Serious Incel trait: fapping is the best part of your day

[Deleted member 11159]

I'll have the house to myself all day tomorrow which means i'll probably spend 4 - 5 hours fapping.
I can't even sleep right now because i'm shaking ( ) out of excitement.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Sadly true for me

 

[Deleted member 17724]

It's a nice feel. When I'm home alone I'll get out a bottle of skin cream for lube and a roll of toilet paper and open like 10 different tabs of fap material.

 

[FrothySolutions]

My dick is on life support. I'd like to be overcome with sexual urge. I'd like everyone woman I see to make me think "Yeah, I'd fuck her." But men, women, they're all just people now. And that's good, I guess, but it's come at the cost of my sex drive.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Why would you have to wait till empty house?

Admittedly I live in a double-story house with parents, I'm upstairs, they're downstairs, and they rarely use the 2nd floor of the house. Could possibly see it as not being possible in a single story house, perhaps?

 

[Numb]

Not going to lie, might sound like a cope but i've been doing that nofap stuff just because it fapping apparently fucks your cognitive functions. I like to study and read and stuff so I rather have those be ok than fap

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Why would you have to wait till empty house?

Admittedly I live in a double-story house with parents, I'm upstairs, they're downstairs, and they rarely use the 2nd floor of the house. Could possibly see it as not being possible in a single story house, perhaps?

My mom is a rude cunt and gives me no privacy. It's relaxing knowing I can put on my headphones and don't have to worry about any whore walking in and seeing my dick.

 

[anon]

Why would you have to wait till empty house?

This. I'll never understand why people do this. Why wait for everyone to leave? I've read somewhere Americans don't have locks on their bedrooms.
Just fucking go to the bathroom and lock yourself. How hard is that?

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Just fucking go to the bathroom and lock yourself. How hard is that?

I'm not a peasant. My daily fapping is like a ritual to me. I need to be relaxed. I usually fap for like 3 - 4 hours and my bathroom is very small and uncomfortable.

 

[Deleted member 18912]

Fapping 3 times day is a MUST for me.

 

[Deleted member 11032]

I'm not a peasant. My daily fapping is like a ritual to me. I need to be relaxed. I usually fap for like 3 - 4 hours and my bathroom is very small and uncomfortable.

Do you fap to cuckold?

 

[Altarius]

After all of those years I am not afraid of getting caught so i fap almost all the time.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Do you fap to cuckold?

No. I started fapping to bestiality though.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Masturbate Theater.

 

[anon]

I usually fap for like 3 - 4 hours

That's insane.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

That's insane.

It used to be 8 hours in my mid teens. I only did it twice a week back then though.

 

[Numb]

It used to be 8 hours in my mid teens. I only did it twice a week back then though.

You sure you're fapping right?

 

[Deleted member 11159]

You sure you're fapping right?

Yes, I edge a lot.
If I fapped just to cum it would be pretty boring.

 

[Numb]

Yes, I edge a lot.
If I fapped just to cum it would be pretty boring.

fair play

 

[Deleted member 19457]

It used to be 8 hours in my mid teens. I only did it twice a week back then though.

how do you fap for 8 hours a day? Holy mother of god.

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

Every day is fapping to cute lolis day. Still better than having ugly roastie wifeoid

 

[StaroRavager]

Sadly true for me

 

[FlamingCel]

how do you fap for 8 hours a day? Holy mother of god.

 

[GetFucked]

Don't fap your life essence away son...Mike Tyson used to NoFap for months before a fight because it made him ogremaxxed and aggro'd

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Don't fap your life essence away son...Mike Tyson used to NoFap for months before a fight because it made him ogremaxxed and aggro'd

If my life was in any way enjoyable I wouldn't fap, but it isn't, so I do.

 

[GetFucked]

If my life was in any way enjoyable I wouldn't fap, but it isn't, so I do.

we understand bro

 

[FukFeminism]

Not the best part, because it leaves me so depressed

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

It’s pretty depressing tbh.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

well I did it, guys.
Felt nice but I must admit it was a little underwhelming. I'm still just as horny but I can't squeeze anything else out at this time.

 

[ihaveno1]

2nd for me, sleeping is #1

 

[Ultimate Brohan]

"My dick is on life support."

Unintentionally hilarious.

Just don't fap for a bit and next thing you'll know your member will be out to great you on it's own volition.

 

[Cuyen]

Sadly true for me

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

Ye fapping, eating, and going to sleep are the best for me tbh.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Just fucking go to the bathroom and lock yourself. How hard is that?

Yeah bro why would I want to be comfortable in my bed or something when I can hunch over the toilet or stand up looking at myself in the mirror

 

[Deleted member 250]

I only stay alive fir this once a day dopamaine release

 

[Cuyen]

Ye fapping, eating, and going to sleep are the best for me tbh.

same

 

[Damo the incel]

Are you fapping now

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Are you fapping now

No, I fapped this morning.

 

[MulattoDisgrace]

I only fap once a week, I usually don't have much time for it and it gets a bit boring for me if I fap multiple time in a week.. I have this excitement when my "fap day" is coming, but thinking about this shit all day can fuck up your life. I think you should try to find other things to keep you distracted, try to fap only when you're really horny.

 

[BlkPillPres]

I'll have the house to myself all day tomorrow which means i'll probably spend 4 - 5 hours fapping.
I can't even sleep right now because i'm shaking ( ) out of excitement.

1. Best part of my day is lunch time, especially when its a good large meal being cooked, today its baked chicken, shepherd's pie, etc, can't wait to eat

2. If you are fapping for more than 1 hour you are doing it wrong, edging for that long is pointless, the strength of your orgasm doesn't increase endlessly as you keep edging, there's a cap on how much pleasure your body can handle and you can feel, so you are wasting your time going past an hour, I'd say you are wasting time going past 30 mins even

The "long sex = good sex" is a meme that has been spread due to female sexuality taking the forefront of sex culture, women can have multiple orgasms and sex for hours on end, men can't, by fapping for hours you are pretty much coping and essentially trying to emulate female masturbation, all you end up with is a deficit, a loss in time with no increased gain in pleasure

 

[anon]

Yeah bro why would I want to be comfortable in my bed

Then do that, you dumb faggot cunt. What kind of fag can't lock himself in his room? Are you a child?

 

[TheSecondComing]

Then do that, you dumb faggot cunt. What kind of fag can't lock himself in his room? Are you a child?

Implying I have a lock, which I don't, and I usually never close my door so closing it randomly is probably a good way to attract attention

 

[Deleted member 1252]

LOL. So true. My morning fap is the highlight of my day.

 

[zangano1]

I'm on no fap and I barely want to do it anymore

 

[jackwolfskin999]

I'm on no fap and I barely want to do it anymore

same 4 days in it sucks

 

[zangano1]

same 4 days in it sucks

I'm 1 day in it because I lost yesterday

 

[anon]

Implying I have a lock, which I don't, and I usually never close my door so closing it randomly is probably a good way to attract attention

That's absolutely insane to me. How can you not have a lock and why don't you close your doors?
That's why you close your doors and lock regularly since young age.
When I was 10 I started closing my doors and locking myself when I wanted to be left alone and my parents got used to it.

 

[Deleted member 17889]

honestly is there anything better to do for me?

 

[Blacktarpill]

Sadly true for me

 

[BlkPillPres]

Implying I have a lock, which I don't, and I usually never close my door so closing it randomly is probably a good way to attract attention

................... buy a lock.....................

Yeah bro why would I want to be comfortable in my bed or something when I can hunch over the toilet or stand up looking at myself in the mirror

JFL the irony of being this self conscious about your appearance after admitting to yourself that you aren't attractive, I fap in my room and sometimes in the bathroom with a mirror right next to me, but its not as if I'm staring directly at the mirror when I fap so I don't even see how a mirror in the room is a problem

You are making a problem out of nothing, I hate seeing people over complicate things that are simple issues, just buy a damn lock for your room or simply fap in the bathroom and don't look at the mirror, this isn't rocket science.