Serious Incel Trait: having lots of hats

[Incelazo]

Have you ever met a CHAD who collects or owns a variety of hats? i know i havent

 

[Hunter]

or coats

 

[maynarde]

Balding chads

 

[Mickeyonacid]

I have. Name was Zachary, had about 20 hats, and good god was his girlfriend hot. He bullied me before it somehow merged into friendship so I got to know him pretty well. He just liked hats for some reason. He had a decent hairline, so I don't really understand it.
Although he's probably the one exception tbh

 

[Curious0]

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Go FPSM.

 

[acnescarcel]

i have 0 hats

 

[FlyFace]

I have many hats. Even a hat like this one. For Oktoberfest. But I got mega sick so I couldn't wear it.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Incel trait: not being able to have sex

 

[Deleted member 12256]

I have many hats and caps i like wearing them outside.

 

[Lord Byron]

I have one, a replica of the Indiana Jones hat. But I never wear it because I’m not a hat guy. The idea of having twenty is bizarre to me.