Incel Gods Panteon thread

[Sparrow's Song]

I got an idea for an incel god. Suicideon, the god of suicide. He flys through the dark and hopeless night sky with a rope in one hand and a bottle of black pills in the other. If you pray to him and make enough offerings, he will fly over you, catching your neck in the rope to liberate you. Then the angels (maggots and vultures) lift you up to the realm of the gods to live in peace.

Anyone have any ideas for gods to add to our pantheon?

 

[Blacktarpill]

LDARION; the god of ldar.

 

[Not_Important]

BlackOpsIIcel, God of all truecels and those who choose the peaceful life of LDAR.
He loves all truecels dearly, and although generally merciful, will punish fakecels with extreme vengeance.


ER, God of war and Holy Jihad against the normalscum. He grants those who worship him the strength and bravery to wage war against all those who oppress us. Also the patron saint of hapacels.

 

[SuperCheatBros]

Orbita (Latin for orbit, funnily enough, the declension is feminine lol)
This God will help you stop orbiting women and obsessing and thinking about/over them

 

[Cuyen]

LDARION; the god of ldar.

so good

 

[Sparrow's Song]

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BlackOpsIIcel, God of all truecels and those who choose the peaceful life of LDAR.
He loves all truecels dearly, and although generally merciful, will punish fakecels with extreme vengeance.

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ER, God of war and Holy Jihad against the normalscum. He grants those who worship him the strength and bravery to wage war against all those who oppress us. Also the patron saint of hapacels.

Classic examples of humans who rose to the heavens to become gods.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Cope'imus Maximus

 

[investigatorcel]

I only praise jupiter king he is the realy god

 

[Blacktarpill]

We need a good night alt right god tbh.
Thinking about his name.

 

[Michael15651]

We need a good night alt right god tbh.
Thinking about his name.

Isn't there Richard Spencer?