Last night on my way home to my sad, empty house, the bus seat next to me was empty like always (despite the rest of the bus being completely full- odd). I had my earphones in, looking out the window, almost felt like i was in a music video lolz, it was quite scenic. that's when something really, really unexpected happened. you see, I'm not the most attractive man, not the tallest, don't have the deepest voice, so it makes sense that none of these women think twice when they look my way (except to insult me inside their heads i would assume), in fact, i don't think I've spoken to a woman who isn't my mother, grandmother or sister in... well... years! if it were not for my favorite streamers i would have forgotten the softness of their voices, the way the words roll so delicately from their tongues. they really are gorgeous, despite their horrible insides. this is why when i heard one of these soft voices (for the first time directed at me) my heart nearly jumped right out of my chest. i took one earphone out as my head shot towards it's direction. i couldn't believe it. standing there, was the most breath taking woman i have ever seen. large chest, tiny waist rolling into wide hips. it was all accentuated by the revealing outfit she wore (slut) denim shorts and a crop top. my eyes must have bulged. i felt like i could faint at any moment. that's when it repeated itself, asking "is this seat taken?". the seat? the one beside.... me?? she couldn't be serious. this couldn't be happening. but i promise you, fellow men, this story is entirely, 100%, true. i couldn't find the words, but i didn't want her to leave, her eyes looked me up and down with confusion. i muttered out a "no", barely even a squeak. and with that, she sat. i couldn't take it. i have never turned away so fast in my life as i felt a rush of ecstasy flood my body. my hands shot to my pants. no... nononononono! NO! this couldn't be!!!! what the FUCK have i done. there is no way she wouldn't notice.
i had defiled my very own pants. there was so much, i didn't even know it was possible to produce that much... i tried my hardest to cover my pants, ripping off my hoodie in an attempt to wrap it over my waist but... it was too late. she had seen. she screeched. "what the fuck!" she yelled, bolting up from her seat. she called me such horrible names. freak, weirdo. they truly are all the same, aren't they? i mean, what did she expect?? walking in here looking like that, then asking to SIT next to ME. what else was supposed to happen??????? i can't believe it. anyway, this is why i have to get my license now. i'm not allowed on public transport anymore. fucking bitches
i had defiled my very own pants. there was so much, i didn't even know it was possible to produce that much... i tried my hardest to cover my pants, ripping off my hoodie in an attempt to wrap it over my waist but... it was too late. she had seen. she screeched. "what the fuck!" she yelled, bolting up from her seat. she called me such horrible names. freak, weirdo. they truly are all the same, aren't they? i mean, what did she expect?? walking in here looking like that, then asking to SIT next to ME. what else was supposed to happen??????? i can't believe it. anyway, this is why i have to get my license now. i'm not allowed on public transport anymore. fucking bitches
