If you are older than 25, still a virgin, and you find yourself liking the 1995 animated musical comedy, A Goofy Movie, you are an incel who has deep issues with their father.
I'm sorry, brocel.
Let's explore why we incels absolutely love arguably the most loserdadpilled-Disney animated movie. Spoilers ahead.
*Loserdadpill = if you are a male who has the misfortune of being born to a dad who is a loser, the sobering truth is that you will be cursed to bear your loser-father's baggage.
The characters
"Goofy" - your dad, basically. The perfect Disney character to play a loser dad, a fucking dog.
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IhancH1YyoQ&pp=ygUYYSBnb29meSBtb3ZpZSBwaG90b3Nob290
"Max" - you, basically. The perfect Disney son, a young dog in high school.
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CfCO56WDVQ8&pp=ygUPTWF4IGdvb2Z5IG1
The foid-love-interest
“Roxanne” - no dogpill, but that bitch was fine.
*Kek, her dad is a caricature of a Blue Lives Matter racist:
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gSdM54CEgT0&pp=ygUTUm94YW5uZSBnb29meSBtb3ZpZQ%3D%3D
The music
Some of the best music in the Disney universe.
“I wish that it was the day, after today!” - because, today is not good enough.
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FoIFa94fD3c&pp=ygUbZGF5IGFmdGVyIHRvZGF5IGdvb2Z5IG1vdmll
“Stand out, above the crowd, even if I have to shout out loud!” - incel lyrics!
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pd-WUEE4PzY&pp=ygUVc3RhbmQgb3V0IGdvb2Z5IG1vdmll
The "Disney missing mother"
Disney likes to get rid of mothers in their movies, so that the heroes seem like they need the young foids watching to become their mothers. It grips young boys into the story, because it urges boys to become their own men, convinces boys to embark on an adventure.
The same thing, “The Disney missing mother,” happened in: The Little Mermaid, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stich, and many Pixar movies like Monsters, Inc.
The struggle
Go on a fucking trip. Chaos ensues.
Powerline
Perfect artist, perfect songs, unforgettable performances from both Max and Powerline.
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ-JBrxapgw&pp=ygUWZXllIHRvIGV5ZSB
Max gets the foid at the end
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LRvwXFK5et0&pp=ygUbbWF4IGFuZCByb3hhbm
Which is hilarious, because in the sequel movie, Max never once mentions Roxanne while he is in college.
I'm sorry, brocel.
Let's explore why we incels absolutely love arguably the most loserdadpilled-Disney animated movie. Spoilers ahead.
*Loserdadpill = if you are a male who has the misfortune of being born to a dad who is a loser, the sobering truth is that you will be cursed to bear your loser-father's baggage.
The characters
"Goofy" - your dad, basically. The perfect Disney character to play a loser dad, a fucking dog.
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IhancH1YyoQ&pp=ygUYYSBnb29meSBtb3ZpZSBwaG90b3Nob290
"Max" - you, basically. The perfect Disney son, a young dog in high school.
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CfCO56WDVQ8&pp=ygUPTWF4IGdvb2Z5IG1
The foid-love-interest
“Roxanne” - no dogpill, but that bitch was fine.
*Kek, her dad is a caricature of a Blue Lives Matter racist:
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gSdM54CEgT0&pp=ygUTUm94YW5uZSBnb29meSBtb3ZpZQ%3D%3D
The music
Some of the best music in the Disney universe.
“I wish that it was the day, after today!” - because, today is not good enough.
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FoIFa94fD3c&pp=ygUbZGF5IGFmdGVyIHRvZGF5IGdvb2Z5IG1vdmll
“Stand out, above the crowd, even if I have to shout out loud!” - incel lyrics!
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pd-WUEE4PzY&pp=ygUVc3RhbmQgb3V0IGdvb2Z5IG1vdmll
The "Disney missing mother"
Disney likes to get rid of mothers in their movies, so that the heroes seem like they need the young foids watching to become their mothers. It grips young boys into the story, because it urges boys to become their own men, convinces boys to embark on an adventure.
The same thing, “The Disney missing mother,” happened in: The Little Mermaid, Finding Nemo, Lilo & Stich, and many Pixar movies like Monsters, Inc.
The struggle
Go on a fucking trip. Chaos ensues.
Powerline
Perfect artist, perfect songs, unforgettable performances from both Max and Powerline.
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ-JBrxapgw&pp=ygUWZXllIHRvIGV5ZSB
Max gets the foid at the end
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LRvwXFK5et0&pp=ygUbbWF4IGFuZCByb3hhbm
Which is hilarious, because in the sequel movie, Max never once mentions Roxanne while he is in college.
