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JFL Imagine Aliens documenting humans and their mating habits

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Much in the same way humans document animal mating habits.

https://www.livescience.com/12963-top-10-polygamous-animals-bonobos-hyena.html

Reading that article just now made me think of this. Some funny (and informative) shit in there btw for those interested.

I can see it now: "Human sexuality is very lopsided. Human females have virtually unlimited mating options even if fat or ugly. Alpha males known as 'Chads' have access to all the human females while lesser human males known as 'betas' and 'cucks' compete for their affection via various forms of flattery through what they call 'social networking sites.' Every now and then one is successful, though if successful his role is usually more that of a resource provider than that of a lover (conversely those male lovers, human females compete for and will put up with all sorts of abuse just for his seed) which means high rates of cuckoldry among the species."

They watch it on their version of The Discovery Channel which is viewed telepathically or something.
 
sex is disgusting to be honest, unless the girl looks like my avi
 
They won't be documenting us then
 
Lol how the fuck is it a cope
You're wasting time thinking about aliens when we should be plotting the beta uprising.
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How would aliens talk about incels? :forcedsmile:
 
correct. good idea for a youtube video of some sci fi themed mocumentary similar to animal planet
 
There will also be alien incels.
 

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