I’m sorry world, if I hurt you.

[UltraFayJr.]

I ORDERED 2 MCFLURRYS ON DOORDASH AND THE DRIVER WENT TO MY PORCH STOOD THERE FOR A COUPLE MINUTES AND THEN LEFT AND RIPPED ME OFF!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO! MY 8 DOLLARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!!..........is this life, a man can’t get his ice cream without someone or something interfereing it. What happened to the world, or was it always like this. Do I not deserve a tasty treat? Did I do something wrong? Why oh why would someone do such EVIL things to a poor guy like me?.......I’m gonna order something else?

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Mcdonalds has delivery ?

Yeah, In the US thru DoorDash

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Rasengan the driver's ass.

 

[WarriorSkull]

2 McFlurries, but only 1 incel? How decadent.

 

[Swagwaffle]

Were u going to put ur dick inside the other mcflurry

 

[UltraFayJr.]

Were u going to put ur dick inside the other mcflurry

R.I.P.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

You didn't came out to give him the money directly ? You had it coming tbh.

 

[UltraFayJr.]

You didn't came out to give him the money directly ? You had it coming tbh.

No, I paid for it online. He(or she) came to my porch in their car. Stood there(they usually they knock my door) and just drove off and claimed they delivered it to me online. But, if you're wondering, I survived this horrific trauma. I get PTSD sometimes for not getting my delicious treat. But as you can see by the date of this post, It has been some time since the incident. I've eaten many ice cream treats since, and I'm satisfied.

 

[Void]

Lol try having UPS trying to deliver anything to ur house.

 

[landlessincel]

they bring it to you if you call them

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I used the Canadian variant of that and ordered Popeyes. I walked up to the guy while wearing my cum encrusted pants grabbed the food and didn’t tip him

 

[Juxtaposition6]

You got Dattebayo'd for sure boyo.

 

[Brahcel]

How much extra does that cost. Cant u say u didnt get it. Idk what he did. Let it melt?

 

[Deleted member 11015]

It never began for mcflurrycels