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I’m the perfect guy

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cantTieMyShoes

Greycel
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to be honest, I’m the perfect guy. And you must be a stupid fucking bitch to not see how much of a catch I am.
 
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But can you tie your shoes though ?
 
Supreme gentleman detected
 
You're perfect, but I can tie my shoes.
 
We were all born with the greatest potential for romance but lack the physical genetics to acquire it. We’re all great people that became bitter through our pain. I don’t apologize for my hatred when my existence is constantly ignored
 
So did I before junior high. I learned to tie my shoelaces in junior high school.
You think you're better than me? Mr tied shoes?
 
You think you're better than me? Mr tied shoes?
I just want to say that I used to be clumsy, too, because my parents didn't teach me how to tie my shoelaces, so I only wore Velcro shoes until junior high school teacher taught me to tie knots. The knot I tie is ugly and slow. I just happened to meet a patient teacher, otherwise I couldn't learn to tie my shoelaces. I never feel that I am better than anyone else, since I am also on this forum, we are actually the same, have their own different problems. You can't tie your shoes. I'm 5'3''. I'm probably a lot worse than you. You can scold me if I offend you. I can't read English, so it doesn't matter.
 
I just want to say that I used to be clumsy, too, because my parents didn't teach me how to tie my shoelaces, so I only wore Velcro shoes until junior high school teacher taught me to tie knots. The knot I tie is ugly and slow. I just happened to meet a patient teacher, otherwise I couldn't learn to tie my shoelaces. I never feel that I am better than anyone else, since I am also on this forum, we are actually the same, have their own different problems. You can't tie your shoes. I'm 5'3''. I'm probably a lot worse than you. You can scold me if I offend you. I can't read English, so it doesn't matter.
Mogs me
 

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