This just happened to me
Over
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Brutal Incel trait: forgetting your room number while staying at a hotel
Never been inside a hotel
Truecel trait: forgetting your room number at the luxury hotel suite you're staying at because it's THAT big*
blatant brag thread, but yeah that happens to me
that happened to me too.
go to check-in and ask what your room number is.
but you have to give ID.
also i leave my room key in the room sometimes.
go to check-in and ask what your room number is.
but you have to give ID.
also i leave my room key in the room sometimes.
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I do not think that it is an incel trait as we are incels because of our look.
Gigatruecel trait: getting lost in your own suite
Chad never forgets his hotel room number. Never began
What the average "hotel" looks like to @PPEcel
So relatable! Hate when that happens
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What the average "hotel" looks like to @PPEcel
I've actually held an incel meetup at one of these hotels, no joke.
I recognize two of them.
photoshop
Who made this, you or @Barney Calhoun?
There's no fucking way
I've been at Claridge's enough times to recognize the flooring of the lobby anywhere
photoshop
God bless you
loling irl rnI've been at Claridge's enough times to recognize the flooring of the lobby anywhere
Did you pay for these "incels'" rooms or? How did that work?
No we simply had lunch there
I see. Were they fellow richcels like yourself?
God bless you
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No we are middleclasscels
Recently, I came across a great article at CNBC entitled “Most millionaires say they’re middle class.” The article describes a recent survey that paints an interesting picture of people who have accumulated a lot of wealth:
A majority of millionaires polled describe themselves as middle class or upper middle class despite being among the wealthiest 10 percent of Americans, according to the results of the third CNBC Millionaire Survey.
Fully 44 percent described themselves as middle class, and 40 percent said they were upper middle class. Only 4 percent described themselves as wealthy or rich, and 5 percent described themselves as upper class.
That’s right. Less than 10% of millionaires described themselves as wealthy, rich, or upper class. 84% of millionaires defined themselves as middle class.
Maybe just having $1 million in net worth isn’t enough to get people to change their mindset. The survey tackled that, too.
Even those Americans worth $5 million or more — among the wealthiest 5 percent — still think of themselves as more middle class than wealthy. According to the survey, 49 percent of those worth $5 million or more define themselves as upper middle class, while 23 percent define themselves as middle class. Only 11 percent of the $5-million-plus millionaires define themselves as rich or wealthy.
In other words, 72% of people with a net worth of $5 million or more view themselves as middle class.
Literally you lmao
Honestly I don't disagree, being a single-digit millionaire is not that uncommon, especially for older adults. [UWSL]If you are worth $5M at 30 then you're probably well within 99th percentile in terms of net worth for your age bracket, but having $5M at 60 is nice but isn't super impressive. [/UWSL]
It's one thing to have over $1M or $5M in liquid assets but most households whose net worth is in that range have it tied up in their primary residence. Considering how steep living costs are in major cities like London, NYC, Hong Kong, I mean, the lifestyle of a single-digit millionaire in these locations still feels pretty middle-class.
If your net worth is over $15M (about the point where you qualify for some private banking services) then yeah, that's probably the point where you shouldn't call yourself middle-class.
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Interesting. It's kind of like how some attractive people think they aren't attractive
your girlfriend had to wait longer
Yes, but unlike money, attractiveness can bring you genuine happiness and fulfillment.
Jfl of course the guy with money says money can’t bring you happiness and fulfillment. The muh money can’t buy happiness bullshit is literally one of the most bluepilled copes in the book
Nah, the OP is probably staying at a cheesy roadside motel.
Truecel trait: having 7 keycards to your room because you keep forgetting them.
incel trait i don't have my own home
Don't they usually write down the room number on the keycard sleeve?
more like forgetting everything and just being an all around dumbass
not anymore and the keycard sleeve is huge in my experience, so you can't carry it around in the sleeve.
yeah but i forgot to bring the sleeve with me
welcome to 80% of his threads with the other 20% being law threads or racebait.
I always wear a backpack like an otaku so I just carry it wherever I go.
ngl money is the only thing that a ricecel can possibly brag about
Cope. Why don't you go under the knife.
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/PlasticSurgery/comments/fxbibf/this_is_me_after_10_years_of_procedures/
Atleast the law threads are high quality so it balances out ngl
damn, what a fraud.
What? You'd rather look like a chipmunk?
when did i say that
Nvm, I thought it was implied
yeah i guess it was.Nvm, I thought it was implied
maybe a bad choice of words.
i just meant it was a huge change to bypass his genetics, like makeup on foids.
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