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I want some fucking pussy. I’m horny and want pussy. I’m thinking about pussy and how much I want pussy. I’m a Kissless virgin who just wants some fucking pussy. Please world give me some fucking pussy
 
They have pussies at a pet shop
 
Sorry, you aren't entitled to that.
 
"You sound very entitled. We need to unpack that. Maybe you're a narcissist." (Reddit) :foidSoy: :soy:
 
Shame we will never have it
 
Said it before and I'll say it again. Go see an escort.
 
Said it before and I'll say it again. Go see an escort.
I’m not going to go of obvious reasons, but I’m curious how much does it cost?
 
You need to have very wealthy parents to see one
No you don't. You just need some wits and some cash. Half the cost of a PS5 possibly more but depends where you live.
I’m not going to go of obvious reasons, but I’m curious how much does it cost?
Depends on how much you wanna spend. The market rate around here averages at $250/hr but it could be cheaper where you live for all I know. If it's too cheap it's too good to be true and is likely a scam and if it's true it's probably a crack whore which you don't wanna get involved with. Ignoring the diseases you will likely catch I've read some horror stories where guys show up to these crack whores where their breath smells like a mix of vomit and shit while they're also missing teeth. Personally if that was what was only available I would stay had stayed a virgin.

Thankfully there's plenty of cute women around here. Actually gonna be screwing some Asian whore tomorrow so I'm excited for that. Before I die I intend to screw as many different kinds of pretty women as I can. Now if only I could find one thats hot and does anal. Most escorts don't seem to do anal here sadly but maybe I just need to ask them considering not all escorts advertise everything they offer.
 
No you don't. You just need some wits and some cash. Half the cost of a PS5 possibly more but depends where you live.

Depends on how much you wanna spend. The market rate around here averages at $250/hr but it could be cheaper where you live for all I know. If it's too cheap it's too good to be true and is likely a scam and if it's true it's probably a crack whore which you don't wanna get involved with. Ignoring the diseases you will likely catch I've read some horror stories where guys show up to these crack whores where their breath smells like a mix of vomit and shit while they're also missing teeth. Personally if that was what was only available I would stay had stayed a virgin.

Thankfully there's plenty of cute women around here. Actually gonna be screwing some Asian whore tomorrow so I'm excited for that. Before I die I intend to screw as many different kinds of pretty women as I can. Now if only I could find one thats hot and does anal. Most escorts don't seem to do anal here sadly but maybe I just need to ask them considering not all escorts advertise everything they offer.
You need money, to get money you need wealthy family to set you up with a job
 
You need money, to get money you need wealthy family to set you up with a job
Nope. You just need to talk to people and the beauty of finding a job is the requirements aren't ridiculous like what some women expect unless it's IT then the expectations are worse than what some women expect. My rule is usually figure out who is in charge aka the boss and talk to them. Don't waste your time with their employees as they likely won't be useful to you beyond finding the boss.

Two forget about applying online. From my experience it's generally a waste of time as the ATS will filter you out before you reach a recruiters table. Talking to people directly or even over the phone gets you so much further as you can find out about positions that aren't even posted online yet.
 
Nope. You just need to talk to people and the beauty of finding a job is the requirements aren't ridiculous like what some women expect unless it's IT then the expectations are worse than what some women expect. My rule is usually figure out who is in charge aka the boss and talk to them. Don't waste your time with their employees as they likely won't be useful to you beyond finding the boss.

Two forget about applying online. From my experience it's generally a waste of time as the ATS will filter you out before you reach a recruiters table. Talking to people directly or even over the phone gets you so much further as you can find out about positions that aren't even posted online yet.
Getting a job is impossible if you don’t have wealthy parents to connect you

If you didn’t go to Yale forget it
 
I want cute anime girls to give me BJ
 
Getting a job is impossible if you don’t have wealthy parents to connect you

If you didn’t go to Yale forget it
It's not. Just act like you belong and own it. You'll suck at first but you get better with practice.
I want cute anime girls to give me BJ
Same. I wish Frieren existed and she gave me a sloppy elf blowjob.
 
I want some fucking pussy. I’m horny and want pussy. I’m thinking about pussy and how much I want pussy. I’m a Kissless virgin who just wants some fucking pussy. Please world give me some fucking pussy
 
I think she’s asexual brocel, try Fern
Don't care. I want elf head now. Also Fern only has the hots for the chad known as Stark. Even if I could I wouldn't cuck them. Cuckoldry is bad. Ideally Stark and Fern will make the ultimate battlemage.
 
Don't care. I want elf head now. Also Fern only has the hots for the chad known as Stark. Even if I could I wouldn't cuck them. Cuckoldry is bad. Ideally Stark and Fern will make the ultimate battlemage.
Stark seems like a faggot though
 
I want some fucking pussy. I’m horny and want pussy. I’m thinking about pussy and how much I want pussy. I’m a Kissless virgin who just wants some fucking pussy. Please world give me some fucking pussy
u can get yourself 30 buck pussy off the street or a loving relationship with someone who cares about u. it's your choice brotard
 
I want some fucking pussy. I’m horny and want pussy. I’m thinking about pussy and how much I want pussy. I’m a Kissless virgin who just wants some fucking pussy. Please world give me some fucking pussy
yeah we’ll get used to it. Doesn’t get much easier
 
Sorry saar.
Chad only.
 
Stark seems like a faggot though
Idk he just seems like a nice guy that simply needs to keep at it. He already went on a date with Fern so it's a start at least.
 
I want some fucking pussy. I’m horny and want pussy. I’m thinking about pussy and how much I want pussy. I’m a Kissless virgin who just wants some fucking pussy. Please world give me some fucking pussy
Everyone does bruh
 
I want some fucking pussy. I’m horny and want pussy. I’m thinking about pussy and how much I want pussy. I’m a Kissless virgin who just wants some fucking pussy. Please world give me some fucking pussy
Chad only...
 
Said it before and I'll say it again. Go see an escort.
I agree, regular girls are also whores with high body counts just like escorts and they cost more in the long term. Makes no sense financially to have a girlfriend in the west. Not to mention the fact that your girlfriend will be sleeping with other guys too so she isnt technically yours anyway
 
I agree, regular girls are also whores with high body counts just like escorts and they cost more in the long term. Makes no sense financially to have a girlfriend in the west. Not to mention the fact that your girlfriend will be sleeping with other guys too so she isnt technically yours anyway
You need to be rich to get an escort.
 
Reddit said you aren't entitled to that so unfortunately you'll remain a virgin your whole life :fuk:
 
im guessing you're american, if possible save up for a trip to mexico or colombia, thats what a lot of guys do
Not America but im unemployed and can't find a job.
 
Not America but im unemployed and can't find a job.
unlucky, its the parents job to show u a way to make money in society but so many peoples parents dont give a shit. I wish you all the best, its rough being a dude
 
unlucky, its the parents job to show u a way to make money in society but so many peoples parents dont give a shit. I wish you all the best, its rough being a dude
I mean they did everything they could. They called up their friends to see if there were job opportunities but there are none.
 
just escortmaxx
 

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