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Venting [Incel Music] Incel Boy (parody of Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne)

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He was a boy
She was a girl
You'd think it would be obvious?
He couldn't dunk
She dreamt of Chad
It's already sounding sad
He wanted her
She doesn't care
Nothing in life is fair
But all of her friends
Said that he sucked
They could easily tell he never fucked

He was an incel boy
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't tall enough for her
She wanted the white race
His skin was the wrong colour base
Absolutely no one was entitled to her

Five years from now
She nurses her eye
Chad punched her, oh what a shame
She opens her phone
To her social zone
Incel boy postin' frog memes
She screenshots the post
So her friends can roast
All of them call him a pathetic virgin
She ponders a bit
If this is right
Yes it is, incel boy has no way to fight

He was an incel boy
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't tall enough for her
Now he just LDARs
He doesn't travel far
Do you see what you caused?

He was an incel boy
She said, "See you later, boy"
He wasn't tall enough for her
Now he just LDARs
He doesn't travel far
Do you see what you caused?

Sorry, girl, but you're an asshole
Well, tough, I hope you enjoy violent Chad
I'm his first girlfriend
This is how it ends
You said he would never ascend
If only you could see
Chad's not King B
I don't like square jaws and violent thugs

He's just a boy
And I'm just a girl
It really is that obvious
I love his face
I hope you learn
That bruise from Chad will always burn

I'm with the incel boy
I said, "See you later, boy"
I'll be at his place
I don't care about his race
Laughing at his funny jokes
Not caring about shitty folks

I'm with the incel boy
I said, "See you later, boy"
I'm not actually real
He wrote this to improve his feels
A girl like me doesn't exist
He should stop staring into the mist


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k
 
Ngl I lold there.

Very creative :feelsokman:
 
Women prefer a jerk that beats them over an autistic male like myself.
 
any talentcel here who can sing this?
 
I mean good I guess, but the rhymes weren’t always there.
 
Based incelboycel.
 
:feelskek: :feelskek:
nice one brocel
I used to crush hard on Avril when I was a teencel... I was so delusional :cryfeels:
 

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