I'm gonna start shoplifting

[DutchCel01]

I used to do it aswell till they caught me at the self checkout. Luckily it was a bunch of children (teenagers) working and i just told them i was high and forgot

 

[curryboy420]

Bro don't steal from smaller businesses steal from larger businesses. Its literally easier to steal in a target or Walmart then a small store. Also from my experience(as a kid) small stores are gonna do way more to catch you then a big store where nobody cares. My easiest time shoplifting was in kroger

It not small it's big idiot

 

[curryboy420]

No you’re right. Shitskin behavior is eating dogs and playing with cow poop

Violent crime is usually more of a negro thing

What's violent about taking sweet box idiot

 

[coping_manlet]

What's violent about taking sweet box idiot

When you get stopped by store security and have to past them it becomes violent

 

[curryboy420]

When you get stopped by store security and have to past them it becomes violent

Then they shouldn't try to touch me over sweets or they deserve to get banged

 

[coping_manlet]

Then they shouldn't try to touch me over sweets or they deserve to get banged

See? Typical nigger behavior. Pay for your shit or just don’t get caught

No need to be violent towards folks just doing their job

 

[TooSomething]

So, are you still out there, shoplifting?

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

Silly sausage.

 

[Wenhao Xu]

I had an acquaintance who was a professional shoplifter. It's a really good gig if you know the system.

If all you're doing is stealing snacks, you have nothing to worry about. The police won't even look into it if you get caught (assuming you steal less than 200 gbp worth of goods). The worst they're gonna do is ban you from the shop. Even then none of the staff care enough to do anything, just make sure no one's looking.

 

[curryboy420]

See? Typical nigger behavior. Pay for your shit or just don’t get caught

No need to be violent towards folks just doing their job

Beng beng nigger I Beng u

 

[coping_manlet]

Beng beng nigger I Beng u

 

[glutty]

I hate not being able to afford good sweets and chocolates so in gonna start stealing them. How should i do it so I don't get caught. The shop is kinda small but the faggot guy who works there isn't that good at his job but the sweets I wanna steal are right near the till. I'm thinking I grab 2 of them and walk around looking at stuff then I pocket one and put the other one back. Hopefully it works. I might buy some cheap thing and steal 2or 3 sweets and chocolates. I want a mike and ikes box and some chocolate

Oh this retard

 

[SrutalBeggs]

Beng beng nigger I Beng u

just make up an excuse by saying you forgot or something

 

[Nick Gurr the third]

just do self checking but go where people know you and will trust you stealing a chocolate or two isnt a big thing they rob us everyday with their prices

 

[curryboy420]

Oh this retard

Stfu

 

[curryboy420]

just do self checking but go where people know you and will trust you stealing a chocolate or two isnt a big thing they rob us everyday with their prices

Yes nigger they scan us every day

 

[glutty]

Stfu

nigga don't shoplift, you know they have cameras and the bobbies will be on you. Not unless you put on a balaclava so you can hide your identity.