Nahhh gang I’m beyond cooked 
got absolutely negative infinity aura, negative rizz, unemployment buff, cursed spawn, whole starter pack is chalked 
I be seeing bad shordies irl n my goofy ahh brain instantly be like “yeah lil bro, ts is NOT in the script” ain’t no DLC, ain’t no side quest, ain’t no secret ending then chat be spawning couples every 5 seconds like it’s a limited-time event mf algorithm got me in spectator mode whole lobby duo queued while I’m out here solo queuing getting diffed by existence 
bro really loaded into life on nightmare difficulty, devs forgot my patch notes, aura in the negatives, canon event every time I step outside ts got me tweaking like “yeah chat… it’s actually so over”
got absolutely negative infinity aura, negative rizz, unemployment buff, cursed spawn, whole starter pack is chalked I be seeing bad shordies irl n my goofy ahh brain instantly be like “yeah lil bro, ts is NOT in the script” ain’t no DLC, ain’t no side quest, ain’t no secret ending then chat be spawning couples every 5 seconds like it’s a limited-time event mf algorithm got me in spectator mode whole lobby duo queued while I’m out here solo queuing getting diffed by existence bro really loaded into life on nightmare difficulty, devs forgot my patch notes, aura in the negatives, canon event every time I step outside ts got me tweaking like “yeah chat… it’s actually so over” 
