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I'm gonna start shoplifting

curryboy420

curryboy420

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I hate not being able to afford good sweets and chocolates so in gonna start stealing them. How should i do it so I don't get caught. The shop is kinda small but the faggot guy who works there isn't that good at his job but the sweets I wanna steal are right near the till. I'm thinking I grab 2 of them and walk around looking at stuff then I pocket one and put the other one back. Hopefully it works. I might buy some cheap thing and steal 2or 3 sweets and chocolates. I want a mike and ikes box and some chocolate
 
Don't they have security cameras
 
based
 
@Left4DeadNiggerboy @BlackCel_from_ZA @Rabbi Schneerson give him some tips
 
Curries are already the lepers of the human race. Don't make it worse for yourself.
 
Just dont. It is not worth going to jail.

With crimes you either go big or go home. Dont risk your freedom over chocolate.
 
Abacaxi14 said:
Just dont. It is not worth going to jail.

With crimes you either go big or go home. Dont risk your freedom over chocolate.
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They aren't gonna send me to jail I'm stealing the sweets because they always charge extra at this shop so I need to make my money back and I want to try the expensive sweets I cant afford
 
Abacaxi14 said:
Just dont. It is not worth going to jail.

With crimes you either go big or go home. Dont risk your freedom over chocolate.
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That's right! Risk it for single malt whisky that was aged > 10 years.
 
Walmart is a good place to start
 
Very stupid idea. Going to prison for a few sweets is about as retarded as it gets.
 
You should know if there are cameras there.
Obviously don't ask to the shopkeeper if they have cameras, that would be sus.
 
Good luck and don't get caught.
 
Security is generally lax for most stores tbh. Just be low inhib enough to do it
 
Low inhibition mogger.
 
Surprised Nbc GIF by Saturday Night Live
Bro
 
Ibrahim997 said:
Surprised Nbc GIF by Saturday Night Live
Bro
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One guy I knew stole a £25, football and just walked out with it from the far side of the shop and nobody saw him I wish I took one I want one of the proper footballs they are way better to kick and it makes it fun
 
You'd probably get away with it tbh, police are useless here.
 
Just make a backpack with a secret storage inside and hide 1 item in there.
 
Stealing sweets my nigga, you that skint?
 
curryboy420 said:
Yes I have no money and I'm tired of being poor
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I would judge you, but i just snatched money from family members that can't stop mocking me for no reason and today i prolly buy some goodies, so yeah just be careful
 
curryboy420 said:
I hate not being able to afford good sweets and chocolates so in gonna start stealing them. How should i do it so I don't get caught. The shop is kinda small but the faggot guy who works there isn't that good at his job but the sweets I wanna steal are right near the till. I'm thinking I grab 2 of them and walk around looking at stuff then I pocket one and put the other one back. Hopefully it works. I might buy some cheap thing and steal 2or 3 sweets and chocolates. I want a mike and ikes box and some chocolate
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I don’t think stealing is worth it since it’s so hard to be a criminal now because of the technology but if you insist on doing it there are some things that help.

*Wear a Covid mask
*Park your car really far away so they can’t get your plates
*try to look down to conceal your face from the cameras. Don’t look at the cameras. A baseball cap also helps
*try to be quick. The police can get there fast so don’t stay longer than a few minutes
*Don’t wear clothes you normally wear. Maybe wear some clothes you don’t wear often
*don’t look suspicious as in don’t be rapidly looking around a lot scanning for people. This is the biggest giveaway to loss prevention
*never ever talk to the police. They will lie and say you have to talk to them or that they are just trying to help or that you just need to sign this thing. Never talk to them or sign anything.
 
curryboy420 said:
I hate not being able to afford good sweets and chocolates so in gonna start stealing them. How should i do it so I don't get caught. The shop is kinda small but the faggot guy who works there isn't that good at his job but the sweets I wanna steal are right near the till. I'm thinking I grab 2 of them and walk around looking at stuff then I pocket one and put the other one back. Hopefully it works. I might buy some cheap thing and steal 2or 3 sweets and chocolates. I want a mike and ikes box and some chocolate
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Don’t I know how some people think . People are going to beat the shit out of you. I knew Southport would happen and why, same with Euro finals.
People don’t care about going to prison
 
curryboy420 said:
I hate not being able to afford good sweets and chocolates so in gonna start stealing them. How should i do it so I don't get caught. The shop is kinda small but the faggot guy who works there isn't that good at his job but the sweets I wanna steal are right near the till. I'm thinking I grab 2 of them and walk around looking at stuff then I pocket one and put the other one back. Hopefully it works. I might buy some cheap thing and steal 2or 3 sweets and chocolates. I want a mike and ikes box and some chocolate
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Don't be a subhuman dude don't steal you'll get ass raped in jail
 
posting about committing crimes on the internet? that's never gone wrong before!
@Dr. Autismo @ColdBoy
 
curryboy420 said:
I hate not being able to afford good sweets and chocolates so in gonna start stealing them. How should i do it so I don't get caught. The shop is kinda small but the faggot guy who works there isn't that good at his job but the sweets I wanna steal are right near the till. I'm thinking I grab 2 of them and walk around looking at stuff then I pocket one and put the other one back. Hopefully it works. I might buy some cheap thing and steal 2or 3 sweets and chocolates. I want a mike and ikes box and some chocolate
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Average shit skin behavior
 
curryboy420 said:
I hate not being able to afford good sweets and chocolates so in gonna start stealing them. How should i do it so I don't get caught. The shop is kinda small but the faggot guy who works there isn't that good at his job but the sweets I wanna steal are right near the till. I'm thinking I grab 2 of them and walk around looking at stuff then I pocket one and put the other one back. Hopefully it works. I might buy some cheap thing and steal 2or 3 sweets and chocolates. I want a mike and ikes box and some chocolate
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Bro don't steal from smaller businesses steal from larger businesses. Its literally easier to steal in a target or Walmart then a small store. Also from my experience(as a kid) small stores are gonna do way more to catch you then a big store where nobody cares. My easiest time shoplifting was in kroger
 
cockroach said:
I don’t think stealing is worth it since it’s so hard to be a criminal now because of the technology but if you insist on doing it there are some things that help.

*Wear a Covid mask
*Park your car really far away so they can’t get your plates
*try to look down to conceal your face from the cameras. Don’t look at the cameras. A baseball cap also helps
*try to be quick. The police can get there fast so don’t stay longer than a few minutes
*Don’t wear clothes you normally wear. Maybe wear some clothes you don’t wear often
*don’t look suspicious as in don’t be rapidly looking around a lot scanning for people. This is the biggest giveaway to loss prevention
*never ever talk to the police. They will lie and say you have to talk to them or that they are just trying to help or that you just need to sign this thing. Never talk to them or sign anything.
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Bro your way over thinking it shoplifting is common just walk in there pocket something and walk out
 
curryboy420 said:
I haven't stolen any fag and no self respecting white person would pay £3.50 for sweets ok nigger
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No you’re right. Shitskin behavior is eating dogs and playing with cow poop

Violent crime is usually more of a negro thing
 
I used to work at Burlington and my day was so lax I could just walk around plotting what to steal. If they don't suspect you then it's nothing
 
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