Gyros_Pretcel
19th c. Church of Hamlossus high priest contender
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[UWSL]I currently have about 6,000,000 bees in 110 hives housed, and will likely become a full time beekeeper in the next 2-4 years. Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for honey, they get wet for [/UWSL]Chad.
Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:
- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality
Notice that I didn't include honey? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A beeless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while an experienced beekeepeer like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.
Anyone who claims that honey will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.
Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:
- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality
Notice that I didn't include honey? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A beeless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while an experienced beekeepeer like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.
Anyone who claims that honey will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.
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