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Incel Humor. I joined in to pillow talk through motel wall

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It was in a cheap motel, not even a national chain. My headboard was right on the adjoining wall.

A married couple checked in next door, and I could make out just about every word. In 5 minutes they were going at it. And then pillow talk.

"You couldn't even wait till I showered!"

So I joined in, in a low growler sleazy voice.(speaking into the wall).

"Oh Baby! I know I couldn't wait! And I need another quickie right now baby"!!

He said, who the hell is that?"

I said "it's ME baby. Don't do me like that"!!

He got out of bed, knocked on the wall, then went into the Hall. And knocked on my door.

I never made another sound.

He called the front desk, but apparently the agent wouldn't reveal if anyone was checked into my room.
 
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It was a cheap motel, not even a national chain. My headboard was right on the adjoining wall.

A married couple checked in next door, and I could make out just about every word. In 5 minutes they were going at it. And then pillow talk.

"You couldn't even wait till I showered!"

So I joined in, in a low growler sleazy voice.(speaking into the wall).

"Oh Baby! I know I couldn't wait! And I need another quickie right now baby"!!

He said, who the hell is that?"

I said "it's ME baby. Don't do me like that"!!

He got out of bed, knocked on the wall, then went into the Hall.

I never made another sound.
Larp
 
You should have killed em both.
 
Were they old boomers?
They sounded like 30 to 35.

The guy was really horny.

The slow groaning noises he made sounded gutteral.

But he always expressed it as hee hee hee.

Tbh, the girl musta been ugly.

No Becky would put up with it
 
this is believable

sounds like something @Languishingrn (peace and blessing be upon him) would do
 
@Ika-Sama
Ika-Sama
 
Deserved. Fuck privileged scum.
 
It was in a cheap motel, not even a national chain. My headboard was right on the adjoining wall.

A married couple checked in next door, and I could make out just about every word. In 5 minutes they were going at it. And then pillow talk.

"You couldn't even wait till I showered!"

So I joined in, in a low growler sleazy voice.(speaking into the wall).

"Oh Baby! I know I couldn't wait! And I need another quickie right now baby"!!

He said, who the hell is that?"

I said "it's ME baby. Don't do me like that"!!

He got out of bed, knocked on the wall, then went into the Hall. And knocked on my door.

I never made another sound.

He called the front desk, but apparently the agent wouldn't reveal if anyone was checked into my room.
Based.
 
It was in a cheap motel, not even a national chain. My headboard was right on the adjoining wall.

A married couple checked in next door, and I could make out just about every word. In 5 minutes they were going at it. And then pillow talk.

"You couldn't even wait till I showered!"

So I joined in, in a low growler sleazy voice.(speaking into the wall).

"Oh Baby! I know I couldn't wait! And I need another quickie right now baby"!!

He said, who the hell is that?"

I said "it's ME baby. Don't do me like that"!!

He got out of bed, knocked on the wall, then went into the Hall. And knocked on my door.

I never made another sound.

He called the front desk, but apparently the agent wouldn't reveal if anyone was checked into my room.
lol wtf
 

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