instead it was left on the floor
It had a cilindric form and a thought passed in my head: "what if it's a bomb"
I started sweating and holded it as far from my face as possible like a retard and the neighbour saw me as well
Turns out it was a fucking shampoo bottle that my mom forgot that she ordered
This is not the first time I get so paranoid
Whenever someone calls me even a decibel higher than the usual I start panicking thinking something happened