Imperials, or Stormcloaks?

[DarkStar]

In Skyrim, who do you usually side with- or who do you just think is more in the right?

This song should be an indicator as to where I stand:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDT7EInclo



View: https://youtu.be/ZvWlbS02Ka0?si=vgpi9kpYJuSrcmFq

 

[DarkStar]

@Castaway
@To koniec
@Clavicus Vile
@skyrim
@Pancakecel

 

[Lego Island 2]

Stormcloaks are the (((Thalmor)))'s puppets

Skyrim:Thalmor Dossier: Ulfric Stormcloak - UESP Wiki - The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages

Status: Asset (uncooperative), Dormant, Emissary Level Approval

en.uesp.net

 

[Excalibur]

Neither. When I used to play Skyrim I would almost always ignore the civil war quest line

 

[TheCatMan]

Stormcloaks

 

[TheCatMan]

Stormcloaks are the (((Thalmor)))'s puppets

Skyrim:Thalmor Dossier: Ulfric Stormcloak - UESP Wiki - The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages

Status: Asset (uncooperative), Dormant, Emissary Level Approval

en.uesp.net

I read it. It says uncooperative and a stormcloak victory is to be avoided. If the stormcloaks win the Thalmor embassy gets shutdown meanwhile if the Empire wins they continue to roam Skyrim arresting people.

 

[Clavicus Vile]

Imperials of course, they stand the greatest chance against the thalmor. The thalmor wouldn’t have even agreed on the white gold concordat if they weren’t already weakened by the Great War, the empire is just buying it’s time till they can massacre those piss elves, and Ulfric will make a mess of it by weakening humanity’s greatest chance. Plus the more high elf women around to rape, the better.

 

[TheCatMan]

Imperials of course, they stand the greatest chance against the thalmor. The thalmor wouldn’t have even agreed on the white gold concordat if they weren’t already weakened by the Great War, the empire is just buying it’s time till they can massacre those piss elves, and Ulfric will make a mess of it by weakening humanity’s greatest chance. Plus the more high elf women around to rape, the better.

Not necessarily. Hammerfell is holding its own and if the stormcloaks win they will probably team up with the Red guards being they have a common enemy.

 

[SickWeakCoward]

Ulfric was a Thalmor agent, fuck his worthless ass!

 

[DarkStar]

Neither. When I used to play Skyrim I would almost always ignore the civil war quest line

But from an objective POV, as in a political analysis, who would you support?

 

[Excalibur]

But from an objective POV, as in a political analysis, who would you support?

Probably the Empire. I used to sympathize with the Stormcloaks as they are ethnonationalists and fight for independence from a multiracial empire, but after realizing that they are Thalmor assets, I'm leaning towards the Imperials. The races of man, though different, should still be united in a common front against the elves.

 

[Tenna]

as a dunmer fan, imperials because nords are mean

 

[TheCatMan]

Ulfric was a Thalmor agent, fuck his worthless ass!

How so?

 

[SickWeakCoward]

Probably the Empire. I used to sympathize with the Stormcloaks as they are ethnonationalists and fight for independence from a multiracial empire, but after realizing that they are Thalmor assets, I'm leaning towards the Imperials. The races of man, though different, should still be united in a common front against the elves.

Fuck the elves! They are JEWS!

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Neither. When I used to play Skyrim I would almost always ignore the civil war quest line

^^^ What this man said.

If you join the legion, you bypass all of the proven loyal legionnaires who've served for years, and go straight from some random who walked in off the street, to the general's special super agent, straight off the bat. It just doesn't make sense.

But then, if you go to join the stormcucks, you walk in there and they're talking about wasting Balgruuf, and he is such a good dude I could never be part of that.

Whichever side you join, the major "battles" for the cities are ridiculous, the "army" is you and a squad of like 7 dudes.

 

[SCP-Gorillion]

I'm going to sleep ( tomorrow is big day for me ), but i will quickly add that Empire allows foreign govt/powers to imprison and pacify it's own citizens for their own beliefs ( will explain tomorrow about why i picked stormcloaks ) just to save emperor position.

 

[SCP-Gorillion]

But then, if you go to join the stormcucks, you walk in there and they're talking about wasting Balgruuf, and he is such a good dude I could never be part of that.

Politician doesn't need to be ''nice'', Ulfric has his own faults but at least he is doing something and is not apthetic as Balgruff

 

[Fantasea]

I'm going to sleep ( tomorrow is big day for me ), but i will quickly add that Empire allows foreign govt/powers to imprison and pacify it's own citizens for their own beliefs ( will explain tomorrow about why i picked stormcloaks ) just to save emperor position.

u will fuga the defense fr.

 

[weaselbomber]

I used to say Imperial to bait people on imageboards since most of them are in favour of Stormcloaks but unironically so am I

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Politician doesn't need to be ''nice'', Ulfric has his own faults but at least he is doing something and is not apthetic as Balgruff

Stormcuck is mad that the empire conceded to the Dominion... and he thinks that if one province of the empire divides and weakens itself through a whole lot of in-fighting and killing its own military-aged people... that will somehow improve the situation and they would be able to stand up to the altmer on their own?

I think his intentions are good, but he's an idiot. He'd be a good General to High King Balgruuf, but that's not an option.

 

[BasedGoyslopReviews]

Stormcloaks obviously. Imperitards is ZOG and thalmor are jews.

 

[DarkStar]

@PersonalityChad

 

[PersonalityChad]

@PersonalityChad

Imperials

 

[DarkStar]

Imperials

Why?

 

[PersonalityChad]

Why?

@Castaway explained it well

 

[Pancakecel]

Probably the Empire. I used to sympathize with the Stormcloaks as they are ethnonationalists and fight for independence from a multiracial empire, but after realizing that they are Thalmor assets, I'm leaning towards the Imperials. The races of man, though different, should still be united in a common front against the elves.

Same

 

[Sewer Koala]

I like stormcloaks since they're literally aryans fighting against the (((Thalmor))) while the (((Imperials))) are zogbots

 

[deleted fren]

Stormcloaks. People who've only watched YouTube essays will say they're controlled by the Thalmor which isn't true. Thalmor wanted Ulfric to survive so the war would continue and weaken both sides. However, they still preferred an imperial victory if it came to it.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I never played Skyrim.

 

[Leon98]

Fuck the elves! They are JEWS!

 

[NEB.feelsdevil]

I like to play a murder hobo because it is fun and I kill and rob everyone, but I tend to side with the Stormcloaks

The empire are rich moggers

 

[ReconElement]

Stormcucks

 

[TooSomething]

I don't play that game. Never played it.

 

[coreacheeka]

Imperials, stormcloacks are gay

 

[Sewer Koala]

Stormfronters mog

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

Stormcloaks

 

[yeetbender_]

as a dunmer fan, imperials because nords are mean

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

I am gay

 

[Morphine]

If the stormcloaks win the Thalmor embassy gets shutdown meanwhile if the Empire wins they continue to roam Skyrim arresting people.

Stormcloaks are the (((Thalmor)))'s puppets

Skyrim:Thalmor Dossier: Ulfric Stormcloak - UESP Wiki - The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages

Status: Asset (uncooperative), Dormant, Emissary Level Approval

en.uesp.net

General Tullius (imperial leader) and Jarl Balgruuf (empire supporter ) are the ones who will attend the Thalmor embassy party like docile cucks, never Ulfric.

 

[Ambatukam Alone]

Stormcloaks will take the fight to the thalmor (who want elven supremacy) after winning. A strong, independent Skyrim, and maybe Hammerfell, attacking Summerset Isles whilst the Empire can get their shit together/join in if they think they'd win makes sense to me.