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This poem is anonymous and sometimes attributed to Chaucer, if I'm not mistaken.

Leve, lystynes to me
Two wordys or thre,
And herkenes to my songe;
And I schall tell yow a tale,
Howe ten wyffys satt at the nale,
And no man hem amonge.

Friends, listen to me
Two words or three,
And harken to my song;
And I shall tell you a tale,
How ten wives sat at the pale,
And no man was them among.
...

And I schall nowe begyn att myne:
I knowe the mett well and fyne,
The lenghte of a snayle,
And ever be warse is from day to day.
To grete God ever I pray
To gyve hym evyle hayle.

And I shall now begin with mine:
I know the span well and fine,
The length of a snail,
And ever worse he's from day to day.
To great God ever I pray
To storm him with evil hail.
 
I'm forever thankfully for, at least, not being a dickcel
 
Over for dickcels
 
It's a cruel world and foids make it crueler.
 
Yet another eurocuck. The casual faggotry of white culture is annoying. This month's flavor is "March Madness" black ball handler worship. In Persian and Indian versions of chess, the rook is the most powerful piece, but in European chess muh queen rules the board.
 
This poem is anonymous and sometimes attributed to Chaucer, if I'm not mistaken.

Leve, lystynes to me
Two wordys or thre,
And herkenes to my songe;
And I schall tell yow a tale,
Howe ten wyffys satt at the nale,
And no man hem amonge.

Friends, listen to me
Two words or three,
And harken to my song;
And I shall tell you a tale,
How ten wives sat at the pale,
And no man was them among.
...

And I schall nowe begyn att myne:
I knowe the mett well and fyne,
The lenghte of a snayle,
And ever be warse is from day to day.
To grete God ever I pray
To gyve hym evyle hayle.

And I shall now begin with mine:
I know the span well and fine,
The length of a snail,
And ever worse he's from day to day.
To great God ever I pray
To storm him with evil hail.
Nigga speak English
 
Brutal medieval blackpill

foids have never really changed at all over the ages
 
Tradcopers in shambles
 
Yet another eurocuck. The casual faggotry of white culture is annoying. This month's flavor is "March Madness" black ball handler worship. In Persian and Indian versions of chess, the rook is the most powerful piece, but in European chess muh queen rules the board.
Cope
 
Yet another eurocuck. The casual faggotry of white culture is annoying. This month's flavor is "March Madness" black ball handler worship. In Persian and Indian versions of chess, the rook is the most powerful piece, but in European chess muh queen rules the board.
Just deny reality theory.
"My friend is 5'1 balding ugly Indian janitor, has autism and schizophrenia and micropenis but slays all white Stacies because of his confidence and personality."
 
Just deny reality theory.
"My friend is 5'1 balding ugly Indian janitor, has autism and schizophrenia and micropenis but slays all white Stacies because of his confidence and personality."
How did you get that from my post? White culture is obviously more simpy than others, with respect for women :foidSoy: being one of the big reasons cited for race mixing. The cope is when pretending that is only because muh brainwashing when as I pointed out, contemporanous to this cuck poem there were fellow eurocucks changing the rules of a board game to make the fem piece the most powerful of the game.
 
Over for dickcels

OP poem is proof that women have historically suppressed men, poor guy probably had the dungeon waiting for him
 
I have to laugh, just foids being foids
 
The dickpill has been with us since time immemorial. There is no concept more intuitive than "bigger is better". Varying penis sizes is a disparity that leads to despair.
 
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This is why they burned witches.
 
over for my dick tbh
 
This poem is anonymous and sometimes attributed to Chaucer, if I'm not mistaken.

Leve, lystynes to me
Two wordys or thre,
And herkenes to my songe;
And I schall tell yow a tale,
Howe ten wyffys satt at the nale,
And no man hem amonge.

Friends, listen to me
Two words or three,
And harken to my song;
And I shall tell you a tale,
How ten wives sat at the pale,
And no man was them among.
...

And I schall nowe begyn att myne:
I knowe the mett well and fyne,
The lenghte of a snayle,
And ever be warse is from day to day.
To grete God ever I pray
To gyve hym evyle hayle.

And I shall now begin with mine:
I know the span well and fine,
The length of a snail,
And ever worse he's from day to day.
To great God ever I pray
To storm him with evil hail.
Middle-Englishcel
 
This poem is anonymous and sometimes attributed to Chaucer, if I'm not mistaken.

Leve, lystynes to me
Two wordys or thre,
And herkenes to my songe;
And I schall tell yow a tale,
Howe ten wyffys satt at the nale,
And no man hem amonge.

Friends, listen to me
Two words or three,
And harken to my song;
And I shall tell you a tale,
How ten wives sat at the pale,
And no man was them among.
...

And I schall nowe begyn att myne:
I knowe the mett well and fyne,
The lenghte of a snayle,
And ever be warse is from day to day.
To grete God ever I pray
To gyve hym evyle hayle.

And I shall now begin with mine:
I know the span well and fine,
The length of a snail,
And ever worse he's from day to day.
To great God ever I pray
To storm him with evil hail.

And I shall now begin with mine:
I know the span well and fine,
The length of a snail


"The length of a snail" is brutal. But micropenis dudes managed to get wives in 14th century. :lul:
 
Modern women and ancient women , both are same.

Women have always been misandrist, entitled and hypergamous.

They say " sex is not everything " while wishing death upon their husband just because of the size of his genital.
 
They say " sex is not everything " while wishing death upon their husband just because of the size of his genital.
It's not a hole written poem ffs read the first line of the thread.
 

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