SuicideFuel Incel trait: getting your haircut done by your mother or yourself

[JestER]

I'm tired of getting mogged at the barber by his other customers, I hate being forced to look at my fucked up face in the mirror as the barber wonders "what the fuck is wrong with his face" while he tries to figure out what style of haircut my weird head should go with

Spoiler

it doesn't go well with anything

it's 100x worse when its a foid barber. 10/10 she will try to call in her male colleague to do her job even though she just finished cutting Chad's hair for the past hour unnecessarily, I always get constantly stared at by people waiting behind me every time It's my turn for a haircut and I'm sick of it. Now I get my hair done by my mother but even she wonders what's wrong with my skull, but will ALWAYS deny it when I try to bring it up. Fuck this gay planet and its inhabitants, It is well & truly over.

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

Doing it by myself

 

[Orkcel]

Haven't cut it in years, idk if that's an incel trait or a homelessness trait

 

[JestER]

Doing it by myself

How do you do that? I'm scared of cutting my head because of how irregular it is

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Incel trait: Buzz-cutting your own hair with an electric trimmer

Tbh it's probably saved me thousands of dollars over the years.

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

How do you do that? I'm scared of cutting my head because of how irregular it is

Now long hair, earlier - it was bit messy hedgehog, so precision not necessary

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I totally cut my own hair, and I am objectively the best person who has ever cut my hair.

Ethnic skull = you barber/stylist will probably fail

 

[JestER]

I totally cut my own hair, and I am objectively the best person who has ever cut my hair.

Ethnic skull = you barber/stylist will probably fail

My barber is the same ethnicity as me and he still can't cut my hair right, this is a matter of abnormal bones

 

[SlayerSlayer]

My barber is the same ethnicity as me and he still can't cut my hair right, this is a matter of abnormal bones

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. You need to find an expensive fag stylist, or just learn to cut your own hair. Those are the only two options.

 

[JestER]

You need to find an expensive fag stylist

He'll probably get his hetero co-worker to do his job JFL, I don't want AIDS anyway. The other issue is I can't afford a good machine and I sure as hell am not going to use scissors, or razors.

 

[Sniffles]

I still have never been able to have good hair after all these years save for a few times. I hate it when I see people with hair I want but can't emulate

 

[WhatTheCuck]

I started cutting my own about 3 years ago, whats the point of paying to get a nice cut when my looks still wont be good enough anyway? Might aswell save myself money.

 

[Player]

I usually get my haircut and dyeing at beauty salon. Old female barbers are absolutely legit specialists there. They even took a photo of my hair for SMM last time.

 

[JestER]

I usually get my haircut and dyeing at beauty salon

Totally not gay at all

 

[Player]

Totally not gay at all

I like it this way and have no complexes about that.
For me, just living in a western country among pride parades and trannies would be more gay.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

He'll probably get his hetero co-worker to do his job JFL, I don't want AIDS anyway. The other issue is I can't afford a good machine and I sure as hell am not going to use scissors, or razors.

A machine?, you just need a $20 clipper set, and a hand mirror.

 

[universallyabhorred]

Glad I never let my parents cut my hair, they'd probably have done it all wrong and then blamed me for not sitting still enough or some other shitty excuse.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I usually get my haircut and dyeing at beauty salon. Old female barbers are absolutely legit specialists there. They even took a photo of my hair for SMM last time.

I've had no luck with foid haircutters. Haircutting is another thing where MEN are superior to women.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Incel trait: Buzz-cutting your own hair with an electric trimmer

Tbh it's probably saved me thousands of dollars over the years.

The only option for baldcels.

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

I used to go to the barber but the last 3 years I have done it myself. I have gotten quite good at it too and I save a lot of money.

 

[BlackpilledTruecel]

My mommy does cut my hair

 

[Joker]

I just buzz my own head every now and then
I'm already balding so might as well embrace it.

 

[JestER]

My mommy does cut my hair

Same bro

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Truecel trait: your mother refusing to cut your hair

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Every time I ask my mother to cut my hair she always propose the same shit slav haircut.

Which is to shave it all off, like some burger Neo-nazi

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

.... I just shave it all off tbh

No point in coping with hair , its slowly receiding either way .
Going Bald is way more practical once you have given up on your SMV .

Sometimes i still try to cope by letting it grow out , but then i see my receiding hairline even more
and will inevitably shave it all off in a fit of rage .

 

[deathsh+rt]

i also buzz cut my own hair close to the scalp i like it to be that way as my hair grows in a weird way

 

[ionlycopenow]

My mom did that to me my entire youth. I only started going to a barber quite late.

 

[Deleted member 21504]

I'm done with haircuts, gonna grow it long like a true incel should.

 

[The Incel Decade]

I just shave it off myself. I'm not sitting in a barbers making small talk with a normie barber and waiting for Chad's to get their fancy crew cuts

 

[Gymcelled]

How do you do that? I'm scared of cutting my head because of how irregular it is

There are tutorials online. Srs

 

[JestER]

There are tutorials online. Srs

Tutorials on how to cut your own ears? nty

 

[WawelDragon1683]

True. I buzz my hair every week.

 

[Hate_my_life]

And become even more subhuman as a result?

I'd rather hold my barber accountable.

 

[Saudade]

can someone recommend me some haircuts for wimp alien skull to hairstylemaxx before diffuse thinning gets too much brutal and i cant hide the balding anymore?

 

[sub8male]

I've had no luck with foid haircutters. Haircutting is another thing where MEN are superior to women.

Men are superior to foids in every aspect except for having a hole. Foids only value is their hole.

 

[JestER]

And become even more subhuman as a result?

I'd rather hold my barber accountable.

You'd rather waste more money more like

 

[theundeadburg]

I'm tired of getting mogged at the barber by his other customers, I hate being forced to look at my fucked up face in the mirror as the barber wonders "what the fuck is wrong with his face" while he tries to figure out what style of haircut my weird head should go with

Spoiler

it doesn't go well with anything

it's 100x worse when its a foid barber. 10/10 she will try to call in her male colleague to do her job even though she just finished cutting Chad's hair for the past hour unnecessarily, I always get constantly stared at by people waiting behind me every time It's my turn for a haircut and I'm sick of it. Now I get my hair done by my mother but even she wonders what's wrong with my skull, but will ALWAYS deny it when I try to bring it up. Fuck this gay planet and its inhabitants, It is well & truly over.

haircut is a meme

 

[Sweedee]

My mommy does cut my hair

its over

 

[Hate_my_life]

You'd rather waste more money more like

It costs me £5 for a haircut....

 

[Deleted member 15737]

My dad cuts mine.

 

[azakhan]

I haven't had a haircut in a year now. Last time I went to barber female who was doing my haircut said I had a weirdly shaped skull.

 

[skohlkal]

I have shit ethnic hair, the only haircut that works is a buzzcut.

 

[JestER]

It costs me £5 for a haircut....

You could be getting fish & chips with that money

 

[Atavistic Autist]

I just don't cut my hair and "look like a crazy person," apparently.

 

[desperatecel178]

I go to a male only barber.