Incel behavior at FUNERAL of parent ?

[Bedford Stye]

Serious. This isn't a parent bashing post.

How would you handle it, if you were asked to go up front and give a eulogy?

Or woukd you simply sit in back,,or,not show up,,,because the anxiety might be disastrous

 

[Med Anime]

funeral makes me feel sick to my stomach

last funreal i went to, a ton of toilets were crying over this HTN college teacher guy who died due to covid and i couldn't spend a full hour without feeling like shit and escaping the funeral.

 

[Bedford Stye]

It's something to think about.

I went through this. I was asked to speak.

I'm fucking bald.

I know I'm a weak ass dumb shit, but speaking in public while bald is ...

 

[Vitarius]

How would you handle it, if you were asked to go up front and give a eulogy?

I would write something and read it

But at the majority of family funerals I didn't show up and no one asked me to show up anyway.

 

[asdfghjqbbbb]

my dad died when I was 16

I didn't give a eulogy at the funeral, cause I happened to be in a mental institution

 

[PLA1092]

No thanks. Eulogies don't really happen in my culture anyways, I don't think.

 

[Old Ironsides]

It depends on the funeral. I am typically respectful and won't say a thing unless spoken to.




it's over

 

[Bedford Stye]

No thanks. Eulogies don't really happen in my culture anyways, I don't think.

Well. Would you not be expected to sit up front?

Greet people?

 

[Old Ironsides]

funeral makes me feel sick to my stomach

last funreal i went to, a ton of toilets were crying over this HTN college teacher guy who died due to covid and i couldn't spend a full hour without feeling like shit and escaping the funeral.

Why are you animalabusemaxxing?



it's over

 

[Med Anime]

Why are you animalabusemaxxing?

i am trolling because a mod gave me a warning for my "gook cooks a giant rat alive" video

 

[Old Ironsides]

i am trolling because a mod gave me a warning for my "gook cooks a giant rat alive" video

i c
Can you send me this video?




it's over

 

[Indari]

Press F to pay respects

 

[Alone75]

I'd have refused. I just sat and did nothing at my dad's funeral. I didn't want to carry his coffin either, so the employees at the crematorium did it. The other 3 would height mog me anyway [sisters 2 sons and her new boyfriend] , all well over 6 foot so it'd have been awkward having it sloping down more on my corner.

 

[Bedford Stye]

I'd have refused. I just sat and did nothing at my dad's funeral. I didn't want to carry his coffin either, so the employees at the crematorium did it. The other 3 would height mog me anyway [sisters 2 sons and her new boyfriend] , all well over 6 foot so it'd have been awkward having it sloping down more on my corner.

I understand.

It's not that we don't love people with all we got.

It's just that it's beyond brutal, to or some reason, feeling exposed at a public event, with all eyes watching.

It's not possible to explain.

 

[Emba]

Funerals shouldnt exist. They are a moment to torment the living with a day of sadness. The person is already dead, there is no need to celebrate because they are no longer conscious.

I dont think I could mentally handle going to a funeral anyway.

Are you saying they ain't real fun?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

based af.

My mom won't get a funeral nor a grave. She will turn into ash and I will place her ashes into soil. That is unironically her wish.

I will cremate mine and toss their ashes into the sewage.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Why no Hindu funeral?

Might be hard to do. I will see what I can do when the time comes.

 

[Bedford Stye]

Are you saying they ain't real fun?

Emba.

How do you act at funerals.

Have you ever given a eulogy.

 

[Emba]

Emba.

How do you act at funerals.

Have you ever given a eulogy.

Yes. I wear a plaid suit and tell racist jokes against whatever race the ded MF is.

Spoiler: Real Fun

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2efDnLZjsk

Plus I carry look at the ded fuk to see if its worth digging up to rob later... Got a nice armani suit that way once and lots of watches and rings.... Good gig.

 

[Bedford Stye]

Yes. I wear a plaid suit and tell racist jokes against whatever race the ded MF is.

Spoiler: Real Fun

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2efDnLZjsk

Plus I carry look at the ded fuk to see if its worth digging up to rob later... Got a nice armani suit that way once and lots of watches and rings.... Good gig.

Oh. That was you digging up my uncle Jim?

I hope you didn't catch his EBOLA. the doctors said it mutayes in dead bodies, and then jumps to the next live fool.

Your first symptom will be shrinking balls.

 

[Incedel]

Play a somber rendition of chris chan's hit single virgin with rage, that will set the mood and honor your parents in the way they deserve

 

[Emba]

Oh. That was you digging up my uncle Jim?

I hope you didn't catch his EBOLA. the doctors said it mutayes in dead bodies, and then jumps to the next live fool.

Your first symptom will be shrinking balls.

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