I'm Living Proof that Honey Doesn't Attract Women

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I currently have about 6,000,000 bees in 110 hives housed, and will likely become a full time beekeeper in the next 2-4 years. Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for honey, they get wet for Chad.

Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:

- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality

Notice that I didn't include honey? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A beeless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while an experienced beekeepeer like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.

Anyone who claims that honey will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.

 

[ollie]

I currently have about 6,000,000 bees in 110 hives housed, and will likely become a full time beekeeper in the next 2-4 years. Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for honey, they get wet for Chad.

Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:

- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality

Notice that I didn't include honey? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A penniless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while an affluent beekeepeer like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.

Anyone who claims that honey will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.

JuSt bEe YouRSelF11!!!

i didn't understand that post. sorry!!

 

[Justdone]

 

[BRCel123]

JFL good thread it was funny to read it ngl

 

[Animecel2D]

i didn't understand that post. sorry!!

 

[dirtykombatcel]

cool

 

[KingChemist]

But what about saving the bees!?! Surely someone must care right?

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

But what about saving the bees!?! Surely someone must care right?

It's the wild bees in danger, not the domesticated ones. Don't fall for big honey.

 

[HumbleandWise]

Have to be chad to keep bees sry
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp0N5PJxamE

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Have to be chad to keep bees sry
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp0N5PJxamE

@turbocuckcel_7000

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

@turbocuckcel_7000

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARmqJ0k0rCQ

 

[Tiredpoorcel]

Bzz
View: https://youtu.be/zZyPgY0AX2E

 

[Sadandangrycel]

Brutal

 

[KingChemist]

It's the wild bees in danger, not the domesticated ones. Don't fall for big honey.

Ah I see now... thanks for the clarification.

 

[0Energy0Happyness]

Honeys me

 

[sexratiocel]

That was an enjoyable read; thank you OP.

 

[Snarvindur]

Your wife will call you honey only if you’re a chad.

 

[HamudiJr]