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Imagine of you were a Chad right now?

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It's currently almost 11:00 PM you'd probably be with your main bitch right now netflix and chilling, this would be the third time today she sucked you off and swallowed the cum and she would even clean you up with her mouth. You tell her it's time for sleepy time and she laughs at you for being so "quirky" and you don't even need to ask her for a glass of water to take your sleep medication because you don't even need any all your biological needs are met so you get 8 full hours of all natural sleep. Tomorrow you're free all day because no boss would dare call you on the weekend because he needs you nice and rested on Monday to finish up a new deal for some large project they're just about to wrap up and you're getting $10,000 commission from that job ontop of your regular pay and the bonus you're gonna get for being such a good employee, it all comes natural because you have ravashing good looks. You place your hand on the back of your head using it as a pillow and Stacy starts rubbing on your chest hairs and telling you how she'll never leave you and that you're all that she's ever wanted (you know she's trying to make you feel bad because just last week she saw that you were texting two other stacy's that gave you a rusty trombone during a buisness trip in Las Vegas). You ask her if she wants to go to Ihop tomorrow and she says yes and compliments on how good of a bf you are, she starts running her fingers through your hair and humming this song it's the song her father used to sing to her when she was young and now she sings it to you.
 
Don't make me sui.
 
fuck being chad

just give me one girl who is at least SLIGHTLY loyal and ill be happy for life. fucking gay earth
 
I'd better go take my meds fuggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!

I think I might drink myself to sleep tonight lads, this might an every Friday night thing from now on
 
I can't imagine such things.
 
fuck being chad

just give me one girl who is at least SLIGHTLY loyal and ill be happy for life. fucking gay earth
Did you just say that you want a landwhale with a short blue haircut and a political agenda that hates you, who will cheat on you with Chad every other day and divorce rape you a couple years after your failing marriage you've been struggling to hold together?
 
If I were Chad I would be constantly pounding on prime pussy as we speak.
 
If I just turned into a chad right now, I would be too high inhib to get laid and even if I wasn't the fact that I was bullied, non NT and don't have a good social status would prevent me
 
fuck being chad

just give me one girl who is at least SLIGHTLY loyal and ill be happy for life. fucking gay earth
It's all I fucking need. Why does this shit have to be so fucking hard. I can't handle it anymore man.
 
I do all the time, and it hurts. Imagination is the last resort.
 
If i were Chad i would just go out and watch femoids starting chasing me, while i would JFLing at them.
 

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