JFL Incel Jokes

[Deleted member 5861]

What do you call an incel who just went ER and was too beta to off himself before getting arrested?
A Jailcel!
EDIT: write your own jokes down on the thread

 

[Richard spencer]

It's over for greekcels.

 

[theultimate341]

It's over for greekcels.

 

[Indari]

what do you call fucking fuckers that get me kicked out of uni?

Spoiler

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MMOTHERFUCKERS WHO SHOULD BE SHOT

 

[Deleted member 5861]

what do you call fucking fuckers that get me kicked out of uni?

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FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MMOTHERFUCKERS WHO SHOULD BE SHOTView attachment 18897View attachment 18897View attachment 18897View attachment 18897View attachment 18897

Can I hear more about it? I also got fired from McDonald's purely out of being an incel. Although University is definitely alot worse.

 

[Indari]

Can I hear more about it? I also got fired from McDonald's purely out of being an incel. Although University is definitely alot worse.

for making jokes that normies reported me for. university took their side

 

[Izayacel]

i cant crack jokes not that i care anyways

 

[Sadist]

for making jokes that normies reported me for. university took their side

what kinda jokes

 

[Indari]

what kinda jokes

one roommate was a nerdy faggot cs major (sui fuel: he somehow had a 8/10 gf). I had just discovered weed and was excited about it and when I asked him if he smoked he was like "no I don't mess with drugs". Another guy in that dorm asked me about a joke I said to someone, something about raping girls and I confirmed that I was the one who said the joke. My roommate hears this and reports that I said I was going to rape girls. Another time I was lighting my lighter and pretending to smoke out of my pipe that had nothing in it and he leaves the room and 2 minutes later the RA comes and asks me if I was smoking but obv I wasn't or it'd smell. All this happens without him ever directly confronting me and throughout this I speak to him normally and he is completely 2 faced. I sent him an angry message after I got kicked out of uni and he didn't just block me he literally deactivated his fb account.
Another roommate I had I barely speak to and one day I message him asking permission to use his stereo and he lies saying it doesn't work. He has a sculpture that is like a female mannequin with no limbs or head and I make a joke asking him permission to jerk off to it and he gets mad and reports me.
Another guy that wasn't my roommate but lived next door reported me because he was actually scared of me. His roommate wrote on a whiteboard that he put on their door "no death threats, no masturbation, just no indari" (all references to me or jokes i've made) so I tell them "im gonna kill you and cum in your pillows" in obvious reference to the sign. The guy who wrote it doesn't give a shit but his roommate is a brainlet and thinks im serious so he tells on me which causes a cop to come to my room and threaten to arrest me but I tell him I don't plan on harming anyone so he can't do shit. For a few days after that whenever the guy who reported me would come back to his room and I was there I could hear him lock his door kek.
Another guy I told him i'd eat his dog

 

[Deleted member 5861]

one roommate was a nerdy faggot cs major (sui fuel: he somehow had a 8/10 gf). I had just discovered weed and was excited about it and when I asked him if he smoked he was like "no I don't mess with drugs". Another guy in that dorm asked me about a joke I said to someone, something about raping girls and I confirmed that I was the one who said the joke. My roommate hears this and reports that I said I was going to rape girls. Another time I was lighting my lighter and pretending to smoke out of my pipe that had nothing in it and he leaves the room and 2 minutes later the RA comes and asks me if I was smoking but obv I wasn't or it'd smell. All this happens without him ever directly confronting me and throughout this I speak to him normally and he is completely 2 faced. I sent him an angry message after I got kicked out of uni and he didn't just block me he literally deactivated his fb account.
Another roommate I had I barely speak to and one day I message him asking permission to use his stereo and he lies saying it doesn't work. He has a sculpture that is like a female mannequin with no limbs or head and I make a joke asking him permission to jerk off to it and he gets mad and reports me.
Another guy that wasn't my roommate but lived next door reported me because he was actually scared of me. His roommate wrote on a whiteboard that he put on their door "no death threats, no masturbation, just no indari" (all references to me or jokes i've made) so I tell them "im gonna kill you and cum in your pillows" in obvious reference to the sign. The guy who wrote it doesn't give a shit but his roommate is a brainlet and thinks im serious so he tells on me which causes a cop to come to my room and threaten to arrest me but I tell him I don't plan on harming anyone so he can't do shit. For a few days after that whenever the guy who reported me would come back to his room and I was there I could hear him lock his door kek.
Another guy I told him i'd eat his dog

Damn...I'm glad that I am following plan B from university after hearing all that. I make way edgier jokes than all those. Alot of guys actually do, just go to xbox live for proof. And this is a sign that you shouldn't even bother wagecucking anyways, you can't even last university for just existing.

 

[Indari]

Damn...I'm glad that I am following plan B from university after hearing all that. I make way edgier jokes than all those. Alot of guys actually do, just go to xbox live for proof. And this is a sign that you shouldn't even bother wagecucking anyways, you can't even last university for just existing.

you graduated uni or dropped out?

 

[Sadist]

one roommate was a nerdy faggot cs major (sui fuel: he somehow had a 8/10 gf). I had just discovered weed and was excited about it and when I asked him if he smoked he was like "no I don't mess with drugs". Another guy in that dorm asked me about a joke I said to someone, something about raping girls and I confirmed that I was the one who said the joke. My roommate hears this and reports that I said I was going to rape girls. Another time I was lighting my lighter and pretending to smoke out of my pipe that had nothing in it and he leaves the room and 2 minutes later the RA comes and asks me if I was smoking but obv I wasn't or it'd smell. All this happens without him ever directly confronting me and throughout this I speak to him normally and he is completely 2 faced. I sent him an angry message after I got kicked out of uni and he didn't just block me he literally deactivated his fb account.
Another roommate I had I barely speak to and one day I message him asking permission to use his stereo and he lies saying it doesn't work. He has a sculpture that is like a female mannequin with no limbs or head and I make a joke asking him permission to jerk off to it and he gets mad and reports me.
Another guy that wasn't my roommate but lived next door reported me because he was actually scared of me. His roommate wrote on a whiteboard that he put on their door "no death threats, no masturbation, just no indari" (all references to me or jokes i've made) so I tell them "im gonna kill you and cum in your pillows" in obvious reference to the sign. The guy who wrote it doesn't give a shit but his roommate is a brainlet and thinks im serious so he tells on me which causes a cop to come to my room and threaten to arrest me but I tell him I don't plan on harming anyone so he can't do shit. For a few days after that whenever the guy who reported me would come back to his room and I was there I could hear him lock his door kek.
Another guy I told him i'd eat his dog

Damn fucking pc culture has created all these fucking soy boys who can't fucking take a joke. Pussy ass bitches like that are the ones I want to kill the most (your roommate for example). Fucks like that deserve to be bullied it fucking pains me when I see a faggot piece of shit soy boy and not being able to bully the pc offspring.

I now understand why you can't get over it. That fucked roommate is a piece of shit and pussy for not confronting you. If you exact your revenge I hope make him pay. Low key getting heated over this story, since I also go to a cucked uni and know how fucking risky it is to say un pc stuff. I always yell faggot when I get angry and my roommate is a faggot but luckily he hasn't reported me.

 

[Indari]

Damn fucking pc culture has created all this fucking soy boys who can't fucking take a joke. Pussy ass bitches like that are the ones I want to kill the most (your roommate for example). Fucks like that deserve to be bullied it fucking pains me when I see a faggot piece of shit soy boy and not being able to bully the pc offspring.

I now understand why you can't get over it. That fucked roommate is a piece of shit and pussy for not confronting you. If you exact your revenge I hope you get him. Low key getting heated over this story, since I also go to a cucked uni and know how fucking risky it is to say un pc stuff. I always yell faggot when I get angry and my roommate is a faggot but luckily he hasn't reported me.

yeah there are a lot more ragefuel details to the story on everyone involved and the uni people who handled it. I hope that uni is attacked by ISIS and gets a couple of them

 

[Kointo1]

Do meemees count as jokes?

 

[Deleted member 5861]

you graduated uni or dropped out?

I just graduated high school. I am saving money for a shotgun to off myself. Meanwhile im posting on this forum to pass the time.

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Do meemees count as jokes?

Yes

 

[Sadist]

Yes View attachment 19065

blowjobs save lives kek