Hail The Bloatlord
What joy we had in the locust summer
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Over the years I learned to cook, and easily 99% of my meals are home-made, often from scratch.
I sometimes get inspiration from cookbooks or youtube (Chef John mainly) and with some skill I get to make even complex dishes.
It's a way to get my mind occupied, to spend some quality time with myself and to reward myself when I need it.
When I know work will keep me busy I even prep meals for a day or two.
Does Chad do that?
Fuck no.
I never met any good-looking and sexually successfull man who could fry a motherfucking egg.
I instead knew a Chad who, when hungry, would show up unsolicited at foids' places (even just acquantainces), he would always be welcomed, get a warm meal and at least some slumber.
If you are good-looking you don't need to learn to cook: your mom will like you enough to never let you without a proper meal, you are her chamion aren't you? And champions need to be well fed.
If you are good-looking foids will cook for you to impress you, not the other way round.
If you are good-looking you don't need to learn wine tasting or other bullshit to meet people, you don't need to know shit, people will be impressed anyways, because of your looks.
If you are good-looking and get hungry, why not hitting the local sports bar? You never know, maybe you'll meet someone and get lucky.
So, if tonight you are making dinner remember: it's over for you
I sometimes get inspiration from cookbooks or youtube (Chef John mainly) and with some skill I get to make even complex dishes.
It's a way to get my mind occupied, to spend some quality time with myself and to reward myself when I need it.
When I know work will keep me busy I even prep meals for a day or two.
Does Chad do that?
Fuck no.
I never met any good-looking and sexually successfull man who could fry a motherfucking egg.
I instead knew a Chad who, when hungry, would show up unsolicited at foids' places (even just acquantainces), he would always be welcomed, get a warm meal and at least some slumber.
If you are good-looking you don't need to learn to cook: your mom will like you enough to never let you without a proper meal, you are her chamion aren't you? And champions need to be well fed.
If you are good-looking foids will cook for you to impress you, not the other way round.
If you are good-looking you don't need to learn wine tasting or other bullshit to meet people, you don't need to know shit, people will be impressed anyways, because of your looks.
If you are good-looking and get hungry, why not hitting the local sports bar? You never know, maybe you'll meet someone and get lucky.
So, if tonight you are making dinner remember: it's over for you