SuicideFuel I'm so ugly it made my dad leave my mom.

[Coyote Cooch]

I honestly think that when I was born, my dad took one look at me and nope'd the fuck out. apparently my parents were in love or whatever until the day I was born, then my dad changed and he just left while I was still a baby. I've never met him, he's never reached out to me, and he somehow avoided paying child support the whole time I was a minor.

my mom doesn't even talk about him. ever. what little I know is from my aunty. but I've seen what I looked like as a baby, and I was just as deformed then as I am now. he probably thought I was gonna be retarded (true) and disabled and need a bunch of extra care or something. I don't fucking know.

sometimes I think about trying to track him down just to ask him why he left to confirm it, but maybe there'd be no point.

 

[ai_cel]

Plot twist: he wasn't the father

 

[Coyote Cooch]

Plot twist: he wasn't the father

oh shit I never even considered that.

 

[Cuckoja]

Maybe he wasnt ready to be afather

 

[ImperialArk]

Brutal

 

[Coyote Cooch]

Maybe he wasnt ready to be afather

supposedly he seemed excited to be until the day I was born.

 

[Coyote Cooch]

Brutal

 

[Glassness]

genuine joker origin story

 

[Coyote Cooch]

This statement is brutal on so many levels I can't even fully comprehend the implications

it's really got me thinking.

 

[Cuckoja]

Brutal

supposedly he seemed excited to be until the day I was born.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

sometimes I think about trying to track him down just to ask him why he left to confirm it, but maybe there'd be no point.

I'd punch that nigga in the face (in GTA VI), or at least confront him. And then he could pay me what he owes me. Alimony/damages, whatever. Fucking sexhaver. They can fuck, and then they'll leave if they don't like the result. It's almost the same as foids who have abortions or throw their babies in the trash.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

But do a paternity test first, because maybe he isn't the father, as some people here have suggested.
If he is, then confront the nigga, like I said. Of course, you have to get hold of DNA somehow.

 

[AdolfRizzler]

my dad took one look at me and nope'd the fuck out.

plot twist: your father is a nigger

 

[Sir Waco]

But do a paternity test first, because maybe he isn't the father, as some people here have suggested.

how do you do a paternity test on a person that might as well not exist

 

[mariomariuss]

Plot twist: he wasn't the father

either way its brutal

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

how do you do a paternity test on a person that might as well not exist

Of course, that's difficult to do when you have absolutely no idea who might be the father. I assumed there was at least some suspicion as to who it might be.

 

[Itsoverm8]

BRUTAL!!

 

[Coyote Cooch]

I'd punch that nigga in the face (in GTA VI), or at least confront him. And then he could pay me what he owes me. Alimony/damages, whatever. Fucking sexhaver. They can fuck, and then they'll leave if they don't like the result. It's almost the same as foids who have abortions or throw their babies in the trash.

But do a paternity test first, because maybe he isn't the father, as some people here have suggested.
If he is, then confront the nigga, like I said. Of course, you have to get hold of DNA somehow.

DNA from his blood on my knuckles (in Battlefield 6).

 

[Coyote Cooch]

plot twist: your father is a nigger

absolutely fucking not.

 

[Coyote Cooch]

Of course, that's difficult to do when you have absolutely no idea who might be the father. I assumed there was at least some suspicion as to who it might be.

maybe if I talk to my aunty more I could figure something out, but so far, I literally have zero idea. I don't think it could be anyone I've ever met or heard of. probably lives in another province now or something.

 

[Smiggles]

Villain origin story?

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

maybe if I talk to my aunty more I could figure something out, but so far, I literally have zero idea. I don't think it could be anyone I've ever met or heard of. probably lives in another province now or something.

Then go ahead and find that nigga.

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

DNA from his blood on my knuckles (in Battlefield 6).

Would be a possibility (in Battlefield 6).

 

[TimeMachineOrLDAR]

 

[Judge Holden]

I honestly think that when I was born, my dad took one look at me and nope'd the fuck out. apparently my parents were in love or whatever until the day I was born, then my dad changed and he just left while I was still a baby. I've never met him, he's never reached out to me, and he somehow avoided paying child support the whole time I was a minor.

my mom doesn't even talk about him. ever. what little I know is from my aunty. but I've seen what I looked like as a baby, and I was just as deformed then as I am now. he probably thought I was gonna be retarded (true) and disabled and need a bunch of extra care or something. I don't fucking know.

sometimes I think about trying to track him down just to ask him why he left to confirm it, but maybe there'd be no point.

I ruined my parents' lives before I was born jfl

 

[spongysleight]

Yeah he probably isn't your father. But this theorizing is only useful if your mom was telling the truth about them actually being in love etc.

 

[Vittum]

Based