Discussion I'm tthinking of escortcelling. Should I go for cheap noodle hookers or expensive white hookers?

[ilieknothing]

So where I live escortcelling is legal and regulated. So there is no risk of getting HIV or getting busted by the cops. I have done some research and there seems to be 2 types of brothels around where I live cheap noodlewhores (literally lmao) or expensive white foids. With the noodlewhores I think they were flown in and have bad English, due to this I think they are willing to do more and be less of a bitch. With the expensive white whores they are probably likely to be stuck up but they are also more likely to be cleaner and professional.

I found websites of two of the examples. The noodlewhore place is below:

Bonza Beauties - Adult Services Seven Hills & Brothel

Bonza Beauties - Classy & friendly adult entertainment services and brothel located in Seven Hills, Sydney. Adult entertainment Services Sydney.

www.bonz1.com.au

The expensive white place:

#1 Brothel in Sydney | Sydney brothel | Luxury brothel Sydney

Cleopatra's is an award winning Brothel and Escort Service in Sydney. Experience the finest Sydney Escorts and luxury adult service. Roster Updated Daily! Cleopatras Sydney | best brothel in Sydney | brothel in Western Sydney.

www.cleopatrasgentlemansclub.com.au

Both the places are comfortable driving distance from me. You can even see the difference in quality of the websites.

 

[Capable_Onion]

cheap noodlewhores (literally lmao) or expensive white foids

Don't waste your money on some cheap, disease ridden noodlewhore, that's fucking disgusting

 

[Deleted member 20195]

Don't go for anything where they don't show faces. If you must though, go for a cheap one and if shes ugly ipon arrival just leave.

 

[Arab_Incel_93]

Fellow Aussiecel here. I haven't actually escortmaxxed yet, I've thought about it but too much of a bitch to go through with it. Kinda holding onto alot of angst and resentment I had from my (failed) normie days.

It depends how often you plan on going, if it's often, maybe building some rapport with one the noodlewhores might make things cheaper and sexier long term? I get it, that the white busty blonde Aussie with big tits is gonna make your pee per super hard but it's going to cost you.

Moreover I don't think they will be stuck up because it's a professional service. Remember she had fucked 1000s of guys probably uglier than you so it's her job, you can use a website called https://www.punterplanet.com, you can see if those two fine establishments are rated.


Also I am curious how do you assume or think the logistics and mechanics of it work? Would you go at night or during the day? Do you think it's safe (not STDs more like physical safety/mogged). How will you avoid people? You walk in and tell the reception you have a booking or how does it all work?

Edit: Had a look at Cleopatra, holyfuck they actually have Arab whores there....one the same ethnicity as me, mind blown

 

[ilieknothing]

Also I am curious how do you assume or think the logistics and mechanics of it work? Would you go at night or during the day? Do you think it's safe (not STDs more like physical safety/mogged). How will you avoid people? You walk in and tell the reception you have a booking or how does it all work?

There is a FAQ section for the expensive brothel. Both the websites also list trading hours. Looking at the expensive white website it looks like there are more options at night time during the weekend. They also state that you can make a booking or just walk in.

 

[Deleted member 33827]

Don't waste your money on some cheap, disease ridden noodlewhore, that's fucking disgusting

Cope.

If he is a virgin then he should start with cheap hookers so he doesn't end up wasting his money on white whores.
Fuck noodles and gain some experience and once you're confident enough that you can fuck longer in different positions then you should try out expensive white whores.

Don't want a fellowcel to waste his money and coom prematurely. Think about it logically.

 

[xeryes29]

get a good prostitute cheap whores always have an STD

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Bonza has:
30 MIN - $80

80 Australian dollars is 50 euros! Cheap! And Australia has much higher salaries and GDP per capita than Finland (and lower taxes of course), where the price is 100 euros at least. That would be like the equivalent of 40 euros here.

 

[Caesercel]

Noodlewhore.

 

[proudweeb]

noodle. white bitches are entitled and will act displeased whole time

 

[Incline]

I dunno I would say do both jfl you might as well go all the way if you gonna escortmaxx.

 

[Honeypot]

So where I live escortcelling is legal and regulated. So there is no risk of getting HIV or getting busted by the cops. I have done some research and there seems to be 2 types of brothels around where I live cheap noodlewhores (literally lmao) or expensive white foids. With the noodlewhores I think they were flown in and have bad English, due to this I think they are willing to do more and be less of a bitch. With the expensive white whores they are probably likely to be stuck up but they are also more likely to be cleaner and professional.

I found websites of two of the examples. The noodlewhore place is below:

Bonza Beauties - Adult Services Seven Hills & Brothel

Bonza Beauties - Classy & friendly adult entertainment services and brothel located in Seven Hills, Sydney. Adult entertainment Services Sydney.

www.bonz1.com.au

The expensive white place:

#1 Brothel in Sydney | Sydney brothel | Luxury brothel Sydney

Cleopatra's is an award winning Brothel and Escort Service in Sydney. Experience the finest Sydney Escorts and luxury adult service. Roster Updated Daily! Cleopatras Sydney | best brothel in Sydney | brothel in Western Sydney.

www.cleopatrasgentlemansclub.com.au

Both the places are comfortable driving distance from me. You can even see the difference in quality of the websites.

Looks like fucking with condom is a waste of time (fucking someone who just don't like you looks like is another waste of time but whatever I'm a virgin so I don't know these things).

 

[crestfallencel]

cumskin whores are probably entitled as fuck, go with the noodles

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

White whore if you plan to do it once. Might as well fuck the hottest girl.

noodle if you want to repeatedly do it so you can save on cost