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Incel trait: Once, an emu wanted to attack me.

Therapywasaaste

Therapywasaaste

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Animals don't like me except for my goat and cat. I went to some kind of zoo once and there was an emu pen. I liked the emus but at two different pens, the emu would make a noise, open it's mouth, spread it's wings, and then chest bump the gate repeatedly while maintaining eye contact with me. It happened multiple times with two different emus and and they would follow me as much as the could, still limited by the fence.

Edit: in the replies, people are posting brown eyed emus, the ones that didn't like mr were blue eyed emus. I went to a different zoo that had brown eyed ones and they weren't as agressive.
 
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Animals don't like me except for my goat and cat. I went to some kind of zoo once and there was an emu pen. I liked the emus but at two different pens, the emu would make a noise, open it's mouth, spread it's wings, and then chest bump the gate repeatedly while maintaining eye contact with me. It happened multiple times with two different emus and and they would follow me as much as the could, still limited by the fence.
emo GIF
Funny Animals Emu GIF by Storyful
 
Brutal, no emu love for your face
 
Emupilled : Emus will try to attack you if you're an incel
 
OvER for emucels
 
no emu gf for your face
 
The emus were tallfag friendly only
 

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