Incel jobs, what do you do for work?

[diogenes]

I'm hikki/NEET but might soon have to wagecuck, might get kicked out.

What are some incel jobs that require no experience/degree and are also autist-friendly (not much talking/socializing) that are easy to get and pay enough to survive off of?

I would simply go homeless but need money to fuel my internet/alcohol addiction.

 

[wasted12years]

lathe machinist. I usually LDAR whole day and browse this site while the machines do the work. No supervisor or anyone checking me. Working at a dying company has it's benefits.

 

[diogenes]

lathe machinist. I usually LDAR whole day and browse this site while the machines do the work. No supervisor or anyone checking me. Working at a dying company has it's benefits.

Is that a trade? I have no education or experience. How long does it take to get a trade certification?

 

[Deleted member 8499]

Im not working atm, but I used to work at a printing store for a while. Because I am in university I had to stop to study, but I don't have the courage to study anyways.

 

[wasted12years]

Is that a trade? I have no education or experience. How long does it take to get a trade certification?

No prior education or experience needed. I got lucky i guess, learned everything mostly by myself and some colleagues taught me. It's rare to find a company like the one i work in. The boss is 88 years old and almost senile, mostly boomers and only 6 people work here. The pay is like 1500$. Perfect incel job tho, but the lack of sunlight and prison environment makes me somewhat suicidal. Luckily i can go outside for 15 min or so without getting in trouble.

 

[AntiPain]

i don't fucking work nigger

 

[diogenes]

No prior education or experience needed. I got lucky i guess, learned everything mostly by myself and some colleagues taught me. It's rare to find a company like the one i work in. The boss is 88 years old and almost senile, mostly boomers and only 6 people work here. The pay is like 1500$. Perfect incel job tho, but the lack of sunlight and prison environment makes me somewhat suicidal. Luckily i can go outside for 15 min or so without getting in trouble.

I hate the sun. You're lucky but I guess you hate it.

Im not working atm, but I used to work at a printing store for a while. Because I am in university I had to stop to study, but I don't have the courage to study anyways.

Living as an incel is a scam but I'm too afraid to rope.

 

[Guest2]

Going into engineering soon.

 

[Sniffles]

Be an uber driver.

 

[Insomniac]

Full time rotting.

 

[diogenes]

Be an uber driver.

I don't have a car or money to buy one.

 

[Sniffles]

I don't have a car or money to buy one.

Wal-Mart until you can buy a car. Then work at Wal-Mart and uber for the hours not at Wal-Mart until you get real estate. Then while continuing the other two hustlers become a landlord. Then you can take it from there. Just my idea tbh.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Night shifts in stores are nice.

 

[diogenes]

Wal-Mart until you can buy a car. Then work at Wal-Mart and uber for the hours not at Wal-Mart until you get real estate. Then while continuing the other two hustlers become a landlord. Then you can take it from there. Just my idea tbh.

Sounds too easy. Doubt I can afford a house on a Wal-Mart and Uber job.

Night shifts in stores are nice.

Good idea.

 

[Sniffles]

Sounds too easy. Doubt I can afford a house on a Wal-Mart and Uber job.


Good idea.

Just gotta GRIND. Gotta hit the GRIND.

 

[diogenes]

Just gotta GRIND. Gotta hit the GRIND.

Is that what you do? Wal-Mart job and Uber as a side hustle?

 

[Indari]

committing suicide

 

[GoonCel]

get a job where you dont do much. like what jaza suggested

Night shifts in stores are nice.

 

[Sniffles]

Is that what you do? Wal-Mart job and Uber as a side hustle?

Not yet boyo but after I get my license I will. RN I resell bape and Supreme and other streetwears. Only have one bape RN and 0 Supreme and I haven't done a listing yet. But yeah I think we should just take advantage of the entrepreneurial spirit.

 

[tiredofthisshit]

I guess ware houses or night shifts at walmart

 

[diogenes]

Not yet boyo but after I get my license I will. RN I resell bape and Supreme and other streetwears. Only have one bape RN and 0 Supreme and I haven't done a listing yet. But yeah I think we should just take advantage of the entrepreneurial spirit.

Oh fuck I've thought about that too, reselling Supreme shit. Just stand in line then resell for a high mark-up. Seems like an easy side hustle.

 

[Sniffles]

Oh fuck I've thought about that too, reselling Supreme shit. Just stand in line then resell for a high mark-up. Seems like an easy side hustle.

I believe it is boyo.

 

[Sadist]

grocery store stocker/janitor/whatever odd job needs to be done

Just your usual incel occupation that keeps you away from scaring the customers.

 

[E.C.C.O]

*cracks*
*sips*

 

[Total Imbecile]

*cracks*
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Thats kinda cool tbh, looks interesting but cold

 

[diogenes]

*cracks*
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Looks like a sick gig dude. What do you do?

 

[Damo the incel]

Full time rotting.

 

[E.C.C.O]

Looks like a sick gig dude. What do you do?

Nah, it's not as interesting as it looks. It's your standard docker / longshoreman job, basically unloading freight from ships, securing freight onto ships or moving freight around the dockyard or warehouse

 

[Sniffles]

drive a foid down a dark alley theory

High iq tbh.

 

[StaroRavager]

Living as an incel is a scam but I'm too afraid to rope.

 

[diogenes]

Nah, it's not as interesting as it looks. It's your standard docker / longshoreman job, basically unloading freight from ships, securing freight onto ships or moving freight around the dockyard or warehouse

How did you get that job? Any requisites?

drive a foid down a dark alley theory

 

[E.C.C.O]

How did you get that job?

Pure luck, it was one of those 'know a guy, who knows a guy' sort of situations

Any requisites?

I did most of my training on site, but I did have to complete a couple of courses after they hired me, I'd imagine it's going to vary per country though

 

[Deleted member 5653]

I try to collect sensitive information from incels and doxx them.

 

[SupremeG]

Office assistant :/

 

[Angry_runt]

Brogrammer.

 

[letmedie]

i work at a screen printing place. get to work with my hands in a semi-creative environment and dont have to see customers

 

[赤い太陽]

I'm a software engineer. Not the best job in the world, but it pays the bills.

 

[Cuyen]

I am LDAR for a living bro

 

[Todeswunsch]

I am studying at the moment and university is pure suifuel, both academically and socially. I wanted to become a scientist, but I realized that I don't have the intellectual capacities to become one. I study for hours a day, I do nothing except sleeping and studying, but in the end I have below-average grades. I learned for two weeks for my exams and barely passed them, while people that started learning a few days before the exam had far better grades. The journey will end for me (sooner or later).
Afterwards I will have the following options: 1) Suicide/being a leech on society, 2) vocational training (I wanted to become a gardener/arborist in the first place, but my parents are academics and won't let me get exmatriculated), 3) military service (unlikely because I won't pass physical/psychological evaluation [I was diagnosed with ADHD]), 4) my dream job (night watchman, shift worker or trucker, because you don't have to interact with people and because you aren't supposed to have any high qualifications)

 

[Michael15651]

Planning on psychiatry tbh