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Imagine having a girlfriend

lurker45

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And she tells you that she's having a "girls night out" at the club and gets into a skimpy dress and leaves at 8 PM

LMAO
 
Imagine having a daughter that does that exact same thing when she's 14
 
i would imagine tying a rope around her ankles and dragging her down the street from my bumper
 
Imagine not railing her like an animal until she couldn't walk outside
Imagine not keeping her chained to kitchen subsisting on diet of your cum and estrogen based diet that make her tits grow
Imagine not shutting her up with your cock everytime she tries to voice an opinion
Imagine cuddling her at night while whispering that she's a filthy whore and that you know what she truly wants
Imagine
 
Even if I had a girlfriend, I'd easily get jealous.

Just think, she'd always surround herself to with other guys, not limit herself to one ugly guy when she has a variety of Chad's and billions of men in the world. It'd also be awful going out as an ugly manlet and meeting her friends trying to not be socially retarded, and always standing next to a 6'5 white Chad when you are with your girlfriend.

Chad's always going to be our competition, and nothing we can do will fix that.
 
Jokes on you I can't even imagine having a gf. HA!
 
The fact that there are guys out there who put up with this and tell themselves it's normal is hilarious to me, in a sad way.
 
Imagine having a non virgin girlfriend***
 
Thread title destroyed me
 

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