In a gladiator thing, would an inkwell or chad win?

[ihatelife2]

If an inkwell and chad were forced to fight as gladiators, who would win?

 

[VλREN]

do we even need to answer

 

[Macaca nigra]

Chad

 

[Onyx]

 

[Usopp-sama]

chad probably although a single blow with a sharp object on chad and he is dead so the chances are not 100% for chad.
Nowadays chad is worthless in modern day combat tho. Being short is literally an advantage in trench warfare.

 

[ihatelife2]

Chad

What happened to your red hat?

 

[Sir Silentium]

Chad would brutally dominate the inkwell, although hopefully the incel is armed

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

id win

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

Over for the inkwell

 

[proudweeb]

if they were of equal strength, the incel would win as he's basically got nothing to lose. chad wouldn't take it seriously (he's chad, he's coasted through life)

 

[ihatelife2]

Chads are used to being lazy and not spending any effort so they would probably die

if they were of equal strength, the incel would win as he's basically got nothing to lose. chad wouldn't take it seriously (he's chad, he's coasted through life)

 

[undertaker77]

I would want the Inkwell to win.

 

[razielkillerofgods]

if they were of equal strength, the incel would win as he's basically got nothing to lose. chad wouldn't take it seriously (he's chad, he's coasted through life)

A incel full of years and years of rage will intimidate the chad who just wants to survive to fuck the fangirls at the end of the day. Chads aren't necessarily strong. They are just better looking. And tallfags usually don't have the best agility or balance either.
So I would say an incel has a very good chance of winning. Because even if he takes a few hits, he won't back down. Chad is not used to the pain and probably wants to protect his face therefore he will not be willing to do everything to win.

 

[ihatelife2]

I would want the Inkwell to win.

Me too

A incel full of years and years of rage will intimidate the chad who just wants to survive to fuck the fangirls at the end of the day. Chads aren't necessarily strong. They are just better looking. And tallfags usually don't have the best agility or balance either.
So I would say an incel has a very good chance of winning. Because even if he takes a few hits, he won't back down. Chad is not used to the pain and probably wants to protect his face therefore he will not be willing to do everything to win.

Very good points

 

[Izayacel]

Eh depends , i would be a Knive fighter ( speed over power ) have a Knive in Each hand and then just duke it out

 

[Dead End]

The average incel spends his days rotting rather than doing anything physically demanding and is weak as a result. Chads and normies typically frequent the gym. The average Chad would win.

 

[BasedStalin]

Believe it or not, but looks used to matter even on ancient times during ACTUAL GLADIATORS fights in the roman Coloseum and it could, sometimes, define your death or life. And in many ways, just to name 2:
-foid/faggots if infatuated used to throw flowers at their favourite gladiator and it meant "the plebs want him to have a greater chance", which, meant the "backstage" staff had mandatory orders to bring him a better weapon/shield/whatever or even make the other contender disadvantaged like having him an arm tied behind his back or similar handicaps.
-When it came to be decided by the host (a lord or the emperor himself) for "grazia o gloria" (grace or glory, where "glory" was actually execution lol), thumbs up, thumbs down, was recorded often being a matter of looks. The "graced" ones were bought out. They get spared to be fucked by somebody. Literally "i'd pay money for him, he's too beautiful to die, let me fuck him instead".

And this was Rome more than 2000 years ago. Can you genuinely imagine a different scenario in nowdays in this turbo-aesthetocratic social media inflactionated personality cult indoctrinated shit of society? Brocels if one of us incel is fighting as a gladiator against a chad, somebody from the audience would probably shoot us in the leg or some shit lol

Look what's there... that place in the back... i can almost smell ancient gymcels blood...

 

[ihatelife2]

Believe it or not, but looks used to matter even on ancient times during ACTUAL GLADIATORS fights in the roman Coloseum and it could, sometimes, define your death or life. And in many ways, just to name 2:
-foid/faggots if infatuated used to throw flowers at their favourite gladiator and it meant "the plebs want him to have a greater chance", which, meant the "backstage" staff had mandatory orders to bring him a better weapon/shield/whatever or even make the other contender disadvantaged like having him an arm tied behind his back or similar handicaps.
-When it came to be decided by the host (a lord or the emperor himself) for "grazia o gloria" (grace or glory, where "glory" was actually execution lol), thumbs up, thumbs down, was recorded often being a matter of looks. The "graced" ones were bought out. They get spared to be fucked by somebody. Literally "i'd pay money for him, he's too beautiful to die, let me fuck him instead".

And this was Rome more than 2000 years ago. Can you genuinely imagine a different scenario in nowdays in this turbo-aesthetocratic social media inflactionated personality cult indoctrinated shit of society? Brocels if one of us incel is fighting as a gladiator against a chad, somebody from the audience would probably shoot us in the leg or some shit lol

Look what's there... that place in the back... i can almost smell ancient gymcels blood...View attachment 1699567

Just foids being foids...