I'm gonna start shoplifting

[curryboy420]

I hate not being able to afford good sweets and chocolates so in gonna start stealing them. How should i do it so I don't get caught. The shop is kinda small but the faggot guy who works there isn't that good at his job but the sweets I wanna steal are right near the till. I'm thinking I grab 2 of them and walk around looking at stuff then I pocket one and put the other one back. Hopefully it works. I might buy some cheap thing and steal 2or 3 sweets and chocolates. I want a mike and ikes box and some chocolate

 

[Stupid Clown]

Don't they have security cameras

 

[zerozerozero]

based

 

[zerozerozero]

@Left4DeadNiggerboy @BlackCel_from_ZA @Rabbi Schneerson give him some tips

 

[wereq]

Curries are already the lepers of the human race. Don't make it worse for yourself.

 

[Abacaxi14]

Just dont. It is not worth going to jail.

With crimes you either go big or go home. Dont risk your freedom over chocolate.

 

[KinkyKanga]

@Left4DeadNiggerboy @BlackCel_from_ZA @Rabbi Schneerson give him some tips

 

[RechargedSamsung]

He should do this in europe they’ll forgive him

 

[curryboy420]

Just dont. It is not worth going to jail.

With crimes you either go big or go home. Dont risk your freedom over chocolate.

They aren't gonna send me to jail I'm stealing the sweets because they always charge extra at this shop so I need to make my money back and I want to try the expensive sweets I cant afford

 

[Rabbi Schneerson]

@Left4DeadNiggerboy @BlackCel_from_ZA @Rabbi Schneerson give him some tips

Never done it it’s pointless

 

[Negroid Berber]

I want to try the expensive sweets I cant afford

nigga how old are you

 

[Emba]

Just dont. It is not worth going to jail.

With crimes you either go big or go home. Dont risk your freedom over chocolate.

That's right! Risk it for single malt whisky that was aged > 10 years.

 

[shameless]

Here's a guide for shoplifting hosted on the Internet Archive: https://archive.org/details/a-shoplifting-guide/mode/2up, because nigger

 

[curryboy420]

nigga how old are you

Nobody can afford to eat £3 sweets and when was the last time u bought dairy milk whole nut or fruit n nut

 

[Left4DeadNiggerboy]

@Left4DeadNiggerboy @BlackCel_from_ZA @Rabbi Schneerson give him some tips

My dick hard as a mf

 

[curryboy420]

My dick hard as a mf

Fk off gay nig

 

[Left4DeadNiggerboy]

Fk off gay nig

Rent free lil bro

 

[TheCatMan]

Walmart is a good place to start

 

[suicidecase]

Very stupid idea. Going to prison for a few sweets is about as retarded as it gets.

 

[Abacaxi14]

Very stupid idea. Going to prison for a few sweets is about as retarded as it gets.

Some people here doesnt have any sense of priority

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

@Left4DeadNiggerboy @BlackCel_from_ZA @Rabbi Schneerson give him some tips

 

[Grodd]

Very stupid idea. Going to prison for a few sweets is about as retarded as it gets.

 

[Pesttanz]

You should know if there are cameras there.
Obviously don't ask to the shopkeeper if they have cameras, that would be sus.

 

[TooSomething]

Good luck and don't get caught.

 

[krieg005]

He should do this in europe they’ll forgive him

only if he isn't white

 

[guitarcel]

Security is generally lax for most stores tbh. Just be low inhib enough to do it

 

[Sonicfancel]

Low inhibition mogger.

 

[Ibrahim997]

Bro

 

[curryboy420]

Bro

I don't care they don't care either for £6 of sweets

 

[curryboy420]

Bro

One guy I knew stole a £25, football and just walked out with it from the far side of the shop and nobody saw him I wish I took one I want one of the proper footballs they are way better to kick and it makes it fun

 

[Pancakecel]

You'd probably get away with it tbh, police are useless here.

 

[TheJester]

Just make a backpack with a secret storage inside and hide 1 item in there.

 

[Window]

Stealing sweets my nigga, you that skint?

 

[weaselbomber]

Stealing sweets my nigga, you that skint?

on some Charlie and the Chocolate Factory shit

 

[curryboy420]

Stealing sweets my nigga, you that skint?

Yes I have no money and I'm tired of being poor

 

[NIKOCADO AVOCADO]

Yes I have no money and I'm tired of being poor

I would judge you, but i just snatched money from family members that can't stop mocking me for no reason and today i prolly buy some goodies, so yeah just be careful

 

[RandomGuy]

Yes I have no money and I'm tired of being poor

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/BXEi7Jh3DTY?si=hTKbu1OJKKw6Az2O

 

[cockroach]

I hate not being able to afford good sweets and chocolates so in gonna start stealing them. How should i do it so I don't get caught. The shop is kinda small but the faggot guy who works there isn't that good at his job but the sweets I wanna steal are right near the till. I'm thinking I grab 2 of them and walk around looking at stuff then I pocket one and put the other one back. Hopefully it works. I might buy some cheap thing and steal 2or 3 sweets and chocolates. I want a mike and ikes box and some chocolate

I don’t think stealing is worth it since it’s so hard to be a criminal now because of the technology but if you insist on doing it there are some things that help.

*Wear a Covid mask
*Park your car really far away so they can’t get your plates
*try to look down to conceal your face from the cameras. Don’t look at the cameras. A baseball cap also helps
*try to be quick. The police can get there fast so don’t stay longer than a few minutes
*Don’t wear clothes you normally wear. Maybe wear some clothes you don’t wear often
*don’t look suspicious as in don’t be rapidly looking around a lot scanning for people. This is the biggest giveaway to loss prevention
*never ever talk to the police. They will lie and say you have to talk to them or that they are just trying to help or that you just need to sign this thing. Never talk to them or sign anything.

 

[unionistcel]

I hate not being able to afford good sweets and chocolates so in gonna start stealing them. How should i do it so I don't get caught. The shop is kinda small but the faggot guy who works there isn't that good at his job but the sweets I wanna steal are right near the till. I'm thinking I grab 2 of them and walk around looking at stuff then I pocket one and put the other one back. Hopefully it works. I might buy some cheap thing and steal 2or 3 sweets and chocolates. I want a mike and ikes box and some chocolate

Don’t I know how some people think . People are going to beat the shit out of you. I knew Southport would happen and why, same with Euro finals.
People don’t care about going to prison

 

[Serpents reign]

I hate not being able to afford good sweets and chocolates so in gonna start stealing them. How should i do it so I don't get caught. The shop is kinda small but the faggot guy who works there isn't that good at his job but the sweets I wanna steal are right near the till. I'm thinking I grab 2 of them and walk around looking at stuff then I pocket one and put the other one back. Hopefully it works. I might buy some cheap thing and steal 2or 3 sweets and chocolates. I want a mike and ikes box and some chocolate

Don't be a subhuman dude don't steal you'll get ass raped in jail

 

[FuckYou]

posting about committing crimes on the internet? that's never gone wrong before!
@Dr. Autismo @ColdBoy

 

[RossProofArch]

Curries are already the lepers of the human race. Don't make it worse for yourself.

 

[biggestloser]

Curries are already the lepers of the human race. Don't make it worse for yourself.

 

[biggestloser]

posting about committing crimes on the internet? that's never gone wrong before!
@Dr. Autismo @ColdBoy