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RageFuel Incel Trait: One of your "friends" makes their whole family get on the mic and roast you for having a small dick.

Gogetacel

Gogetacel

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Thanksgiving Day 2021, peak quarantine to be honest, got home, was in vc, we were playing some fucking game, and I get my friend mad, he gets his little cousin on the mic and tells him to make fun of my small dick, he does this for an hour, I have a special mic shut off button on my pc, so they couldnt hear me bawl my fucking eyes out, then he gets his auntie, his dad, his sisters, EVERY BODY IN HIS FUCKIN FAMILY TO FUCKING ROAST ME, my fault for not leaving back then, i didnt wanna seem like a bitch, which i still am. Oh yeah, let me not forget, this nigga was a fucking slayer for when I knew him, I havent talked to him in years, but from what I know, he's with some snowbunny, so the nigga that tormented me for months if not a whole year for my small dick gets a girlfriend and is probably gonna get married while I have to get prepared for dying a cold and lonesome death. There will be a day where I take my revenge on this sick and evil world, blood will fill the streets, and children and women alike will cry. I hate them all the fucking same.
 
brutal if not larp
I'm leaning towards larp but I don't want to assume it

When someone is making fun of you for your penis size just call them a faggot on the spot (if you can.) If its a possibility that other people can hear then just ask loudly why are you so interested in my dick. I think it would shut many people off pretty quickly.

It also works when people ask you if you're a virgin, basically throw it back at them and ask them why are you so interested about my dating life, are you a faggot?
 
I'm leaning towards larp but I don't want to assume it

When someone is making fun of you for your penis size just call them a faggot on the spot (if you can.) If its a possibility that other people can hear then just ask loudly why are you so interested in my dick. I think it would shut many people off pretty quickly.

It also works when people ask you if you're a virgin, basically throw it back at them and ask them why are you so interested about my dating life, are you a faggot?
If someone ever makes fun of my dick size again, I'm just gonna fucking shoot them not gonna lie, I genuinely dont have the brain capacity to deal with that torture anymore.
 
How did he know you were a dicklet
 
I told em my size, I didnt know if it was small or not because I literally never gave a fuck until then.
this is why i say the blackpill saves lives. youd have never gotten into this situation to begin with if you were blackpilled
 
I'm sorry man that's messed up

I'm leaning towards larp but I don't want to assume it

When someone is making fun of you for your penis size just call them a faggot on the spot (if you can.) If its a possibility that other people can hear then just ask loudly why are you so interested in my dick. I think it would shut many people off pretty quickly.

It also works when people ask you if you're a virgin, basically throw it back at them and ask them why are you so interested about my dating life, are you a faggot?
I'm going to use this advice next time I'm mocked for being a virgin thanks brocel
 

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