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Incel Trait: Never having EVER attended a Super Bowl Party

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Today's the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event all year. All the cucked normies will get together with their friends while the foids who don't care about the actual game drool over the Chads, particularly Gigachad Jimmy Garoppolo. Meanwhile, we'll all rot in our house because we have no social circle to meet up with and watch the game.

When I was younger I actually used to care about these events. JFL it was stupid as shit. Watching sports is retarded as an incel because the point is to discuss it with other normies to seem "cool". In reality though it's cucked because you're wasting hours watching rich Chads play a ball game that funds their hedonistic lifestyles. Last year I fell asleep for the first half of the game, I don't even know if I'll watch any of it this year. Either way, I'll be alone.
 
The normies are watching the super bowl while single chad whos bearly friends with any of them is having a 5some with all their wives
 
Those partys sound like ropefuel
 
they're god fucking awful

don't ever have anything to do with shitty USA sports oriented trash culture
 
never been to a party, let alone a super bowl party
 
I'm not a gringocel so I havent
 
The normies are watching the super bowl while single chad whos bearly friends with any of them is having a 5some with all their wives
 
Attending Super bowl partie's is cucked as fuck. Foids are fucking Chads back at home while their normie husband's are attending a cucked party.
 
I think it is UScel trait. I don't think outside US people know much about it
 
Sports are such a massive waste of time if you're not playing them. Even playing sports video games is better because at least you get to control the players instead of passively watching Chads and Tyrones exercise. There's a great irony about your average sportswatcher being out-of-shape and unathletic because he wastes most of his free time being sedentary while stuffing his face with fattening foods.
 
Sounds like an american thing
 
I made a similar post about this yesterday.
 
they're god fucking awful

don't ever have anything to do with shitty USA sports oriented trash culture
NOOOoOoooo I HAVE TO WORSHIP THE ROIDED UP CHADS AND TYRONES
Today's the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event all year. All the cucked normies will get together with their friends while the foids who don't care about the actual game drool over the Chads, particularly Gigachad Jimmy Garoppolo. Meanwhile, we'll all rot in our house because we have no social circle to meet up with and watch the game.

When I was younger I actually used to care about these events. JFL it was stupid as shit. Watching sports is retarded as an incel because the point is to discuss it with other normies to seem "cool". In reality though it's cucked because you're wasting hours watching rich Chads play a ball game that funds their hedonistic lifestyles. Last year I fell asleep for the first half of the game, I don't even know if I'll watch any of it this year. Either way, I'll be alone.
fuck that trash. Even if you yourself are garbage, it's a million times better to play yourself than watch cheating multi millionares do it for you.
 
Didnt know this was a thing
 
foids who don't care about the actual game drool over the Chads
not only that but foids only attend these parties because their chad bf is going too, and as we know these mindless femoid roboters adapt their life to anything that chad does
 
Didnt know this was a thing
Very big in America. That or going to get wings and extremely overpriced beer and watch it.

Just skip it then look up who won after and LARP as if you watched it when normies ask the next day. That's what I've been doing for years with normie pop culture media or shows.
 
there are like 7100000000 incels in the world then
 
there are like 7100000000 incels in the world then

JFL if you think people outside the US don't have super bowl watch parties.
 
I never knew they existed, prior to you making this thread.
 
I never knew they existed, prior to you making this thread.

likely because you're incel.

OutsideofUSceltrait: not knowing super bowl parties exist
 
It's a 'Merica only sport, really. Yeah they sometimes have "gridiron" in other countries, but the Super Bowl is only for American conferences. So no, if you live in the UK, you shouldn't care about the Super Bowl.

Also, if your team isn't playing, you shouldn't care about the Super Bowl. All of the fun commercials will be on YouTube or Twitter by the next day.
 
The Super Bowl is the most generic normshit cope ever in america.
 
The Super Bowl culture slowly spreads to Europe :dafuckfeels:
 
Watching it just serves to further depress you as you're aware you're watching it alone while most everyone else is watching it with others. Also, what kind of incel wants to watch and cheer for a bunch of millionaire Chads living out their dreams? Kinda depressing from that perspective as well.
 
i never understood the obsession some people have with sports, it is almost like a religion
 
We don't have that in my country. But sports, in general, sucks.
 
i never understood the obsession some people have with sports, it is almost like a religion

Mass is about to start
 
Literally could give 2 fucks I like playing football but its to boring to watch. Id rather watch ufc with my friends
 
Tom Brady is giga chad
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Not this guy
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Why do you assume everyone comes from Burgerland? I get your point though. Everyone here in Australia watches the "footy", which is short for Australia Rules football. It's similar to American football but you don't have the padding and helmets. If you don't watch dumb 90 IQ meatheads tackle each other to the ground, fighting over a ball everyone will assume that you are an nerdy incel.
 
Why do you assume everyone comes from Burgerland? I get your point though. Everyone here in Australia watches the "footy", which is short for Australia Rules football. It's similar to American football but you don't have the padding and helmets. If you don't watch dumb 90 IQ meatheads tackle each other to the ground, fighting over a ball everyone will assume that you are an nerdy incel.

I don't assume that, it's just that the Super Bowl is a huge event, the biggest in the world probably, and any incel will not be attending any super bowl party
 
I don't assume that, it's just that the Super Bowl is a huge event, the biggest in the world probably, and any incel will not be attending any super bowl party
A lot of Incels (bluepilled ones at least) will probably sit at home watching it on their TVs while eating pre-made frozen dinners. In every ad break there will be a deluge of subliminal messaging and mental programming going on which no-one realises. They will pierce into the subconscious of the incel and tell him that he needs to wagecuck so he can buy more cheap junk and that he needs to accept his status in society as the punching bag and the untouchable.
 
A lot of Incels (bluepilled ones at least) will probably sit at home watching it on their TVs while eating pre-made frozen dinners. In every ad break there will be a deluge of subliminal messaging and mental programming going on which no-one realises. They will pierce into the subconscious of the incel and tell him that he needs to wagecuck so he can buy more cheap junk and that he needs to accept his status in society as the punching bag and the untouchable.

Exactly. Fucking sad. I'm actually doing better rotting on this forum than watching that junk.
 
Super bowl sucks ass ngl. It's just some normies getting their manpussy wet for some Chads who run after a ball like retarded animals.
Such cucked activity tbh
 
The NFL has recently gotten "popular" (as in people pretends to watch it and follow teams) in my shithole country so there are a lot of Superbowl parties around.

Just another excuse for retarded NPC normies to hang out and fuck,disgusting,I hope coronavirus wipes them all.
 

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