incel trait: no bottle opener

[CRASH THE CUCK]

so you use forks

 

[SewerGoat]

so you use forks

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I'd give you one right now. :/

 

[SewerGoat]

Just use the table

 

[VanGobbel]

so you use forks

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Use a lighter

Did you meet up with that couple already btw?

 

[Todd Thundercock]

I've never owned a bottle opener

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

Use a lighter

Did you meet up with that couple already btw?

no and no

 

[The Death Devil]

Why is the fork bent? Wouldn't you just have to use the dull end of the fork to pry open the bottlecap? Am I just retarded?

 

[The Death Devil]

I've never owned a bottle opener

I have one but only because I stole it from my sister who has an obsession with collecting bottlecaps. I just never gave it her back. I only stole it because it's scarlet-colored and it looks nice as a decoration. Although, I think I've only actually used it once or twice, I just don't ever buy thinks that require you to open them with a bottle opener.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

so you use forks

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I have several bottle openers.
Only the cool niggas can open bottles with a lighter.

 

[Acorn]

Fking over for this fork

 

[Dr. Autismo]

so you use forks

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Have you ever tried placing the cap of the bottle on top of a cornor of the table and forcing the bottle down so the cap comes off?

Used to do this and it always worked for me

 

[NonNTFailure]

The only bottle openER my boomer dad had in the house broke months ago