LifeFuel I'm like a pedo at a playground...

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Brocels, I can't contain my excitement right now. I saved up religiously for the past 6-7 months plus I am getting paid at the end of the month. I plan to escortmaxx for two weeks straight . Different toilets of all shapes and sizes. I can finally imitate chads power(being able to get laid at his convenience). Once I leave my cucked job(Mid or late July, I'm currently on my mid term holidays) I will go back to Uni and sleep with at least 14 women.


I feel like a pedo at a playground

I have escortmaxxed once(back in early March, wasn't a good XPerience. I almost got robbed) but I just need to some tips to safely do it. I don't know if I should meet up at their place or mine. Any escortcel that can give a detailed guide to escortmaxx safely
@ADHD_cel

 

[Shrek]

I can finally imitate chads power

Chad doesn't fuck with a condom on

. Any escortcel that can give a detailed guide to escortmaxx safely

Not escortcel but if you're american it's OvER just go to Germany better.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Chad doesn't fuck with a condom on


Not escortcel but if you're american it's OvER just go to Germany better.

Yeah that's why I said, "I can imitate his power". I live in South Africa(It's a shithole) so escortmaxxing is relatively cheap R500-R700($27,50 - $38,50)

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I hope this will make you happier and not more depressed

 

[ilieknothing]

Yeah that's why I said, "I can imitate his power". I live in South Africa(It's a shithole) so escortmaxxing is relatively cheap R500-R700($27,50 - $38,50)

Is it with sheboons or cumskin whores?

 

[Celius]

Fucking normies.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

I hope this will make you happier and not more depressed

Hopefully

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Is it with sheboons or cumskin whores?

sheboons unfortunately, cumskin toilets cost a fortune in my country

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Fucking normies.

?

 

[Antifem Lord]

give me some goddamn money

 

[ilieknothing]

sheboons unfortunately, cumskin toilets cost a fortune in my country

Here as well which is strange because cumskin toilets are the overwhelming majority

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Have fun

 

[Praise the Sun]

Escorting in South Africa sounds sketchy as fuck. You should probably try to find a profressional looking brothel. Going to prostitutes homes sounds dangerous, some Niggas could rob you.

 

[sauruman24]

You almost got robbed the first time? You're brave as fuck for trying again. Aren't there legal brothels in SA?

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Escorting in South Africa sounds sketchy as fuck. You should probably try to find a profressional looking brothel. Going to prostitutes homes sounds dangerous, some Niggas could rob you.

Nope prostitution is illegal in South Africa. Brocels sound way more dangerous tbh but I don't know any unless there are any South Africacels that know where brothels are located in Bloemfontein?

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

You almost got robbed the first time? You're brave as fuck for trying again. Aren't there legal brothels in SA?

You aren't allowed in the guest house unless the toilet tells management to let you in. So I was waiting in the night(15+ min) on a street that is notorious for it's crime(People are always getting robbed on this road) with a phone R750 in my pocket. I could've died kek.

 

[Murder Mario]

You’re like a pedo at a playground except you have to fuck old used up roasties with loose cunts instead of sexy virgin little girls with tight pussies.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

You’re like a pedo at a playground except you have to fuck old used up roasties with loose cunts instead of sexy virgin little girls with tight pussies.

I don't really think about that tbh. I am only mimicking a fraction of Chads power. I will never get virgins or undamaged toilets, so I'm going for the next best thing. I'm trying to be more optimistic

 

[dungeondragon]

Interesting metaphor
My desire for sex is almost zero, so escorts don't have utility for me. I look forward to hearing your experiences if things go as planned.

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[jddi7smi]

Trying to do it in sa may be dangerous

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Interesting metaphor
My desire for sex is almost zero, so escorts don't have utility for me. I look forward to hearing your experiences if things go as planned.

No prob brocel. You got chemically castrated? If not I wonder why you don't desire sex?

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Trying to do it in sa may be dangerous

I did it once before though, even though I almost got robbed. But I think I have some safety measures. You from sa?

 

[jddi7smi]

I did it once before though, even though I almost got robbed. But I think I have some safety measures. You from sa?

No I'm not but I'm aware of the situation there I do recommend to be careful if you decided to do it cause you don't know what type of people you may find

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

No I'm not but I'm aware of the situation there I do recommend to be careful if you decided to do it cause you don't know what type of people you may find

Yeah 100% will do.

 

[dungeondragon]

No prob brocel. You got chemically castrated? If not I wonder why you don't desire sex?

Low libido/lack of interest in sex seems to be somewhat common for those with Asperger's. Whilst I do watch porn and enjoy that experience, outside of those sessions I don't think about sex or anything like that.

 

[based_meme]

I hope this will make you happier and not more depressed

You know the outcome of this.

 

[Swagpilled]

quite possibly the most cucked lowest T post I've ever read on this forum. gayer than even the femdom posts.

 

[PPEcel]

Is it really a smart move to spend all your savings?

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

I

Low libido/lack of interest in sex seems to be somewhat common for those with Asperger's. Whilst I do watch porn and enjoy that experience, outside of those sessions I don't think about sex or anything like that.

Damn, I envy you though. I think it somewhat be a blessing in disguise. I wish I could coom and not think of sex or porn

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Is it really a smart move to spend all your savings?

I don't do anything with my money though, I don't eat out, I don't buy expensive clothing. I live a very minimalist lifestyle. If gaming was still my cope I would've spent it on a new gpu or something like that. I might as well enjoy myself for once in my life ya know.

I know it sounds like irresponsible spending but I don't really care I wanna enjoy my youth(It's coming to an end )

 

[ADHD_cel]

I have escortmaxxed once(back in early March, wasn't a good XPerience. I almost got robbed) but I just need to some tips to safely do it. I don't know if I should meet up at their place or mine. Any escortcel that can give a detailed guide to escortmaxx safely
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@ADHD_cel

Where are you living ? Kek

 

[NorthernWind]

You will regret that.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Where are you living ? Kek

South Africa.

 

[ADHD_cel]

South Africa.

Come to Germany, kek

Germany - WikiSexGuide - International World Sex Guide

Germany Sex Guide advises where to find sex, working girls, prostitution, street hookers, brothels, red-light districts, sex shops, prostitutes, erotic massage parlors, strip clubs and escorts in Germany, Europe.

www.wikisexguide.com

 

[LeFrenchCel]

You know the outcome of this.

Yes

 

[Renegade#1]

I feel like a pedo at a playground

Like Kevin Bacon in The Woodsman?

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Come to Germany, kek

Germany - WikiSexGuide - International World Sex Guide

Germany Sex Guide advises where to find sex, working girls, prostitution, street hookers, brothels, red-light districts, sex shops, prostitutes, erotic massage parlors, strip clubs and escorts in Germany, Europe.

www.wikisexguide.com

I'm a poorcel kek and doesn't germany hate black people especially if they are subhuman?

 

[Profligate]

Just make sure you nofap for at least a month before you start escortmaxxing or you'll just be wasting your money

 

[Potential Rapist]

you're definitely gonna get aids jfl at escortmaxxing in africa

 

[Mortis]

Enjoy yourself brocel

 

[PixyBLACKED]

I feel like a pedo at a playground

I'm stealing that phrase

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Just make sure you nofap for at least a month before you start escortmaxxing or you'll just be wasting your money

Yeah I'm currently a week clean.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Enjoy yourself brocel

Thanx brocel

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

you're definitely gonna get aids jfl at escortmaxxing in africa

I use protection kek. My country has the highest number of STDs in the world kek