1. Struggle to make it through high school so you can
2. Hopefully get into college and maybe graduate so you can
3. Get a low-paying job (if you’re lucky) that you hate that has nothing to do with your major so you can
4. Struggle to pay the rent and those giant student loans while you
5. Wonder what’s wrong with you and why you don’t have your life all figured out which results in
6. Being depressed and anxious which prevents you from
7. Finding a mate which causes you to
8. Experience deeper depression and anxiety and generally feel like a loser.
2. Hopefully get into college and maybe graduate so you can
3. Get a low-paying job (if you’re lucky) that you hate that has nothing to do with your major so you can
4. Struggle to pay the rent and those giant student loans while you
5. Wonder what’s wrong with you and why you don’t have your life all figured out which results in
6. Being depressed and anxious which prevents you from
7. Finding a mate which causes you to
8. Experience deeper depression and anxiety and generally feel like a loser.
