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Serious Incel trait:Messy car

FuckHOA

FuckHOA

On a quest to fuck a sheboon to improve my genes.
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I use my mom's car because I am horrible at saving money and the fucking car is a fucking dump, I am going to go to the car wash after this because I need to do something productive with my life and my inceldom has caused me to lose motivation to even bother to clean it because I am such a fucking pig.
 
I don't have a car
 
incel trait: can't afford a car because the economy is fucking gay
 
I don't have a car
I don't either, I just borrow my mom's and even if you did it would be a fucking wreck as I have wrappers everywhere in here.
 
incel trait: can't afford a car because the economy is fucking gay
Real

You have to either a doctor or a business owner to afford a car
 
:feelshaha::feelshaha: This is so true man. My car absolutely reeks, and there are cigarettes everywhere, garbage on the floor, weird stains all over the place. I have a whole trash bag almost full that just sits in the passenger seat.
 
:feelshaha::feelshaha: This is so true man. My car absolutely reeks, and there are cigarettes everywhere, garbage on the floor, weird stains all over the place. I have a whole trash bag almost full that just sits in the passenger seat.
Wait people still smoke cigarettes?:dafuckfeels:
 
trucel trait: no car
 
I lost my car in accident and I have to use public communication
 
Truecel trait: you're drivinglicensepilled
 
Truecel trait: you're drivinglicensepilled
Took me over 10 times to pass my test to show I am the lowest IQ in my family but yet I am super high IQ when it comes to proving the blackpill

Honestly if any no driver license havers here tried it would take them 10+ times to pass just like me
 
Took me over 10 times to pass my test to show I am the lowest IQ in my family but yet I am super high IQ when it comes to proving the blackpill

Honestly if any no driver license havers here tried it would take them 10+ times to pass just like me
I failed it four times each time for different reasons bc the system here is so fucked up that no matter how you're good at driving the final exam is always on sheer fucking luck
You waste a lot of money for that shit and all you get is PTSD from this
No wonder why driving schools are called a mafia
 
I failed it four times each time for different reasons bc the system here is so fucked up that no matter how you're good at driving the final exam is always on sheer fucking luck
You waste a lot of money for that shit and all you get is PTSD from this
No wonder why driving schools are called a mafia
Oh yeah I literally fucking raged once over failing my driver's test and the written exam is pretty much luck based too and the written exam deadass asked me once "What are the symptoms of X" (I dont remember exact thing) I am not joking it literally asked me that on the DMV written test because for some stupid reason.

The DMV asks trick questions and fuck it even asked me a even more useless question saying something like "How old must a child be to be without a car seat" like wtf I dont fucking know I don't have kids why not ask good looking men that?
 
Oh yeah I literally fucking raged once over failing my driver's test and the written exam is pretty much luck based too and the written exam deadass asked me once "What are the symptoms of X" (I dont remember exact thing) I am not joking it literally asked me that on the DMV written test because for some stupid reason.

The DMV asks trick questions and fuck it even asked me a even more useless question saying something like "How old must a child be to be without a car seat" like wtf I dont fucking know I don't have kids why not ask good looking men that?
You didn't have a practical exam, just questions?
 
You didn't have a practical exam, just questions?
I did, I did the behind the wheel test and everything and the written test is literally fucking ableist af because autists struggle terribly with it.
 
I did, I did the behind the wheel test and everything and the written test is literally fucking ableist af because autists struggle terribly with it.
They should grant you it more easily tbh
 
:feelshaha::feelshaha: This is so true man. My car absolutely reeks, and there are cigarettes everywhere, garbage on the floor, weird stains all over the place. I have a whole trash bag almost full that just sits in the passenger seat.
LMAO send pics
 
I have multiple cars but they're clean. I don't spend enough time in them to get them dirty.
 
Real incel trait: not having a car
 
:feelshaha::feelshaha: This is so true man. My car absolutely reeks, and there are cigarettes everywhere, garbage on the floor, weird stains all over the place. I have a whole trash bag almost full that just sits in the passenger seat.
Yer only fren
 
Truecel trait: You have no reason to buy a car(You literally never go out)
 

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