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iiiTeMpeR

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How the fuck does it go? Do you go to their place and just, fuck and leave? Is it awkward? Please escortcels tell me, I'm 18 and the average age of virginity loss is 18 in Canada, I NEED TO FEEL THE INSIDE OF A VAGINA
 
Your probably not ready yet.

Do you have a constant flow of Income/money coming to your bank, in case if you need it more, and get addicted to it? (If so then yes) Or is this the one time thing your ever going to do? (if so then no).
 
Book an hour. Then you can tell them it's your first time and they will guide you through it and it'll be nice.
 
Not worth if you don’t have good income. You could always save up for a Thailand trip.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Your probably not ready.

Do you have a constant flow of Income/money coming to your bank, in case if you need it more, and get addicted to it? (If so then yes) Or is this the one time thing you're ever going to do? (if so then no).

I feel like I would get addicted to it since its better then my hand and girls irl ignore me, I think I will have to wait till I get a job, and essentially treat as rent, were I reserve $100 a month for escorts, at least I can live a better life that way


theultimate341 said:
Not worth if you don’t have good income. You could always save up for a Thailand trip.

go on...
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
I feel like I would get addicted to it since its better then my hand and girls irl ignore me, I think I will have to wait till I get a job, and essentially treat as rent, were I reserve $100 a month for escorts, at least I can live a better life that way. 

Yes, I think thats better, another user mentioned going on a Thai trip. But I imagine, they'd be more quality, and tested prostitutes in Canada. Plus, you'd have to save up for a flight, and do it all in one ago, when you could at least go like every two weeks, or a month to your local brothel (on a consistent basis).
 
I think you should..it's mostly legal there in Canada,sex is best when you are young because of hormones. My first escort was a few days before my 21 bd and I wish I did it earlier. I def do NOT have any regrets since I am certified truecel and would have offed myself by 22 if I didnt have female contact.

It is very wierd at 1st! You go in basically make small talk and assure her you are cool/not psycho/police. Get the money out of the way and then clothes come off and bang.

My suggestion is to tell her right away that this is your 1st, she will show you what to do and it's going to be obvious you are a virgin anyway ganrenteed!

If you are serious, find a review site for your area and get a good hooker for your 1st time. Reviewed hookers cost more but it's worth it cause you know what you will get.

Like others said your craving g for pussy will be 1000x worse after getting some
 
theultimate341 said:
Thailand is one of the best places to go if you want you fuck prostitutes for cheap.
 
iiiTeMpeR said:
idkwattodowithlife said:
Your probably not ready.
Do you have a constant flow of Income/money coming to your bank, in case if you need it more, and get addicted to it? (If so then yes) Or is this the one time thing you're ever going to do? (if so then no).
I feel like I would get addicted to it since its better then my hand and girls irl ignore me, I think I will have to wait till I get a job, and essentially treat as rent, were I reserve $100 a month for escorts, at least I can live a better life that way


theultimate341 said:
Not worth if you don’t have good income. You could always save up for a Thailand trip.
go on...


Thailand’s a great place to fuck prostitutes for cheap
 
hookers in thailand? girls are free there if you're white, you should only go if u are white
 
I think every incel should because it wil helpl the ones that are just scared of pussy to get over it and escape this awful condition..
 
BlackpilledTruecel said:
hookers in thailand? girls are free there if you're white, you should only go if u are white

That’s true
 
You're 18. As genuine advice, give it some time. You're still in your teens, I just personally wouldn't recommend it. That said, sex itself is pretty much meaningless so if you're really inclined to escortcell then go ahead.
 
I'll second the save up and go to Thailand option. You can fuck them without a condom there often which feels a lot better. You can also get the girl to stay all night for cheap.
 
me too. i planned it out several times but im terrified of looking like a perv irl
 
Escortcels should just fuck off from this site.
 
Escortcelling is tantamount to giving up. Its better to end yourself than to regularly escortcel.
 
7339er said:
Escortcelling is tantamount to giving up. Its better to end yourself than to regularly escortcel.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.
 
All escorts have aids.
 
Lol you 18 dont worry youre still young.
 
Slightly better option than hand is a fleshlight
 
I guess there has to be some kind of weird forum on the internet where people are more experienced with scorts and can give u advice
 
do u live in a country with legal brothels?
 
NekoStance said:
Book an hour. Then you can tell them it's your first time and they will guide you through it and it'll be nice.

lol when i went to a hooker, after the session, from what she said and implied she could tell i was a virgin not just from my subhuman face but pretty much everything that radiates from me. she was literally like " at least this is good practice for when you have sex with women teehee, bla bla bla tinder.

to top it all off i couldnt even get hard and i wasted money, its over.

i will admit she did give it a good go to try and make me nut
 
PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
lol when i went to a hooker, after the session, from what she said and implied she could tell i was a virgin not just from my subhuman face but pretty much everything that radiates from me. she was literally like " at least this is good practice for when you have sex with women teehee, bla bla bla tinder.

to top it all off i couldnt even get hard and i wasted money, its over.

i will admit she did give it a good go to try and make me nut

suic fuel
 
PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
lol when i went to a hooker, after the session, from what she said and implied she could tell i was a virgin not just from my subhuman face but pretty much everything that radiates from me. she was literally like " at least this is good practice for when you have sex with women teehee, bla bla bla tinder.

to top it all off i couldnt even get hard and i wasted money, its over.

i will admit she did give it a good go to try and make me nut

This virgin geek does a decent job of fucking this porn whore prostitute:

https://m.xhamster.com/videos/geek-boy-creampies-me-8403494

You gotta mire his courage to go ahead and do that shit

he must have thought, "Fuck it IDGAF anymore, imma lose my v, imma fuck her on camera!'
good attitude tbh, if you really wanna lose v
 
The thought of going to an escort fills me with dread, I know I'd be nervous as fuck and would struggle to get hard/stay hard. I should have done it years ago in hindsight, but I thought I'd find a girlfriend or at least chances of casual sex. But the months, years, decades kept passing by.
 

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