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Incel trait: can't function without a clean anus

dyellow

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I don't shit in public bathrooms because I won't even be able to get home without a clean anus.
I'm talking real clean, toilet paper can't clean enough, you need a bidet.
 
All femoids have chad cum dripping from their anuses at all hours of the day
 
Damn ,i wish i had a gf so she can clean my ass for me with her mouth and whenever i'd need to piss ,she'd open up her mouth as well to drink my stream of yellow glory.My dad used to say " if a girl doesnt drink your piss, she doesnt love you!"
 
normies need to wash their anus and improve their maxillas to get a gf
 
only frauds care about cleanliness
 
That sound very gay. Or is just autistcelthings?
 
Same.
I hate shitty assholes

On the other hand, if a police wants to search my ass, I hope it is as shitty as possible.
 
Same, although I just find the idea of shitting in a place where people are around you weird. Like you have to come out of the cubical and walk past people who know you just did a shit, just awkward tbh
I felt cheated when I learned what bidets were tbh
 
Tbh jfl if you dont have a sink in your toilet.
 
I don't shit in public bathrooms because I won't even be able to get home without a clean anus.
I'm talking real clean, toilet paper can't clean enough, you need a bidet.
tbh, how the fuck do people just wipe and feel okay? I get pretty frustrated if my ass aint clean serious
 

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