Based [Incel trait] Making dinner

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Over the years I learned to cook, and easily 99% of my meals are home-made, often from scratch.
I sometimes get inspiration from cookbooks or youtube (Chef John mainly) and with some skill I get to make even complex dishes.
It's a way to get my mind occupied, to spend some quality time with myself and to reward myself when I need it.
When I know work will keep me busy I even prep meals for a day or two.
Does Chad do that?
Fuck no.
I never met any good-looking and sexually successfull man who could fry a motherfucking egg.
I instead knew a Chad who, when hungry, would show up unsolicited at foids' places (even just acquantainces), he would always be welcomed, get a warm meal and at least some slumber.
If you are good-looking you don't need to learn to cook: your mom will like you enough to never let you without a proper meal, you are her chamion aren't you? And champions need to be well fed.
If you are good-looking foids will cook for you to impress you, not the other way round.
If you are good-looking you don't need to learn wine tasting or other bullshit to meet people, you don't need to know shit, people will be impressed anyways, because of your looks.
If you are good-looking and get hungry, why not hitting the local sports bar? You never know, maybe you'll meet someone and get lucky.
So, if tonight you are making dinner remember: it's over for you

 

[cryptic__egg]

Good observation, chad doesn't need to cook because his jb housewife slave will do it for him.

 

[Diocel]

mommy make me dinner

 

[DarthSpectra]

Wow, you guys continue to surprise me every day. I swear I never thought about this in this way. Plus, the fact that all famous chefs around the world are men:Gordon Ramsey, Guy Fieri, Jamie Oliver etc. I thought knowing hot to cook well as a man is a big plus. But it makes sense what you say. Fuck this shit...

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

mommy make me dinner

you're her special champion!

 

[Diocel]

you're her special champion!
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she said that im her special boy

 

[DepressionTookMyIQ]

Although i dont like cooking i had to learn the basics either way.

 

[Fat Link]

I never met any good-looking and sexually successfull man who could fry a motherfucking egg.

 

[FidelCashflow]

Legit I've known how to cook full meals since I was 10.
I know how to cook better than most females. One of my female relatives doesnt even know how to make pasta, JFK stupid whore

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

I love cooking too but I feel like there are a lot of manbabies here who can’t cook for shit.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

I love cooking too but I feel like there are a lot of manbabies here who can’t cook for shit.

well, many are pretty young

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

Over for him with that forehead if he wasn’t datktraidmaxxed tbh.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Over for him with that forehead if he wasn’t datktraidmaxxed tbh.

not sure may foids find him hot, he looks like he's got quite some acne scars too

 

[Pennywise]

not sure may foids find him hot, he looks like he's got quite some acne scars too

Its only food fetishist foids who find him attractive, I think.

 

[Diocel]

i know how to cook, mostly mediterranean dishes, i don't eat outside because i have no one

 

[BITG]

Good observation, chad doesn't need to cook because his jb housewife slave will do it for him.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

not sure may foids find him hot, he looks like he's got quite some acne scars too

Its only food fetishist foids who find him attractive, I think.

Women who like serial killers find him hot.

 

[Fat Link]

 

[ERadicator]

High IQ thread

mommy make me dinner

 

[Diocel]

High IQ thread

im not chad, im just her special boy

 

[Joelossus]

I can cook but i don't do it very often, since most of my meals usually get prepared by somebody else.

 

[ScornedStoic]

mommy make me dinner

This. I don't think dinner making is popular with NEETs.

 

[Deleted member 23981]

mommy make me dinner

This. I don't think dinner making is popular with NEETs.

only for non mummy neets, and diocel is a neet

 

[Diocel]

only for non mummy neets, and diocel is a neet

who said im a neet ?

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I don't know how to cook

 

[Deleted member 21883]

Just finished the ramen.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I don't know how to cook

fakcel

 

[ItsOver4cel]

mommy make me dinner

 

[HappilySingle]

Cooking is a good cope.

 

[StormWind]

I'm no expert but I improvise what I have available pretty ok at home. But almost everything I know is self-taught like pancakes, eggs, pasta etc....

 

[Gunnersup]

You mog me at eating. I'm too depressed to eat tbh.

 

[The Abyss]

This post makes me think of some big dumb fuck that stinks like shit walking up to apartment buzzers & saying "Me hungry. Feed me motherfucker". Proceeds to get fed, he so quirky tee-hee.

mommy make me dinner

It's like the neet sperg tendies meme but he's attractive & has a mommy gf lol.

she said that im her special boy

 

[Deleted member 25274]

Cooking is a good cope.

 

[gymletethnicel]

I can only make shoarma, burgers and omelettes JFL

Mommy does all the cooking

 

[MartinLutherCoon]

mommy make me dinner

 

[shii410]

my mom is a divorced chain smoker so I've always had cook for myself. I'm not really a culinary artist, most of what I make is simple stuff like eggs, sandwiches, smoothies, frozen foods etc. I legitimately don't understand how some people can't do that tbh

 

[Deleted member 21514]

My mother cooks tbh

 

[Profligate]

Jfl at not using your good boy points on tendies

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Jfl at not using your good boy points on tendies

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Jfl at not using your good boy points on tendies

I do that with coca cola tbh i don't like going out to buy things

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

fakcel

My mom does the cooking