Venting I'm so fucking pathetic…

[Deleted member 677]

I just came all over my bedsheets after having the most beta masturbatory fantasy.

I took a screenshot of the face of some qt3.14 from my school and pretended to kiss her passionately. (I was just kissing my screen)
Since she was doing a kissy-face in the photo, so my fantasies were so realistic. I dragged my phone across my face, jaw, and neck and pretended she was kissing them and giving me a hickey. I was even whispering "I love you" during the action.
I had one of the strongest ejaculations ever. After I finished, I lay down on my back and touched my forehead with the screen; pretending she was kissing it.

OH. MY. GOSH I want to experience this in real life so badly.
I wonder how many 16-year-olds haven't even been kissed yet. In my school, it's probably <5%.
I WANT IT SO BADLY. I WANT IT MORE THAN SEX. I JUST WANT TO FEEL A GIRL'S LIPS TOUCH ME. JUST ONCE! ANYWHERE! EVEN ON MY HAIR OR MY WRIST. PLEASE.

 

[Yoyo]

u and i should be banned.

@SergeantIncel Ban us

 

[_incelinside]

Just get a waifu

 

[KyloRen]

Yeah, that's taking it a bit too far.

Nevertheless, I'd be lying if I said I never fantasized about such things. I routinely kiss my pillow and thrust into the bed.

If you think it's bad now that you're in HS, wait until you're nearing uni graduation.

 

[Robtical]

Femoids are ruthless, if they see your desperation they will taunt you even more, do not expose your weakness to them.

 

[Deleted member 677]

u and i should be banned.

@SergeantIncel Ban us

Fuck off. I like it here.

 

[Yoyo]

Fuck off. I like it here.

k

 

[IronMike]

now wipe yourself up, and join us back in reality.

 

[Weirdcel]

Not really pathetic. Just a natural desire.

 

[Sadist]

Dam this would be funny if it weren't so relatable (I never done this tho kek just wish I could kiss a girl bald too). It only gets worse after high school, you think its bad being kisses there imagine uni.

 

[IronMike]

while your laying in soiled bedsheets, chad is laying with stacy who is soiling his bedsheets

 

[KyloRen]

while your laying in soiled bedsheets, chad is laying with stacy who is soiling his bedsheets

 

[Haywire]

in my first sex dream i had last night in months i couldnt even get to the fucking part i woke up

 

[Panda]

16
Virgins are a majority at 16 ffs

 

[Deleted member 677]

16
Virgins are a majority at 16 ffs

You poor fool.

 

[KingOfRome]

Escort.

As a rule, escorts don't kiss their clients, but you can sneak in a peck if you're polite and hygienic enough.

 

[heroinfather]

damn, if you really are that miserable at 15 i can't imagine what you're gonna do in Uni. i actually hope your looksmaxxing goes well, stay strong

 

[Indari]

being ashamed about it is omega cuck behavior

 

[Deleted member 677]

damn, if you really are that miserable at 15

Are you trying to roast me?

 

[Mr Joyboy]

You don't have to tell anyone about this.

 

[freedom]

16
Virgins are a majority at 16 ffs

Maybe so, but most people have girlfriends, and the Chads usually aren't virgins, because girls are really slutty at that age.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

now wipe yourself up, and join us back in reality.

 

[heroinfather]

Are you trying to roast me?

no actually it was more my condolences, when i was 15 i was miserable over being bullied not inceldom

 

[Deleted member 677]

no actually it was more my condolences, when i was 15 i was miserable over being bullied not inceldom

Falsely minimizing someone's age is usually done to roast them.

 

[heroinfather]

Falsely minimizing someone's age is usually done to roast them.

well you said awhile ago ur 15, and mentioning ur age is pretty relevant in your case seeing as most 15 year olds are bluepilled to the bone

 

[Minjaze]

Holy shit, are you me? I also did the whole screen kissing thing, imagined me and a girl having awkward yet passionate virgin sex for the first time. Ended up cumming when I imagined her saying "I love you"

It's over for us brother.

 

[Haywire]

I think this is pretty common i did the same when i was a teenager

 

[Deleted member 677]

well you said awhile ago ur 15, and mentioning ur age is pretty relevant in your case seeing as most 15 year olds are bluepilled to the bone

One year ago, Sadness said he was 15, now in this post he says he's 16.

Which is it?

 

[heroinfather]

One year ago, Sadness said he was 15, now in this post he says he's 16.

Which is it?

wtf are u talking about jfl

 

[redwater]

YOU'RE IN HIGHSCHOOL. plus no wonder you can't get a gf, you obviously need help.I hope your parents find out about you calling yourself an incel and sending you to to AT LEAST therapy.

 

[St.Tropez]

Kids really shouldn't post here.
Not saying ur struggle isnt real but u wre cementing ur future.

And getting a gf at that age is about 100 times easier than getting a gf at 25+.
You will realize this too late.

 

[Deleted member]

YOU'RE IN HIGHSCHOOL. plus no wonder you can't get a gf, you obviously need help.I hope your parents find out about you calling yourself an incel and sending you to to AT LEAST therapy.

and you are atrocious at pretending to be an incel. someone kindly check this guy's post history out and get rid of him. the only thing he seems to post is "u look fine bro" "go to therapy bro" "lol girls dont care about height bro" "normies at least have sex unlilke u lol" etc.

 

[scrub]

Lol, this is legit 1 step away from being a cuckold. You're literally praising women, pathetic.

 

[malakai]

I’m sorry, but this is next level pathetic. I think I’d put beastiality above this. You need a prostitute STAT

 

[Deleted member 677]

Lol, this is legit 1 step away from being a cuckold. You're literally praising women, pathetic.

How is that "praising women"? And how is masturbating one step away from being the husband of an adulterous wife?

I’m sorry, but this is next level pathetic. I think I’d put beastiality above this. You need a prostitute STAT

Prostitutes don't kiss their clients.

 

[malakai]

I’m going to get shit on for this, 16 is too young for being an incel.
Kanye shrug

 

[scrub]

How is that "praising women"? And how is masturbating one step away from being the husband of an adulterous wife?

There is nothing wrong with masturbation but kissing your phone is just pathetic.

 

[malakai]

How is that "praising women"? And how is masturbating one step away from being the husband of an adulterous wife?

Prostitutes don't kiss their clients.

Ask for girlfriend experience

 

[scrub]

I’m going to get shit on for this, 16 is too young for being an incel.
Kanye shrug

Yeah, 16 is too young, he is fucking himself over and he doesn't even know it yet, he is guaranteeing himself that he'll be an Uber autist in his adult life.

 

[malakai]

Glad someone agrees. I’m not saying I’m a normie, but I was a skeleton uglycel at 16. So much happens that writing yourself off at 16 is just too unfair, even for us. Log out, OP

 

[soypiller]

Damn dude. Just forget about girls

 

[Infinitecel98]

Seems fake... how can you cum from just that without jerking it? I don't think I would get that much pleasure from kissing since I am low T or maybe just hate femoids, you would extremely likely experience a kiss more intensely than the 95% of people in your school who experienced it

Not gonna lie btw. this is top kek cringe and truly pathetic... literally no one else has done this

 

[Infinitecel98]

Redwater is a 100% blue pilled moron who says the dumbest thing he can about every slightly controversial thread, I really hope he gets banned

 

[Infinitecel98]

Are you trying to roast me?

He just insults people for no reason at all

 

[malakai]

He just insults people for no reason at all

You’re newer than most members and have the nerve to call people out on being bluepilled and fake. Not everyone wants to see a kid fail

Fuck ofd

 

[redwater]

and you are atrocious at pretending to be an incel. someone kindly check this guy's post history out and get rid of him. the only thing he seems to post is "u look fine bro" "go to therapy bro" "lol girls dont care about height bro" "normies at least have sex unlilke u lol" etc.[/QUOTE
and the prpblem?

Redwater is a 100% blue pilled moron who says the dumbest thing he can about every slightly controversial thread, I really hope he gets banned

I'm a moron because I don't agree with everything you have to say?

 

[Hunter]

stop wacking off kid

 

[Deleted member 677]

Seems fake... how can you cum from just that without jerking it? I don't think I would get that much pleasure from kissing since I am low T or maybe just hate femoids, you would extremely likely experience a kiss more intensely than the 95% of people in your school who experienced it

Not gonna lie btw. this is top kek cringe and truly pathetic... literally no one else has done this

I was jerking it.

 

[Infinitecel98]

I was jerking it.

And imagining that you're having sex with her? That she is jerking you off while you kiss?

 

[Infinitecel98]

I feel like I should be really jealous of you, I haven't masturbated in 2 months and am somehow desensitized so I see anyone having any sexual pleasure as a chad