LifeFuel Incel bill of rights

[Initium]

I was just thinking about how badly I want neetbux and how its not fair I dont have access to them then it hit me.

Incels need their own bill of rights since we should be a protected class like gays, cripples,retards, blacks, jews etc.

We should probably brainstorm a fi al copy and all sign it but it could be something like this.

1. Guaranteed neetbux monthly

2. Right to housing

3. Right to healthcare

4. Right to a monthly prostitute

5. Right to new gaming PC every 3 years.

6. Right to be left the fuck alone/ a hermit/ remind out of the public eye

7. Right to virgin wife (possible idea)

I would like to mail a final signed draft to congress and the senate it and have it voted on.

Also might need to raise enough money to lobby the politicians so they give a fuck. Like were probably gonna need AIPAC type money.

 

[VanGobbel]

Right to cope or rope is reality

 

[grimlockcel]

Bill of dnr

 

[undertaker77]

White incels are oppressed in the UK. The British government torments white incels.

 

[ANTAGONIST]

White incels are oppressed in the UK. The British government torments white incels.

We are tormented across the globe. The United Nations which rules the world has done their best to enforce feminism all over the world.

 

[ANTAGONIST]

Right to prime p

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

Right to a monthly prostitute

I wouldn't care if this was a thing but I would never take it myself, fucking a prostitute is disgusting and doesn't fix anything, one escortcel here said it felt worse than just masturbating

 

[Initium]

Right to prime p

Ill approve this amendment

 

[undertaker77]

We are tormented across the globe. The United Nations which rules the world has done their best to enforce feminism all over the world.

White incels are treated the worst. The left calls white incels Nazis even though most white incels never had any links to Nazis.

 

[Karlicel]

I was just thinking about how badly I want neetbux and how its not fair I dont have access to them then it hit me.

Incels need their own bill of rights since we should be a protected class like gays, cripples,retards, blacks, jews etc.

We should probably brainstorm a fi al copy and all sign it but it could be something like this.

1. Guaranteed neetbux monthly

2. Right to housing

3. Right to healthcare

4. Right to a monthly prostitute

5. Right to new gaming PC every 3 years.

6. Right to be left the fuck alone/ a hermit/ remind out of the public eye

7. Right to virgin wife (possible idea)

I would like to mail a final signed draft to congress and the senate it and have it voted on.

Also might need to raise enough money to lobby the politicians so they give a fuck. Like were probably gonna need AIPAC type money.

I wish

 

[ANTAGONIST]

White incels are treated the worst. The left calls white incels Nazis even though most white incels never had any links to Nazis.

 

[Initium]

I wouldn't care if this was a thing but I would never take it myself, fucking a prostitute is disgusting and doesn't fix anything, one escortcel here said it felt worse than just masturbating

A sex doll could be another option or substitute.

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

A sex doll could be another option or substitute.

Yes I NEED one of those so badly. I am brokecel

 

[ihatelife2]

All very good ideas

Yes I NEED one of those so badly. I am brokecel

Maybe @Dollfucker can lend you one of his dolls

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

All very good ideas

Maybe @Dollfucker can lend you one of his dolls

He's a fucking scammer selfish motherfucker. I remember he lied to someone when selling a doll and just hoped the dude didn't refund it

 

[ihatelife2]

He's a fucking scammer selfish motherfucker. I remember he lied to someone when selling a doll and just hoped the dude didn't refund it

What?? He buys them and is not a seller

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

What?? He buys them and is not a seller

Thread 'I met up with an incel in real life and sold him my sex doll (featuring my mom)' https://incels.is/threads/i-met-up-...sold-him-my-sex-doll-featuring-my-mom.829693/

 

[St3v3Cel]

7. Right to virgin wife (possible idea)

(possible idea)

 

[Initium]

(possible idea)

I need virgun wife NOW!

 

[St3v3Cel]

4. Right to a monthly prostitute

I propose one additional right:
Ensured access to free and high quality fatherhood through surrogacy fertility clinics and agencies. Having children should be a human right. Us incels are being genocided. Inceldom would be way less of a problem if fatherhood through surrogacy and prostitution were free and available everywhere worldwide. This would solve the falling birthrates worldwide as well. Men are the ones who want to have children and start families but women hold us back. Women hate families and children.

 

[SpookySpook]

White incels are oppressed in the UK. The British government torments white incels.

White privilege is a joke compared to incelphobia; excess men are the most marginalized group imo.

 

[ihatelife2]

Thread 'I met up with an incel in real life and sold him my sex doll (featuring my mom)' https://incels.is/threads/i-met-up-...sold-him-my-sex-doll-featuring-my-mom.829693/

Wow! Apparently the person complained and was refunded $700

 

[Fatbaldingcel]

Right to prime p

Age of prime. For me it's 20

 

[DCI Gene Hunt]

7. Right to virgin wife (possible idea)

Each incel will be entitled to a blonde wife and a brunette concubine as compensation for all the years of rejection.

 

[Initium]

Each incel will be entitled to a blonde wife and a brunette concubine as compensation for all the years of rejection.

Ill demand it when I speak before congress. I better get a standing ovation like they give Netanyahu

 

[DCI Gene Hunt]

Ill demand it when I speak before congress. I better get a standing ovation like they give Netanyahu

They'll love it. AOC will be moved to tears. JD Vance will be so impressed he will order Usha Vance to deep throat you.

 

[Initium]

They'll love it. AOC will be moved to tears. JD Vance will be so impressed he will order Usha Vance to deep throat you.

Wow I really hope that's how it turns out. Ill make sure to do my best to get us the bill passed and hopefully get that sloppy top. I wouldnt mind it from AoC either, she could look at me with those batshit crazy eyes

 

[Initium]

Mods should def sticky this because incel rights are human rights.

 

[Aventador]

Wow I really hope that's how it turns out. Ill make sure to do my best to get us the bill passed and hopefully get that sloppy top. I wouldnt mind it from AoC either, she could look at me with those batshit crazy eyes

You have my vote

 

[ANTAGONIST]

Age of prime. For me it's 20

It's 14, but to each his own

 

[Initium]

It's 14, but to each his own

 

[Reddit=Bandwagonism]

We are tormented across the globe. The United Nations which rules the world has done their best to enforce feminism all over the world.

Truer words were never spoken brother. That evil global organization conducts itself like a world government. They will enforce feminism even in Islamic countries. Afghanistan is the last anti feminist country.

 

[The Death Devil]

Alright, I'll send it up to Congress. Let's hope it passes!

 

[Initium]

Alright, I'll send it up to Congress. Let's hope it passes!

Incel rights are human rights!