This thread is dedicated to a playthrough of the game "Dwarf Fortress" a game where you build a society for a bunch of manlets, We are a group of outcasts banished by the foid queen "Likot Treatyfenced" of the Tower of Justices. Banished because we are incels.
Our destination?
A volcano located in the badlands, It is scorching hot and the only live out there will be looking at us like they look their next meal. It's such a horrid place the Elves (Tree Jews) and the Humans (Chads who fuck dwarf foids) don't even want to come near it, the only thing visiting us will be the goblins (green nigs), I assume that dirty foid queen wants us to go here so we can mine gold for her, that horrid whore is sending us on a death mission. We will succeed and then when her comes to claim "her" treasure we will THROW HER INTO THE VOLCANO
Now the hard part embarking, The game randomly gives us a selection of random dwarves, instead of waiting until we get 7 of 7, i'll wait until we get atleast 5 out of 7 and expel the other 2 (we will just pretend only 5 dwarves were banished here), any other foid who comes later will be thrown into the volcano, so will any gay dwarves or sex haver dwarves. Likely for this playthrough the first 7 dwarves you get are guaranteed to be virgins.
We managed to go behind the queens back and trade some of our picks for some armor and a weapon, A bronze battle axe. We also managed to get a extra camel along with the camel and water buffalo that towed are wagon across the world to here
Welcome to Virginfire, we shall turn this place into place into a magnificent fortress in spite of that damn queen who banished us here
Meet the dwarves
It's literally me! I have an axe i'm ready to to go ER on any threat to my brocels (in dwarf fortress)
Claim your Dwarf
Post a reply to this thread on which dwarf you wanna be will post more when we get more dwarfs among our ranks
