in this thread, we admit something we've always been lying about ourselves.

[Deleted member 2798]

I love and respect the strong women in my life. I think it's amazing how courageous they are to be able to make autonomous decisions about their sexual fulfilment. I am nothing. They are everything.

 

[Indari]

Uhh...well...you see....

yes?

 

[FiveFourManlet]

I have schizophrenia and want to kill myself everyday, my hallucinations are getting worse the little girl that is following me now tries to strangle me and I'm starting to see more hair growing out the walls. I used to be able to tolerate the voices telling me to kill myself but now I have to use 95% of my energy to keeping my composure where as before it was only 75% but people could still sense I was weird then so I don't know what they're thinking now. I hate when people stare at me it makes me wonder what they know about me also even though I haven't done anything wrong my record is clean. Fuck glow in the dark mang, everyone know they're smuggling drugs and protecting high level pedophiles in the government but us incels are the problem? Fuck that shit bro.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

Im not as truecel as i let believe. I had chances when I was younger and 1 or 2 in the past year (or maybe I'm just deluding myself)

UKcels at it again *sigh*

I am actually a 6'6 Aryan White giga chad who's real name is actually Chad and I am packing a 9 incher.


gaycel= fakecel REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's believable

I lie about nothing

lack of social skills

he has a 7.5inch dick???!?:rage::rage::rage::rage::rage:

i caught you in the act, neurotypicalcel.

NO WAY !!!!
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yes way

Uhh...well...you see....

just spit it out, you're inebriatedirish.

I dont lie about anything to myself
It comes with being blackpilled

Is this you

Mods!

 

[Deleted member 5712]

I've been hugged before by female that weren't family members, I just think saying i'm a KHHV is more powerful and seems more meaningful than KV.
Also it's not as if those hugs were romantic or anything, so i'll continue to call myself a KHHV.

Sort of in the same boat. I tell people I'm a KV but in truth I've actually been kissed once but it was a pity kiss from my prom date that other people at the prom were sort of shaming her for not giving me a kiss. I mean I enjoyed it. Had to wait 18 years for my first kiss and it felt amazing but I have to call it for what it was: A pity kiss with a pity dance that happened right before.

And in truth I don't like to speak about this but my first real kiss was about 2 years prior and with a guy. And no I'm not gay or have any gay inclinations. I liked this girl who thought I was gay and I just went with it because she would talk to me about all this personal shit and I just liked being around her so I just didn't correct her. Then one day she has a present for me and tells me to close my eyes. I'm thinking she is going to flash me or kiss me so I close my eyes and next thing I know this whole time she was waiting for the right moment so her gay BFF could finally ask me out but instead of ask me out he gave me a peck on the lips as I had my eyes closed. So my first kiss was actually with a gay dude. I then told her I wasn't gay and she was so sad and angry with me because she wanted us to be the "gay couple" at our HS. So I told her I wasn't gay and didn't want to date her BFF and our relationship ended and she never talked to me after that.

But I still tell people I'm a KV because a pity kiss doesn't count and a peck on the lips doesn't count. Those aren't "real" kisses IMHO. Sometimes when I'm talking to females I even throw in that I've never been hugged or held hands. To seem more worthless and subhuman than I already am. I do this in hopes they pity hug or pity fuck or pity SOMETHING me but it hasn't happened yet. I have been hugged by about 3 different women (non-family related) but I have never held a girl's hand. Nor have I ever cuddled or slept with a girl in the same bed. 2 of the hugs were decent. They were okay. My last hug (about 5 years ago) was from a girl that I gave a birthday present to and it was on her birthday. She ran up to me and thanked me for my gift. I felt her boobs press up against my chest and it felt SOOOOO.FUCKINNNG...GOOOD....that I literally had to push her off and told her I'm not a "hugging type person" because I didn't want her to feel my boner so I went straight to the toilet and jerked off and came everywhere. Sprayed down the whole fucking stall.

 

[Indari]

I have schizophrenia and want to kill myself everyday, my hallucinations are getting worse the little girl that is following me now tries to strangle me and I'm starting to see more hair growing out the walls. I used to be able to tolerate the voices telling me to kill myself but now I have to use 95% of my energy to keeping my composure where as before it was only 75% but people could still sense I was weird then so I don't know what they're thinking now. I hate when people stare at me it makes me wonder what they know about me also even though I haven't done anything wrong my record is clean. Fuck glow in the dark mang, everyone know they're smuggling drugs and protecting high level pedophiles in the government but us incels are the problem? Fuck that shit bro.

many schizocels here

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

I love and respect the strong women in my life. I think it's amazing how courageous they are to be able to make autonomous decisions about their sexual fulfilment. I am nothing. They are everything.

I have schizophrenia and want to kill myself everyday, my hallucinations are getting worse the little girl that is following me now tries to strangle me and I'm starting to see more hair growing out the walls. I used to be able to tolerate the voices telling me to kill myself but now I have to use 95% of my energy to keeping my composure where as before it was only 75% but people could still sense I was weird then so I don't know what they're thinking now. I hate when people stare at me it makes me wonder what they know about me also even though I haven't done anything wrong my record is clean. Fuck glow in the dark mang, everyone know they're smuggling drugs and protecting high level pedophiles in the government but us incels are the problem? Fuck that shit bro.

damn that sucks bro, sorry to hear about that... maybe you should record yourself to get some of your thoughts, out of your head, but of course you don't have to upload it online. if you need anything youre free to pm me

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Is this you

KEK. I fuck the shit out of that sheman

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

damn that sucks bro, sorry to hear about that... maybe you should record yourself to get some of your thoughts, out of your head, but of course you don't have to upload it online. if you need anything youre free to pm me

Nah, I shouldn't talk to the voices that how you fuck up, I just ignore them for the most part but like I said it's taking much more energy to keep my composure and mother fuckers are trying to tell my about their day and their stupid opinions.

 

[Soul_Synarchy]

I am actually gay

 

[whogivesafucc]

I am actually gay

congrats, you're not an incel. lol

 

[Soul_Synarchy]

congrats, you're not an incel. lol

I'm just kidding
I'm actually not gay.

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

I am actually gay

Oh really?

 

[Soul_Synarchy]

Oh really?

Yes. Gay for little girls.

 

[InebriatedIrish]

Guys, I’m not Kointo’s alt.

 

[StormlitAqua]

And in truth I don't like to speak about this but my first real kiss was about 2 years prior and with a guy. And no I'm not gay or have any gay inclinations. I liked this girl who thought I was gay and I just went with it because she would talk to me about all this personal shit and I just liked being around her so I just didn't correct her. Then one day she has a present for me and tells me to close my eyes. I'm thinking she is going to flash me or kiss me so I close my eyes and next thing I know this whole time she was waiting for the right moment so her gay BFF could finally ask me out but instead of ask me out he gave me a peck on the lips as I had my eyes closed. So my first kiss was actually with a gay dude. I then told her I wasn't gay and she was so sad and angry with me because she wanted us to be the "gay couple" at our HS. So I told her I wasn't gay and didn't want to date her BFF and our relationship ended and she never talked to me after that.

I hope you are not LARPing because this is fucking hilarious. It's cucked as hell, but hilarious.

 

[Kointo1]

Sort of in the same boat. I tell people I'm a KV but in truth I've actually been kissed once but it was a pity kiss from my prom date that other people at the prom were sort of shaming her for not giving me a kiss. I mean I enjoyed it. Had to wait 18 years for my first kiss and it felt amazing but I have to call it for what it was: A pity kiss with a pity dance that happened right before.

And in truth I don't like to speak about this but my first real kiss was about 2 years prior and with a guy. And no I'm not gay or have any gay inclinations. I liked this girl who thought I was gay and I just went with it because she would talk to me about all this personal shit and I just liked being around her so I just didn't correct her. Then one day she has a present for me and tells me to close my eyes. I'm thinking she is going to flash me or kiss me so I close my eyes and next thing I know this whole time she was waiting for the right moment so her gay BFF could finally ask me out but instead of ask me out he gave me a peck on the lips as I had my eyes closed. So my first kiss was actually with a gay dude. I then told her I wasn't gay and she was so sad and angry with me because she wanted us to be the "gay couple" at our HS. So I told her I wasn't gay and didn't want to date her BFF and our relationship ended and she never talked to me after that.

But I still tell people I'm a KV because a pity kiss doesn't count and a peck on the lips doesn't count. Those aren't "real" kisses IMHO. Sometimes when I'm talking to females I even throw in that I've never been hugged or held hands. To seem more worthless and subhuman than I already am. I do this in hopes they pity hug or pity fuck or pity SOMETHING me but it hasn't happened yet. I have been hugged by about 3 different women (non-family related) but I have never held a girl's hand. Nor have I ever cuddled or slept with a girl in the same bed. 2 of the hugs were decent. They were okay. My last hug (about 5 years ago) was from a girl that I gave a birthday present to and it was on her birthday. She ran up to me and thanked me for my gift. I felt her boobs press up against my chest and it felt SOOOOO.FUCKINNNG...GOOOD....that I literally had to push her off and told her I'm not a "hugging type person" because I didn't want her to feel my boner so I went straight to the toilet and jerked off and came everywhere. Sprayed down the whole fucking stall.

Oh look another "pity kiss with A PROM DATE so it doesn't count" fake. How do people end up here when they've gone to the PROM with a female. This is just giving me more enERgy for ER day.

Guys, I’m not Kointo’s alt.

Ok fagg