I'm scared of my own penis

[Deleted member 818]

I grew up in America, where most men have had sex already. It’s a rite of passage, mostly, like alcohol and weed.

I want to have sex. I want to see what it’s like. But I feel like I’m running out of time. I feel like I’m missing out. And even if I did I’ve always been so afraid of my penis that I wouldn’t dare touch it or even put a condom on. I can’t stand the thought of someone enveloping me like that.

My mind wants to. My mind is ready. But my body isn’t. If I touch the outside of down there, I feel pain.

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Try vyvanse

 

[NEETard]

Wear a strap on

 

[Patches]

nice copypasta

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

My penis has a mind of its own. It talks to me sometimes.

 

[Cowcel]

My penis has a mind of its own. It talks to me sometimes.

What does it tell you?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

What does it tell you?

On good days it talks to me about life. I even ask it questions on major decisions. Its pretty pleasant

But on bad days it really negative.

If I masturbate more thsn 4 times then it gets really angry

 

[Deleted member 19079]

I'm scared of my own penis

 

[radishman]

Blame your parents for cutting the skin off.

 

[Cowcel]

On good days it talks to me about life. I even ask it questions on major decisions. Its pretty pleasant

But on bad days it really negative.

If I masturbate more thsn 4 times then it gets really angry

Is it blackpilled about life?

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Is it blackpilled about life?

When I'm not horny its blackpilled.

But when I am it spouts blue pill shit.

Like calling women goddesses and shit. Unbelievably blue pilled stuff.

 

[Cowcel]

When I'm not horny its blackpilled.

But when I am it spouts blue pill shit.

Like calling women goddesses and shit. Unbelievably blue pilled stuff.

Brutal how he turns into a cuck so easily