RageFuel I'm PISSED that I always get the Gay Male Barber That Washes My Hair

[CursedMutantSoul]

My mom always books me appointments to get my haircut. It's this salen place that also washes my hair as well (my mom wants it done that way). There are some very attractive girls there but I ALWAYS end up with a FAG with painted nails. When they wash my hair in the sink they run their fingers and hands through my hair to clean it and I just think "FUUUUUUUCK WHY CANT I GET A STACY TO DO THIS".

Maybe it's for the best because if I did I'd have a massive rocket boner and that would be embarassing, but either way I'd much prefer it because then I'd go home and jerk off to the sensory memory.

I'm too high inhib to say "hey... can i have HER as my hairdresser" instead because they'd know exactly why and think im a creep.

 

[SewerGoat]

Maybe he has a thing for you

 

[Rezar_En_La_Ventana]

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Maybe he has a thing for you

I think it's just my mom always books it for a certain time since he's always the one behind the counter when i go. But I want to somehow find out when the Stacys work and get them

 

[D. B. Gooner]

I literally avoided a solon I was planning on going to because the owner was a woman in her 20s, I could not chat with a woman for 20mins while she touches up my norwood 2, that's a humiliation ritual.

I went to this 70yo lady who called me "sweetheart".

 

[literallyretarded]

My mom always books me appointments to get my haircut. It's this salen place that also washes my hair as well (my mom wants it done that way). There are some very attractive girls there but I ALWAYS end up with a FAG with painted nails. When they wash my hair in the sink they run their fingers and hands through my hair to clean it and I just think "FUUUUUUUCK WHY CANT I GET A STACY TO DO THIS".

Maybe it's for the best because if I did I'd have a massive rocket boner and that would be embarassing, but either way I'd much prefer it because then I'd go home and jerk off to the sensory memory.

I'm too high inhib to say "hey... can i have HER as my hairdresser" instead because they'd know exactly why and think im a creep.

disgusting i would never let a fag touch me

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

I literally avoided a solon I was planning on going to because the owner was a woman in her 20s, I could not chat with a woman for 20mins while she touches up my norwood 2, that's a humiliation ritual.

I went to this 70yo lady who called me "sweetheart".

WTF I would love that. Especially if she was hot I'd just enjoy the sensation of her touching my face, the feeling of her putting her hand under my chin to lift my head sends that eletric ZING through my body. Under the apron i always have a rock hard boner when I have a hot barber.

I remember like twice in my life i had an actual rocket barber it was when i was a horny teenager and i almost jizzed when she put her hands on my cheeks to level my face. I kept twitching intentionally so she'd touch my face.

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

disgusting i would never let a fag touch me

Ok but my mom is making me get the haircut so what do i do say "sorry, hot girls only"

 

[literallyretarded]

Ok but my mom is making me get the haircut so what do i do say "sorry, hot girls only"

just say you dont want to wash your hair

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

just say you dont want to wash your hair

I did one time and she got pissed

 

[literallyretarded]

I did one time and she got pissed

damn well ig you'll just have a fag washing your hair forever maybe he has a thing for you and thats why he keeps being the one to wash your hair idk.

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

damn well ig you'll just have a fag washing your hair forever maybe he has a thing for you and thats why he keeps being the one to wash your hair idk.

Lmao

 

[literallyretarded]

Lmao

its over does he say anything weird to you

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

its over does he say anything weird to you

No he doesn’t but I still would rather have a hot girl than a gay dude don’t hair

 

[Lonly ghost]

Why do you go to the hair salon with your mom ?

Go alone once and see if a woman might wash your hair instead.

 

[CursedMutantSoul]

Why do you go to the hair salon with your mom ?

Go alone once and see if a woman might wash your hair instead.

Why do you go with your mom?