I'm not suicidal but I do want to be murdered ASAP

[FACEandLMS]

I'm too chicken to do it and fail but if someone were to kill me on the spot, I'd be fine with it.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Same

 

[Kointo1]

Do it on impulse. You will back out if you plan it out.

 

[/pol/cel]

We cant have you dying on us you make great videos.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

We cant have you dying on us you make great videos.

That's true

 

[Götterdämmerung]

I'd do it if I had a gun, every other method seems too painful.

 

[/pol/cel]

I'd do it if I had a gun, every other method seems too painful.

Just overdose on sleeping pills or go with carbon monoxide poisoning

 

[Kointo1]

Just overdose on sleeping pills or go with carbon monoxide poisoning

Those are both painful.

 

[Captvic]

Seriously. Someone would be doing me a favor by murdering me. I'm too pussy to hurt my family by committing suicide. If I could hire an anonymous Hitman I would

 

[Deleted member 2901]

Those are both painful.

Nope, CO poisoning is completely painless. Also Nembutal or Oxycodone OD are painless

 

[/pol/cel]

Seriously. Someone would be doing me a favor by murdering me. I'm too pussy to hurt my family by committing suicide. If I could hire an anonymous Hitman I would

This could be a lucrative enterprise. Consent backed killing of people to afraid to kill thenselves, for a reasonable fee.

 

[Kointo1]

Nope, CO poisoning is completely painless. Also Nembutal or Oxycodone OD are painless

I'd still prefer a gun shot. There's no way of backing out and there's no panic.

 

[Deleted member 2901]

I'd still prefer a gun shot. There's no way of backing out and there's no panic.

Agreed. Sadly no guns available in my country though.

 

[Kointo1]

Agreed. Sadly no guns available in my country though.

Good thing I live in the US of A. All I need to do is go to Texas and get a gun from Walmart.

 

[death knight]

Wish I could commit suicide but I am too much of a coward. Wish I would get killed but in a super fast way so that I never know what happened to me.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

you described my situation perfectly

 

[QuantumDummy]

We understand.

 

[Indari]

finish ur video series before you die. wdf is this 1.1/2/3/4 shit? does it have an ending?